|
Ben Murphy posted:These are already up to $15k this morning i only did one play like this ever where I bought like $1k worth of 3 year out best buy puts in case they went bankrupt cause it was a bit after the time circuit city was going under and I was just like well..why DOES best buy even exist anymore But they came back for some reason??? oh well, whatever, it was just pure gambling
|
#
?
May 21, 2019 23:35
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 27, 2024 21:42 |
|
|
baka kaba posted:Bringing in a ringer to make the killer tweet the people are crying out for lol that's not even the original "in awe at the size of this lad" guy
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2019 23:37
|
|
|
bird with big dick posted:Does bowel cancer have a distinct smell? I feel like my rear end in a top hat smells different than it used to and I haven’t changed my diet. And to be clear I’m not talking about any sort of poop smell I’m talking about the smell of the skin of a completely clean anus. it used to be kind of garlicky but now it has a kind of industrial solvent smell to it you wont care
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2019 23:38
|
|
|
Duscat posted:lol that's not even the original "in awe at the size of this lad" guy Id have respect if Elon hired the fat dude who aids the queen.
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2019 23:40
|
|
|
A MIRACLE posted:nice... my position is a bit smaller. I would probably roll some into safer strikes but you do you I've made enough on weekly puts these past few weeks to safely lose the 8K if it comes to that. Granted my portfolio is only 45K, so what 17% position? Just typing that out makes me a little more shaky but it's all good. Going to need a steady hand heading into Q2 ER though. We all know the numbers will be awful, but that doesn't mean much with this company. Look at the last 15 years. There could be some lever left that Musk will pull to rocket this back up, but I seriously think more investors are starting to sober up from the hope and growth dream and we'll see a real evaluation come before year end.
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2019 23:49
|
|
|
Lambert posted:... is an abomination, is what you meant to write. heyman u dont have the best track record of "knowing what looks good" iykwim
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2019 23:53
|
|
|
Ben Murphy posted:I've made enough on weekly puts these past few weeks to safely lose the 8K if it comes to that. Granted my portfolio is only 45K, so what 17% position? Just typing that out makes me a little more shaky but it's all good. Going to need a steady hand heading into Q2 ER though. We all know the numbers will be awful, but that doesn't mean much with this company. Look at the last 15 years. There could be some lever left that Musk will pull to rocket this back up, but I seriously think more investors are starting to sober up from the hope and growth dream and we'll see a real evaluation come before year end. I'm rooting for you! Best of luck!
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2019 23:53
|
|
|
bird with big dick posted:it used to be kind of garlicky but now it has a kind of industrial solvent smell to it I can't believe I know this, but the alkaline solvent smell are digestive enzymes released in the small intestine likewise, they are an indicator that you may have slight problems with your lower bits of your digestive system, but nothing near as serious as cancer
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2019 23:58
|
|
|
me? i like those poops that u only have to wipe once or twice, no big deal. i wish i could maintain a diet that only made those kind, that would be wicked
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2019 00:01
|
|
|
what helps make nice firm poops? Fiber? Cheese?
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2019 00:03
|
|
|
Duscat posted:lol that's not even the original "in awe at the size of this lad" guy and elon musk isn't even the original tesla motors guy
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2019 00:28
|
|
|
Rex-Goliath posted:is this the margin call? is this it? Probably not because it’s only $35mil worth of stock. You would probably see some larger amounts if he were forced to do it. He also has a ton more options to exercise so there is a long way to go from here.
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2019 00:57
|
|
|
lol would be funny if Unsworth suddenly dropped his suit and "moved on"
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2019 01:13
|
|
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/brd22p/its_time_to_take_the_tesla_narrative/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share lolling bigly
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2019 01:51
|
|
|
FistEnergy posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/brd22p/its_time_to_take_the_tesla_narrative/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Jesus Christ it's a pyramid scheme
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2019 01:54
|
|
|
FistEnergy posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/brd22p/its_time_to_take_the_tesla_narrative/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share It's Heaven's gate 2.0. Cult leader with a huge mansion who promises to someday take humans to space, all they need now are the Nikes
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2019 02:02
|
|
|
bring back old gbs posted:I dont know if it even exists outside of CG renders and autoshows but the only correct EV choice is a Volvo Polestar imo: I too want this very very badly, and I too think its the best EV there will be. It's a shame they don't offer Polestar blue.
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2019 02:06
|
|
god daaaaaayum
|
Been gone awhile and catching up. Can someone let me know what’s happened? Saw something about Elon Musk praising a sheep’s unit and thought he’d finally cracked which is why the stock is tanking. Am I far off?
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2019 02:42
|
|
|
Bearded Whiteguy posted:Been gone awhile and catching up. Can someone let me know what’s happened? Saw something about Elon Musk praising a sheep’s unit and thought he’d finally cracked which is why the stock is tanking. Am I far off? he sent an email to the whole company saying they were gonna be bankrupt in less than a year and his solution was doing the corporate equivalent of checking under the cushions for spare change
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2019 03:16
|
|
|
Rex-Goliath posted:he sent an email to the whole company saying they were gonna be bankrupt in less than a year and his solution was doing the corporate equivalent of checking under the cushions for spare change the CFO has to personally check every cushion, musk just has to do every 10th
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2019 03:23
|
|
|
There was also another autopilot fatality
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2019 03:55
|
|
|
FistEnergy posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/brd22p/its_time_to_take_the_tesla_narrative/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share quote:
"What do you think of car?" "Uh well it's pretty nice I guess, right at the next light to get to taco bell." "Tesla is not bankrupt. Everything's fine." "Oh... ok." "Elon has a plan. Definitely no bankruptcy." "Are you ok?"
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2019 04:05
|
|
|
love the china though https://twitter.com/Trumpery45/status/1131010185697214464?s=20
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2019 04:13
|
|
|
Agronox posted:love the china though Least surprising chaser of them all: https://twitter.com/trumpery45/status/1131029889761472512?s=21
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2019 05:25
|
|
|
Hey wait a minute, you know what the gently caress else is going on besides the Unsworth case? How about a little guy known as the SEC that was suing Elon (or at least trying to argue contempt)? That's not over right? They acted like they needed to re-write the terms again which is bullshit, has Elon broken them again yet? Is anyone doing anything at all? Besides letting him off the hook? Either way sell more stock Elon infernal machines posted:that is babytown frollicks compared to the more recent discoveries about their software stack Please go on
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2019 05:49
|
|
|
bird with big dick posted:what helps make nice firm poops? Fiber? Cheese? steel wool
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2019 05:56
|
|
|
Dumb Lowtax posted:Please go on okay, well, low key. but they enabled full debug logging in the kernel on their half-assed ubuntu port that runs everything, so now the ssds they use for the ecu/mcu are hitting their write limits and failing, permanently. meaning the entire system needs to be replaced, oh, and btw your odometer hasn't worked since poo poo failed, so be sure to note that on your insurance.
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2019 06:00
|
|
|
Bearded Whiteguy posted:Least surprising chaser of them all: lol remember when Tesla customer support hosed up and gave some random guy admin access to the Tesla forums? And he deleted a bunch of poo poo? good times
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2019 06:06
|
|
|
we are starting to reach bitcoin levels of “remember funny thing”
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2019 06:26
|
|
|
infernal machines posted:okay, well, low key. but they enabled full debug logging in the kernel on their half-assed ubuntu port that runs everything, so now the ssds they use for the ecu/mcu are hitting their write limits and failing, permanently. meaning the entire system needs to be replaced, oh, and btw your odometer hasn't worked since poo poo failed, so be sure to note that on your insurance. lmfao
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2019 06:51
|
|
|
infernal machines posted:okay, well, low key. but they enabled full debug logging in the kernel on their half-assed ubuntu port that runs everything, so now the ssds they use for the ecu/mcu are hitting their write limits and failing, permanently. meaning the entire system needs to be replaced, oh, and btw your odometer hasn't worked since poo poo failed, so be sure to note that on your insurance. move fast and break things* *cars
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2019 06:53
|
|
|
car can't depreciate if the odometer is frozen *taps head*
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2019 07:01
|
|
|
musk personally reviews every tenth line of the kernel log
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2019 07:17
|
|
|
zegermans posted:I still laugh occasionally at Musk calling a guy a pedophile because he stole his thunder by rescuing kids without a stupid steel coffin all i can think about now is banks making a joke about its only use being the ultimate dildo so i can be like my hero
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2019 08:23
|
|
|
baka kaba posted:Bringing in a ringer to make the killer tweet the people are crying out for *me, working at tesla, talking to my coworkers* hey dudes, whats up? so you know how the boss says hes looking over every tenth payment? well now he hired a meme guy. this kicks rear end.
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2019 08:29
|
|
|
Agronox posted:love the china though lol every bazinga dipshit they do this to thinks he's gonna get on the evening news or something
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2019 08:38
|
|
|
Intel&Sebastian posted:lol every bazinga dipshit they do this to thinks he's gonna get on the evening news or something ah but you see they know they’re telling the truth about this unbeliveably uncharacteristic one-off example of low-level-peon unprofessionalism, unlike the 800 previous examples that were all teslaq fake news fud. their True Problem will obviously immediately grab Lord Musk’s attention for an immediate and satisfactory resolution
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2019 09:02
|
|
|
Ben Murphy posted:So many choice quotes on ST (I post there too it's actually victory wine
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2019 09:07
|
|
) but this is one of my recent favs:
|
https://twitter.com/jjeswani/status/1131089727010926595 death by a thousand cuts
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2019 09:45
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 27, 2024 21:42 |
|
|
orange sky posted:https://twitter.com/jjeswani/status/1131089727010926595 lol lowering the price target by drat near 20% JUST ABOUT TO TAKE OFF FOR THE MOON JUST YOU WAIT
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2019 09:51
|
|