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crazyivan45 posted:Real talk: if you love dogs skip episode 4 A valid point, but then they'd be missing the roof scenes and quotes like "Them? I don't know them. gently caress them."
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I have not watched Chernobyl. But I will root for it to get all of the awards because https://twitter.com/jasondfw/status/1133838618437574658?s=21
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F-35s: Actually Good? https://twitter.com/Oriana0214/status/1134136783258771456?s=19
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facialimpediment posted:F-35s: Actually Good? About time that airplane did something useful.
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F35 *~*accidentally*~* drawing dicks in the sky is probably the best product defect you can ask for, in my humble opinion.
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colachute posted:F35 *~*accidentally*~* drawing dicks in the sky is probably the best product defect you can ask for, in my humble opinion. But does it draw the balls lopsided? If not, huge improvement over the F18.
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facialimpediment posted:F-35s: Actually Good? Almost as important as accidental sky dick: Internet generals will take the results of F-35 vs F-35 simulated combat to argue that the F-35 sucks against the F-35, because the F-35 is super good against the F-35.
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Yeah lol the takeaway should just be that the F-35 is a massive boondoggle that sucks
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May 30, 2019 18:21
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1134092525218590721 The only conspiracy was by John Ratcliffe (R-TX 4) to obscure the fact that he has no balls, and hides in his office from Gold Star families.
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May 30, 2019 19:02
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https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/445997-satanic-temple-cites-religious-beliefs-as-immunity-from-supreme-court Satanic Temple cites religious beliefs as immunity from Supreme Court abortion ruling on fetal remains Satanic Temple at it again. I need to join. “The first step was to formally get recognized as a religion by the IRS. Now the Satanic Temple is leveraging that status to use religious freedom as a case for abortion rights. It's all rather unusual, but the end goal is to set up a Catch-22: the theocrats will have to choose between religious liberty or pro-life legislation.”
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May 30, 2019 19:08
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Jesus loving christ the satanic temple is awesome as poo poo
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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/445997-satanic-temple-cites-religious-beliefs-as-immunity-from-supreme-court Hahahaha get hosed you religious Christian cocksuckers.
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quote:Belle Plaine, a small town in Minnesota, opened a Veteran’s memorial park where people could honor veterans and those who lost their lives serving our country. https://culturewatchnews.com/you-wont-believe-what-the-satanic-temple-is-doing-to-a-veterans-memorial-in-this-small-town/ quote:Satanists want to destroy every public expression of the Christian faith.
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May 30, 2019 19:31
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Just Googled John Ratcliffe (R-TX 4) has no balls, we show up. I wish it was predictive though. We need more searches so the Googles learn that he, in fact has no balls. Also that John Ratcliffe (R-TX 4) is a coward.
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Stravag posted:Jesus loving christ the satanic temple is awesome as poo poo agreed
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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:https://culturewatchnews.com/you-wont-believe-what-the-satanic-temple-is-doing-to-a-veterans-memorial-in-this-small-town/ The comments in that article are something. Boomer / MAGA meltdown
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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...y-a7196786.html If someone were to check Tony Perkin’s browser history, I’d wager a pretty penny that they would learn he was very interested in graphic depictions of males performing sexual acts with other males, and also that John Ratcliffe, a coward, is devoid of testicles (without balls, if you will).
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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/445997-satanic-temple-cites-religious-beliefs-as-immunity-from-supreme-court Oh my god the fundies will become the physical embodiment of the Onion's white hot sphere of pure rage at this and I love it. Satanic Temple is one of the best forces for good in our hellfucker country.
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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/445997-satanic-temple-cites-religious-beliefs-as-immunity-from-supreme-court They're doing the dark lord's work.
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egyptian rat race posted:The comments in that article are something. Boomer / MAGA meltdown Yeah I had just dived into the comments as well. Couldn’t be anymore delicious 
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Remember: Religious Freedom per Evangelicals means only Christianity. You can choose any Christian religion, but that is the limit of their view of Religious Freedom.
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CommieGIR posted:Remember: Religious Freedom per Evangelicals means only Christianity. You can choose any Christian religion, but that is the limit of their view of Religious Freedom. One of the comments on that boomer tears article says exactly that. 
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omg yessssssssssss so goddamn good hail satan
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I've been keeping up my reminders that John Ratcliffe is a coward and has no balls and somehow I haven't been blocked. So I took advantage of that by telling him that it's a violation of the First Amendment to block people on social media as a public figure (this has been held up in multiple federal court cases, but alas not yet the Supreme Court). Frankly, I think it's time his office gets some phone calls reminding them of the fact that a public official cannot block people on social media and perhaps their social media intern should be reminded of this before they get hauled to court by the ACLU. Also to remind them that John Ratcliffe is a coward who runs away from Gold Star wives because they want him, a United States congressfucker, to actually pass a law.
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May 30, 2019 19:58
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CommieGIR posted:You can choose any Christian religion Even that's not true.
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Fister Roboto posted:Even that's not true. Yeah, its misleading. These people want to return to Protestant level's of "Either join our religion, choose exile, or die"
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WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:https://twitter.com/franakviacorka/status/1131538109806600193 neither but unironically also i heard there's a pissy rear end bitch in texas, john ratcliffe?
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Maybe? The only John Ratcliffe in Texas I know of like to have unprotected sex with meth addicted hookers in a church parking lot on Sundays. And he has NO balls. Not uncommonly small testies as a result of a hormone imbalance during puberty, but actual no balls. Just a empty sack flapping around in his own cock juices.
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NoVA/MD/DC milgoons, weather is happening. Tornado warning for the Columbia, MD region. Stay safe, don't get your balls ripped off by a tornado because then you'll end up like John Ratcliffe (R-TX) and none of us want that.
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pantslesswithwolves posted:https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...y-a7196786.html (Two years old, but the irony is still tasty) (But not nearly as tasty as the sweet, sweet First Amendment smackdowns by the Satanic Temple) (On the other hand, John Ratcliffe being a coward with no balls who runs away from Gold Star widows is some nasty, repugnant poo poo)
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redneck nazgul posted:NoVA/MD/DC milgoons, weather is happening. Tornado warning for the Columbia, MD region. I live like four blocks from work and it takes me about 15 minutes to walk home. Or five seconds if I metro since I’m one stop away. The metro is shut down. I’m leaving work at 4:30. RIP me
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It'll be over in ten minutes. This happened yesterday, it's just a front passing through. These always are over quickly. Just like John Ratcliffe (R-TX 4) is always too cowardy to face the Gold Star families he won't support because he has no balls.
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redneck nazgul posted:NoVA/MD/DC milgoons, weather is happening. Tornado warning for the Columbia, MD region. poo poo was wild for a hot second. I wouldn't be surprised if one touched down; at the very least a bunch of trees are down. Also got an EC flood amount of rain; hopefully everything is fine there. e: May have touched down near Glenelg psydude fucked around with this message at 21:11 on May 30, 2019 |
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Hearing Colombia got a no-poo poo touchdown. Looking pretty calm now but poo poo was wild there for a bit.
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https://twitter.com/capitalweather/status/1134186733350899718 Yeah, poo poo was wild here. Noticed the cable TV went out, so went upstairs. Found approximately half the building population crowded in the lobby watching the hurricane, so I walked out to the loading dock and smoked for a while. Had the bonus sight of a soldier with an aircast on his foot decide to go hopping to the parking lot and his car through the shitstorm.
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