wesleywillis posted:

I'm going to the grocery store today. I'm buying some of these bitches.

Powershift posted:

uggh no

just slide right past em and grab some loads of dill pickle or loads of ketchup. That's the real hotness.

Jerry Cotton posted:

They always are in adult sane people suits. You just have to cut them open. They leave them (usually loosely) stiched shut because it keeps the fit better.

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

This. And speaking of fit, suits are great and goons with irrational suit hatred have just never worn a properly tailored suit, instead choosing to drape their awkward and weirdly-proportioned bodies in whatever off-the-rack suit they can find.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Not one of those things is going to help me pay my rent.

History Comes Inside! posted:

If you put anything in them it "ruins the lines of the suit" or some bullshit fashion thing.

gently caress wearing suits for anything ever.

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Creamed Cormp posted:

can you imagine being an adult and not liking suits? that's pretty loving cursed

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

Now I'm an engineer and even though most of my colleagues just rock jeans and a collared shirt (if even a collared shirt), I like to wear slacks, a button up and nice socks/shoes/belt. I don't do ties unless we're on a business meeting or something tho

Also a nice pair of slacks is way comfier than jeans

mrfart posted:

But every time i visited him, I had to remember to not wear a shirt with stripes. Otherwise he would think he was back in Poland in a POW camp. Only this time with his grandson.

kcroy posted:

post some actual numbers. and if you say "it depends on the piece" I will loving kill you. I deal with this crap ( freelance designers/artists ) every day. JUST GIVE ME A PRICE RANGE WE BOTH KNOW YOU CAN DO IT.


t. Mr. Bateman


You father cries himself to sleep at night because of you


I'm assuming this happened at least once, and I'd really like to hear that story. I mean you could really have fun with that scenario. Like tell him whole generations had grown up in the camp, and that in the outside world, Hitler had destroyed everything with nukes, so the only remaining people were the chosen people he had tried to gift with the ole german genocide.

wesleywillis posted:

I'm going to the grocery store today. I'm buying some of these bitches.

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

This. And speaking of fit, suits are great and goons with irrational suit hatred have just never worn a properly tailored suit, instead choosing to drape their awkward and weirdly-proportioned bodies in whatever off-the-rack suit they can find.

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

That's not a suit tho

RobattoJesus posted:

Post a picture of Zuck in a full suit not looking cursed.

Creamed Cormp posted:

How can someone in 2019 like an illegitimate state whose entire existence is one of misery, death and imperialist expansion, one that showed no hesitation in murdering countless unarmed civilians, one that treated ethnic minorities worse than animals, one whose very constitution is one of racism and bigotry is entirely beyond me.

Cool confederate flag though, I bet that guy has some kickass Lynyrd Skynyrd CDs

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Sport coats are awesome and I would gladly wear one to work if it wouldn't be overdressing.

Having a poo poo-ton of concealed pockets was great and I miss it.

Nenonen posted:

military surplus stores are your friend, start wearing cargopantsuits tomorrow

Creamed Cormp posted:

How can someone in 2019 like an illegitimate state whose entire existence is one of misery, death and imperialist expansion, one that showed no hesitation in murdering countless unarmed civilians, one that treated ethnic minorities worse than animals, one whose very constitution is one of racism and bigotry is entirely beyond me.

Cool confederate flag though, I bet that guy has some kickass Lynyrd Skynyrd CDs

Powershift posted:

The future is now, old man.

Powershift posted:

The future is now, old man.

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

I don't think there's a photo of Zuck wearing anything that isn't cursed

Crow Your Coins! posted:

Phone posting and lazy, so someone else post the gif of him eating dry toast while staring directly at the camera

uber_stoat posted:

Julius CSAR posted:

https://twitter.com/nlntedoamerica/status/1134967792892076033?s=21

uber_stoat posted:

meat fibers... sweet baby rays. brisket. brisket and ribs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M930FDIaSLA

Powershift posted:

The future is now, old man.

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