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Chalks posted:i often call code loving dumb and broken but i hope nobody is offended because more often than not i turn out to be the guy who wrote it lost it at a co worker recently (first time in my life) because she complains about the “mess” but it’d be like coming into gordon ramsey’s kitchen in the middle of service and complaining it was a mess “what are you two even doing?” yes? because it’s busy, and there is loads on and it just takes time to work thru it and sorry it’s not being done the way you may do it but you don’t do my job, and you’re always complaining about the way i do something, so i change my work flow to suit you, which is why this is being done now and not then. hosed me off so much, for once just told her to shut up and let me do it my way. i am the boss after all although when the actual owner isn’t around she’ll be like “you’re not my boss” just to make it clear to me she doesn’t respect my superior position. oh well i’m learning to switch off 🤷♂️🤬
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Jun 4, 2019 06:51
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open offices are acceptable on days where i'm the only person in the office one or two other people working quietly would be acceptable as well except for that inevitably one of them will loudly proclaim "boy it's quiet in here!" and make me hate them
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Jun 4, 2019 06:56
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lmao i can’t imagine some kind of sweet gig where i can concentrate on one thing and not be constantly divided between customers who come in, customers on the phone, co-workers who need me to do stuff they can’t, and making sure i’m not colliding with people lol
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Jun 4, 2019 07:07
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open plan offices are why god invented headphones
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Jun 4, 2019 08:04
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they aren’t enough I generally wear industrial ear defenders, with earplugs underneath on a bad day, and I’m thinking of investing in some blinkers to reduce visual distractions
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Jun 4, 2019 08:07
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Buy a VR headset so you can sit in your open office and pretend it's a regular office.
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Jun 4, 2019 08:09
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Plorkyeran posted:open offices are acceptable on days where i'm the only person in the office sounds like someone's got a case of the mondays
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Jun 4, 2019 08:13
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Jabor posted:Buy a VR headset so you can sit in your open office and pretend it's a regular office. holy poo poo that’s a great idea
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Jun 4, 2019 08:19
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Soricidus posted:they aren’t enough yeah the movement of people is what kills my concentration. somebody walks down the "hallway" and my lizard brain goes HEY WHAT WAS THAT? it's even worse cuz the density of folks allowed per sq. ft. here is horrific. if I was fat I wouldn't be able to get out of my row without making six other people get out first. i literally had a dream last night that we had this new beautiful office space - it was still open plan, but it was the whole floor of a building with lots of dead open space, lol 
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Jun 4, 2019 08:46
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Soricidus posted:holy poo poo that’s a great idea wtf dont give the bosses ideas
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Jun 4, 2019 08:52
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the one idea i want the bosses to get is "hey you know how much money we're saving with this open office malarkey? well we could save even more by losing the office entirely and having everyone work remote"
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Jun 4, 2019 08:56
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Plorkyeran posted:open offices are acceptable on days where i'm the only person in the office the closest to an open office i worked in wasn't too terrible most of the time because it was more like 3 connected rooms with 4-6 people per room but of course there was that one guy in my room who loved to hold phone meetings on speaker all the usual fun of a conferencecall.biz clusterfuck with the added bonus of not even being part of the discussion
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Jun 4, 2019 08:58
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Jabor posted:the one idea i want the bosses to get is "hey you know how much money we're saving with this open office malarkey? well we could save even more by losing the office entirely and having everyone work remote"
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Jun 4, 2019 08:58
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Jabor posted:the one idea i want the bosses to get is "hey you know how much money we're saving with this open office malarkey? well we could save even more by losing the office entirely and having everyone work remote" but then they cant look over your shoulder and see you browsing yospos all day
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Jun 4, 2019 09:13
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Krankenstyle posted:but then they cant look over your shoulder and see you browsing yospos all day just require everyone to use vnc, easy.
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Jun 4, 2019 09:49
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i don't mind open offices, because i understand that programming is a pointless activity that ultimately doesn't matter. as such, if i can't poo poo out as much code as i could in a quiet place? who cares!
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Jun 4, 2019 10:33
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the optimal office configuration is an amazon warehouse and we've only been trending closer and closer that way
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Jun 4, 2019 12:20
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i must be really lucky 'cause i work in an open office and it's perfectly needs suiting all engineers, infosec, ux research, and some product management tho. only about 75 people too.
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Jun 4, 2019 12:26
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Soricidus posted:they aren’t enough 
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Jun 4, 2019 16:25
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MononcQc posted:the optimal office configuration is an amazon warehouse and we've only been trending closer and closer that way yah the end goal of containerization is that you can ship your devs the same as your code
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Jun 4, 2019 16:27
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redleader posted:i don't mind open offices, because i understand that programming is a pointless activity that ultimately doesn't matter. as such, if i can't poo poo out as much code as i could in a quiet place? who cares!
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Jun 4, 2019 16:28
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Those were invented by one of the other grad students in my lab.
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Jun 4, 2019 16:28
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Sagebrush posted:Those were invented by one of the other grad students in my lab. is that hole so they can see the keyboard?
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Jun 4, 2019 16:31
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the hole is for the pocky
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Jun 4, 2019 16:48
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what distributed system design books do y'all rate? i have found myself writing my own distributed reinforcement learning algorithms and i'm getting that reinventing-the-wheel feeling with handling worker death and load balancing and debugging and finding bottlenecks i got me a kubernetes and a rpc framework, so it's not so much praxis and logical cloks as higher level
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Jun 4, 2019 17:43
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I liked the boar book(klepmann) a lot, but it sounds like you need something more in-depth.
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Jun 4, 2019 18:13
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my tps is that I’m discovering today that calling out to the openssl binary and parsing stdout is a way better interface than any python crypto lib, god help us
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Jun 4, 2019 18:16
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Ploft-shell crab posted:my tps is that I’m discovering today that calling out to the openssl binary and parsing stdout is a way better interface than any python crypto lib, god help us I would say that I don’t believe the OpenSSL cli could be better than anything at all down to and including being burned alive while someone reads my post history to you, but then I remembered how bad python crypto libraries are in particular nobody should ever use cryptography, the unspeakably patronising library that also has the worst ideas, like "let’s require literally every function call to take a mandatory backend parameter, with no default fallback, even though there is only one possible backend and indeed we have already decided never ever to provide any alternative backends" pycryptodome is less terrible in my experience, and at least less irritating
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Jun 4, 2019 18:37
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Soricidus posted:I would say that I don’t believe the OpenSSL cli could be better than anything at all down to and including being burned alive while someone reads my post history to you, but then I remembered how bad python crypto libraries are yep it’s real bad in particular if you ever find yourself needing to make use of pkcs7/cms structures in python, I’d refer you to the thread title
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Jun 4, 2019 19:17
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openssl cli is so bad, i spent a few hours learning the template system and gave up
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Jun 4, 2019 19:20
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raise your hand if you have the java keystore default password memorized
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Jun 4, 2019 19:22
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DONT THREAD ON ME posted:openssl cli is so bad, i spent a few hours learning the template system and gave up the... template system? 
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Jun 4, 2019 19:27
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animist posted:the... template system? i don’t remember what it’s called, you write a spec that goes in a file and then can be easily used to generate whatever you need. i tried to use it to streamline dev environment setup but ended up stringing bash together instead
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Jun 4, 2019 19:30
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DONT THREAD ON ME posted:openssl cli is so bad, i spent a few hours learning the template system and gave up i gave up and used cfssl instead.
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Jun 4, 2019 19:35
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Soricidus posted:they aren’t enough Wasn't some tech startup actually selling those? I forget if it was a parody or not because satire is dead. E: https://panasonic.net/design/flf/works/wear-space/ Doom Mathematic fucked around with this message at 20:31 on Jun 4, 2019 |
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Jun 4, 2019 20:23
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crazysim posted:i gave up and used cfssl instead. yeah tihs works so much better.
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Jun 4, 2019 21:05
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Krankenstyle posted:sounds like someone's got a case of the mondays lol
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you know shits bad when everyone gives up and just uses cookbooks
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