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Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





CommissarMega posted:

Wait, so what's happening here? Is it really just one dude getting all nutso about how to cook lentils?

It sounds like you're under a considerable amount of pressure.

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:stare::fh: I'm sorry could you repeat that?
:v: Oh for the last time, Bob! We are deciding on the ambiguity of this here magazine and :words:

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
"I believe you will find that a its core our fine magazine is about the philosophical implications of fat natural titties, and"

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
"Natural breasts?"

"Oh, uh... that's a typo; It should be 'Nature of breasts'..."

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
"Well even the description 'fat natural titties' assumes the existence of a thin and/or unnatural titty. Given that it is impossible to defy the laws of physics, is it actually possible for their to be a real titty that is truly unnatural? And given that fatness is an intrinsic property of all titties (i.e., they are classified by degree of fatness rather than fatness as a binary), is not the descriptor 'fat' redundant and, fundamentally, uninformative? Given these issues, I would argue that any titty is by its very nature a fat natural titty, and any argument otherwise must necessarily involve an unacceptable modification of at least one of those constituent ideas."

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

What about titties with big sacs of silicone in them

e: wait why did i engage with that post

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Ignite Memories posted:

What about titties with big sacs of silicone in them

e: wait why did i engage with that post

The siren call of titties

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Tiddy discourse

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Ignite Memories posted:

What about titties with big sacs of silicone in them

e: wait why did i engage with that post

Nothing wrong with that IMHO

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


...
I'm sure I had something important to tell everybody here...

Ehh, It'll come to me :tif:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ignite Memories posted:

What about titties with big sacs of silicone in them

e: wait why did i engage with that post

more like ignite tiddies

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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You guys laugh, but I wasted a lot of money on a lifetime subscription to Chest

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Somebody mention titties?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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https://twitter.com/twlldun/status/1136316971895742465

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006


:yeshaha:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Trig Discipline posted:

"I believe you will find that a its core our fine magazine is about the philosophical implications of fat natural titties, and"

I only read it for the articles about Black Tail.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

You will find that the correct terminology is "phat tiddies" and furthermore

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Trig Discipline posted:

"Well even the description 'fat natural titties' assumes the existence of a thin and/or unnatural titty."

Pancake titties do exist.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Pancake titties do exist.

much like regular pancakes, improved with a healthy dose of syrup and butter.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Rolled up and stuffed in my mouth.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Pancake titties do exist.
They are, however, perfectly natural

Skratchez
Dec 28, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Trig Discipline posted:

"Well even the description 'fat natural titties' assumes the existence of a thin and/or unnatural titty. Given that it is impossible to defy the laws of physics, is it actually possible for their to be a real titty that is truly unnatural? And given that fatness is an intrinsic property of all titties (i.e., they are classified by degree of fatness rather than fatness as a binary), is not the descriptor 'fat' redundant and, fundamentally, uninformative? Given these issues, I would argue that any titty is by its very nature a fat natural titty, and any argument otherwise must necessarily involve an unacceptable modification of at least one of those constituent ideas."

Prescriptivists have the saddest tiddies.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

I know why this is funny, and I know you know why this is funny, but for the poor goon who hasn't binged the Fenslerfilms GI Joe PSAs I come with a gift:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5NRGlamFSE

e: A personal favorite from the same collection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=terB-PBT3c4

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QCmM45FAZA

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

This is pretty close to the line of :nws: , you should tag it.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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Sandwich Anarchist posted:

This is pretty close to the line of :nws: , you should tag it.

that would be like :nws: tagging Michelangelo's David

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Randaconda posted:

more like ignite tiddies

Ignite Mammaries was right there...

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

LawfulWaffle posted:

I know why this is funny, and I know you know why this is funny, but for the poor goon who hasn't binged the Fenslerfilms GI Joe PSAs I come with a gift:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5NRGlamFSE

e: A personal favorite from the same collection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=terB-PBT3c4

Early 10's humor :)

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

This is pretty close to the line of :nws: , you should tag it.

This scourge of mid-90s MTV-safe content must be nipped in the bud. Hide your shame randaconda

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
THE HATE CRIME APOLOGIST HAS LOGGED ON

Iron Crowned posted:

Early 10's humor :)

Try 00's humour. I remember watching these in High School

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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bunnyofdoom posted:

Try 00's humour. I remember watching these in High School

Yeah, these were the kinds of things you would collect in a folder along with soxmas.mov

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I burned em to a cd with some family guy clips and probably a bunch of kazaa viruses.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

My roommate in 2008 and I used to watch them as part of "retro night"

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

JoelJoel posted:

I burned em to a cd with some family guy clips and probably a bunch of kazaa viruses.

Yeah the entire collection was on the communal hard drive that my friends and I used to lug around to our LAN parties in the early 2000s. They only got better when we discovered weed tbh.

Makes me feel old now

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Flash poll: is this racist?

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
^^^
No.

I still quote "you sure bout that" here and there. Formative grade school humor, those videos.

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