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Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Mighty Moltres posted:

It's simultaneously difficult and easy to imagine what goes on in the minds of people addicted to cosmetic surgery.
Like they look in the mirror and find a new perceived "flaw," get it corrected, then find a new one.
Rinse and repeat.
Then in the end they end up looking like, well, that.
I'm sure they are wonderful people personally, I only wonder is if they know how they look to others.
Although, do any of us really know that?

Anyway, here's a bunch of cows being abused:

https://vimeo.com/340292407?ref=fb-share&fbclid=IwAR3CqECITWcvhLFgBDMpc82J-hF8_XZFYQ6mtmnla-nY_-FhwUc9ylZ48xI

jesus christ this video is horrifying

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M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



Picnic Princess posted:

I think the thing that bothers me most is how the skin over the breastbone looks like it's stretched so far it's pulled away from the body. That looks so uncomfortable.

It's real? I seriously thought that bit was a photoshop.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


That’s some lovely management.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
The nose-upper lip area is a very close second, it's like someone hosed up insanely bad creating a Bethesda character.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Tubgoat posted:

The nose-upper lip area is a very close second, it's like someone hosed up insanely bad creating a Bethesda character.

I dunno, she at least looks like a person unlike Bethesda charecters

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Tubgoat posted:

The nose-upper lip area is a very close second, it's like someone hosed up insanely bad creating a Bethesda character.

She looks like she's wearing wax lips

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

steinrokkan posted:

She looks like she's wearing wax lips

Yes! And the top one's melting.

SIGSEGV
Nov 4, 2010


Bogus Adventure posted:

One thing that has really confused me about Disney's take on Star Wars is how much it has gotten away with muddying the lines between good and evil in the universe. Rogue One portrays the Rebels as terrorist extremists. The Sequel Trilogy has The First Order blow up a bunch of defenseless planets, but then shifts to the idea that "hey, war is bad, and these fascists who employ child soldiers are actually not all that bad." I thought that the whole "Clone Army" part of the Republic was supposed to be seen as a bad thing. Like, I understand WHY Disney would do want people to support the authoritarian entity that is built on the backs of children because that's what it is, but I'm kind of surprised how much people have jumped on the bandwagon.

However, maybe I'm just crazy. :shrug:

Disney doesn't want to sell toys of characters that are openly fascists, so they took the fascists and waved a mop over them, so now you have new, young, exciting, gay women of color serving the evil empire that was literally nazis with the numbers filled off at the start.


Basically, the bitch of buchenwald is a step forward for all women, says disney, because it sells toys.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


It’s that Lara Croft tattoo but on a mirror not an arm.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Theres a lot of money in fascism. Thats why its back now, in pog form. :(

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Biplane posted:

Theres a lot of money in fascism. Thats why its back now, in pog form. :(

Are they for real printing new pogs in tyool 2019?
gently caress Star Wars, but I miss my old west coast/pacific/surfing-themed pogs, wish I'd held onto them to decorate surfaces.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Biplane posted:

Theres a lot of money in fascism. Thats why its back now, in porg form. :(

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Ahhhhhhh, that makes more sense. :tipshat:

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Tubgoat posted:

Ahhhhhhh, that makes more sense. :tipshat:

Not-so-fun-fact: There are Nazi porg pictures out there, and they're all attached to /pol/

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Bogus Adventure posted:

Not-so-fun-fact: There are Nazi porg pictures out there, and they're all attached to /pol/

Next you'll tell me liberals prefer fascism over socialism!

On topic, there is a person on this bus about twice my size (I am a fat Yankee gently caress), borne upon a meatwagon, bearing clothing that reads "I MAKE THIS SHIRT LOOK GOOD." Agree to disagree, comrade.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Bogus Adventure posted:

Not-so-fun-fact: There are Nazi porg pictures out there, and they're all attached to /pol/

oh geez why did i google that

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Bogus Adventure posted:

Not-so-fun-fact: There are Nazi porg pictures out there, and they're all attached to /pol/

Oh, how tragic, nazis claim another pop culture phenomenon as their own. Too bad Disney will have to give up on porgs now and stop selling porg toys, and never have them in any Star Wars media. I hope those nazis don't claim minions next.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Minions never weren't nazi-adjacent

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010
Just don't spread it around. Don't give it attention.

Miss posted:

oh geez why did i google that

Like, you didn't need to indulge that curiosity. You gave it more clicks, more views, more legitimacy. Fuckin stop that

Edit:

Bogus Adventure posted:

Not-so-fun-fact:

and you, you're spreading the brain worms. Double stop that. I have hateful, terrible words that are in my head that I wish weren't there thanks to people like you.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Yeah that ain't what brain worms is, mate.

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010
nah, it is. any infectious thought that drags you into the dirt

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
No, that's the human condition under complete imperial domination. Brain worms is the uncritical acceptance and internalisation of a series of demonstrably incorrect assumptions that makes imperial domination seem not only natural and correct, but desirable and just.

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


Ignite Memories posted:

Minions never weren't nazi-adjacent

I always found it hilarious that they had to stick the Minions in a cave from 1815 to 1960 to side step this issue.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

ExplodingSims posted:

I always found it hilarious that they had to stick the Minions in a cave from 1815 to 1960 to side step this issue.

I don't follow them at all, is this canon? I want it to be so badly.

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


Tubgoat posted:

I don't follow them at all, is this canon? I want it to be so badly.

Yeah. In the Minions movie they instead of having them be some genetic monstrosities made by Gru, they've apparently be around since the beginning of time.
They only have an instinct to follow the most evil people on Earth.

The movie shows them severing under Napoleon in Russia, then they get locked in a cave until the mid-60's.

So, you know some movie studio people had to have some serious conversations about how to not make the Minions Nazis.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Minions Did 9/11

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

ExplodingSims posted:

Yeah. In the Minions movie they instead of having them be some genetic monstrosities made by Gru, they've apparently be around since the beginning of time.
They only have an instinct to follow the most evil people on Earth.

The movie shows them severing under Napoleon in Russia, then they get locked in a cave until the mid-60's.

That is a pretty solid "oh loving sweet jesus how do we get out of this one" situation.

Like, did the entire Minion species get stuck in there?

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
I'm just still upset they didn't turn out to be genetically engineered kernels of corn

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
Wha would have been worse: minions as nazis or minions as holocaust victims?

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Oct 30, 2009

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The holocaust never affected me until the minions were photoshopped into the picture of the concentration camp. Putting the minions in there made it more real to me in a way seeing people I never knew would be you know the picture I’m talking about about the ponies in the holocaust

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

oldpainless posted:

The holocaust never affected me until the minions were photoshopped into the picture of the concentration camp. Putting the minions in there made it more real to me in a way seeing people I never knew would be you know the picture I’m talking about about the ponies in the holocaust

I love that this got turned into a meme

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

SIGSEGV posted:

Disney doesn't want to sell toys of characters that are openly fascists, so they took the fascists and waved a mop over them, so now you have new, young, exciting, gay women of color serving the evil empire that was literally nazis with the numbers filled off at the start.


Basically, the bitch of buchenwald is a step forward for all women, says disney, because it sells toys.

What's weird is that during The Force Awakens they took the Nazi imagery and cranked it up to 11. Giant parades and loud speeches under crimson banners with a red and white logo on them isn't exactly a subtle way of saying "these guys are space Nazis".

Which makes it more ironic when I see things like uberpatriotic red-white-and-blue storm trooper t-shirts being sold on Facebook.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

oldpainless posted:

The holocaust never affected me until the minions were photoshopped into the picture of the concentration camp. Putting the minions in there made it more real to me in a way seeing people I never knew would be you know the picture I’m talking about about the ponies in the holocaust

More like oldexplainsthejoke

SIGSEGV
Nov 4, 2010


Wild T posted:

What's weird is that during The Force Awakens they took the Nazi imagery and cranked it up to 11. Giant parades and loud speeches under crimson banners with a red and white logo on them isn't exactly a subtle way of saying "these guys are space Nazis".

Which makes it more ironic when I see things like uberpatriotic red-white-and-blue storm trooper t-shirts being sold on Facebook.

Look, so long as they put a woman of color leading stormtroopers, it's fine, fine , fine.

I just imagine there's a person or two with some artistic merit pushing against the limit set by the toy printing machine.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

SIGSEGV posted:

Look, so long as they put a woman of color leading stormtroopers, it's fine, fine , fine.
Kopmala 2020!

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

I'll probably get ahit on for this, but Rogue One, while having that creepy rear end CGI resurrection spell, did do an awesome job of showing- in a Disneyfied format, at least- that neither side had a monopoly on morality.

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk at the Wendy's Drive Thru.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

bulletsponge13 posted:

I'll probably get ahit on for this, but Rogue One, while having that creepy rear end CGI resurrection spell, did do an awesome job of showing- in a Disneyfied format, at least- that neither side had a monopoly on morality.

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk at the Wendy's Drive Thru.

Nah, I agree, and R:1 is my favorite version of the Star Wars universe that has been put to screen by far.

Here's this:

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Nah, I agree, and R:1 is my favorite version of the Star Wars universe that has been put to screen by far.

Here's this:



Do I

Do I gently caress the soft drink?

Should I put it in my rear end or?

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

Do I

Do I gently caress the soft drink?

Should I put it in my rear end or?

Yes

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