KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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The Narrator: Aug 11, 2011; bernie would have won

Yes, your massage

# ? Jun 12, 2019 00:28

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 04:24

Vietnamwees: May 8, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

Look, The Narrator, my rods & cones are all screwed up!

# ? Jun 12, 2019 05:43

Chili: Jan 23, 2004; college kids ain't shit; Fun Shoe

Vietnamwees posted:

Look, The Narrator, my rods & cones are all screwed up!

Hey, look! A dime!

# ? Jun 12, 2019 07:18

Capt. Sticl: Jul 24, 2002; In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Ginette Reno posted:

He's my protege

Just a quick sidebar:

Are you in any way authorized to give her a raise?

# ? Jun 12, 2019 09:06

MightyJoe36: Dec 29, 2013; Cat Army

Ginette Reno posted:

He's my protege

"Him you brainwashed!?"

# ? Jun 12, 2019 12:23

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

MightyJoe36 posted:

"Him you brainwashed!?"

You're not sponge-worthy.

# ? Jun 12, 2019 13:58

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Capt. Sticl posted:

Just a quick sidebar:

Are you in any way authorized to give her a raise?

I guess it�s on my resume.

# ? Jun 12, 2019 15:11

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Capt. Sticl posted:

Just a quick sidebar:

Are you in any way authorized to give her a raise?

I guess it�s on my resume.

# ? Jun 12, 2019 15:14

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Red posted:

I guess it’s on my resume.

I don't know about you, but I'm getting a hankering for some doublemint gum.

# ? Jun 12, 2019 15:20

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

I don't know about you, but I'm getting a hankering for some doublemint gum.

Is it just me or is that a lot of gum?

# ? Jun 12, 2019 15:22

esperantinc: May 5, 2003; JERRY! HELLO!

Ginette Reno posted:

Is it just me or is that a lot of gum?

I think I figured out the flavor of this gum.....it's a little lo mein-y.

# ? Jun 12, 2019 15:51

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

esperantinc posted:

I think I figured out the flavor of this gum.....it's a little lo mein-y.

Well then I'll get pea pods and you can't have any of my pea pods.

# ? Jun 12, 2019 16:42

Tokyo Sexwale: Jul 30, 2003

Ginette Reno posted:

Is it just me or is that a lot of gum?

this relationship better be about something or I am in very serious and very weird trouble.

# ? Jun 12, 2019 18:05

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Jason Sextro posted:

this relationship better be about something or I am in very serious and very weird trouble.

Maybe instead of trying to satisfy two of your needs, how about satisfying one of somebody else's.

# ? Jun 12, 2019 19:16

LividLiquid: Apr 13, 2002

potee posted:

Well then I'll get pea pods and you can't have any of my pea pods.

You wanna' suck the pit?

# ? Jun 12, 2019 20:14

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

esperantinc posted:

I think I figured out the flavor of this gum.....it's a little lo mein-y.

It's actually a line I use with my butcher when we're chewing the fat.

# ? Jun 13, 2019 01:09

Imagined: Feb 2, 2007

Well I'm going to hell.

# ? Jun 13, 2019 13:20

The Narrator: Aug 11, 2011; bernie would have won

Imagined posted:

Well I'm going to hell.

That sounds about right.

# ? Jun 13, 2019 13:49

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

No way, man, this is bogus!

# ? Jun 13, 2019 15:42

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Well, he's not functioning the way he normally does. He seems depressed. He's lost his appetite. He's even curtailed his autoerotic activities. And we think this is directly related to the altercation he had with you the other day.

# ? Jun 13, 2019 16:11

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

The Narrator posted:

That sounds about right.

That's a shame.

# ? Jun 13, 2019 17:00

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Imagined posted:

Well I'm going to hell.

Oh lighten up, it'll only feel like an eternity.

TMMadman fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Jun 13, 2019

# ? Jun 13, 2019 17:01

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Well, I got gonorrhea!

# ? Jun 13, 2019 18:01

Imagined: Feb 2, 2007

Coffee And Pie posted:

Well, I got gonorrhea!

We loved what you did with it.

# ? Jun 13, 2019 18:04

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Imagined posted:

We loved what you did with it.

LO-VER BOY! YOU ARE A LO-VER BOY!

# ? Jun 13, 2019 19:29

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

LO-VER BOY! YOU ARE A LO-VER BOY!

Hey, Imagined, look at potee here, prancing around in his coat with his purse. Yup, he's a dandy. He's a real fancy boy.

# ? Jun 13, 2019 19:57

MightyJoe36: Dec 29, 2013; Cat Army

You gave me gonorrhea and didn't tell me!

# ? Jun 13, 2019 20:15

Vietnamwees: May 8, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

MightyJoe36 posted:

You gave me gonorrhea and didn't tell me!

Well I THOUGHT that you would have fun with it!

# ? Jun 13, 2019 20:32

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

The surgeon left a sponge in me :smith:

# ? Jun 13, 2019 20:43

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

JethroMcB posted:

The surgeon left a sponge in me

Yikes. Weill, good luck with all that.

# ? Jun 13, 2019 20:44

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Vietnamwees posted:

Well I THOUGHT that you would have fun with it!

I don't need you to tell me what I don't want, you stupid hipster DOOFUS!

# ? Jun 13, 2019 22:31

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

JethroMcB posted:

The surgeon left a sponge in me

Yeah it's gonna be a problem. It's gonna be a problem for them! It's a clear violation of your rights as a consumer. It's an infringement on your constitutional rights! It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!

# ? Jun 14, 2019 05:59

LividLiquid: Apr 13, 2002

Ginette Reno posted:

Yeah it's gonna be a problem. It's gonna be a problem for them! It's a clear violation of your rights as a consumer. It's an infringement on your constitutional rights! It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!

That's what I'd like to know about it.

# ? Jun 14, 2019 06:10

Vietnamwees: May 8, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

But what about the driver?

# ? Jun 14, 2019 08:12

Chili: Jan 23, 2004; college kids ain't shit; Fun Shoe

Vietnamwees posted:

But what about the driver?

So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.

# ? Jun 14, 2019 11:21

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Chili posted:

So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.

You kept making all the stops?

# ? Jun 14, 2019 11:29

The Narrator: Aug 11, 2011; bernie would have won

jojoinnit posted:

You kept making all the stops?

Well people kept ringing the bell!

# ? Jun 14, 2019 11:43

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

The Narrator posted:

Well people kept ringing the bell!

Then shouldn�t you be wearing the bucket?

# ? Jun 14, 2019 16:51

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Red posted:

Then shouldn’t you be wearing the bucket?

In addition to being a postmaster, I'm also a general. And we both know it's the job of a general to by god get things done. So maybe you can understand why I get a little irritated when somebody calls me away from my golf.

# ? Jun 14, 2019 18:42

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 04:24

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Potee! We've lost the fat man and we're running lean. We're back on track, buddy!

# ? Jun 14, 2019 18:53

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