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Qubee posted:Lighten up Counterpoint: Qubee posted:verguba
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May 24, 2019 05:54
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you should feel very blessed that any one fucks you when you even ironically call it a verguba. It's a slitch, call it like it is.
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May 24, 2019 06:18
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If you say goofy words for sex parts I mentally envision you are wearing a spotted bow tie that never comes off even during sex
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May 24, 2019 13:48
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purple death ray posted:If you say goofy words for sex parts I mentally envision you are wearing a spotted bow tie that never comes off even during sex Why would you take it off? It spins!
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May 24, 2019 15:09
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when u lean in to lickle dat verguba but ur big red clown nose honks on her mons venus #justlittleclownthings
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May 24, 2019 15:14
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when Qubee gets fully aroused steam starts coming out of his collar and if you get him really hot he turns into an anthropomorphic wolf It’s not sexy, it’s actually very inconvenient. All of his zoot suits are ruined.
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May 24, 2019 15:27
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I told you that in confidence, why'd you have to bring it up in front of everyone.
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May 24, 2019 16:05
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At least he left out when your eyes pop out of your head and grow to multiple times their size.
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May 27, 2019 00:22
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I'm sure this has been said before but I want to share my experience for any goons that care. I recently purchased some kimono brand condoms and WOW! Compared to the typical Trojan/Durex condoms, I can't even feel the kimono. For what it's worth, my wife says that she can't feel them either, whereas the typical brands tend to get uncomfortable for her. Also, of you are on the fence about a magic wand: do yourself a favor and just buy it! Even if you don't use it for sexy times it is a great massager... I suggest buying it from Walmart online because it's cheap ($45 shipped) and I trust their stock more than I trust Amazon.
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May 27, 2019 11:37
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Condimentalist posted:I suggest buying it from Walmart online because it's cheap ($45 shipped) and I trust their stock more than I trust Amazon. Really? Don’t a lot of independent sellers and drop-shippers sell through Walmart too now? I swear I’ve seen my share of sketchy poo poo on that site but I’ve only bought like 1 thing there from Walmart directly. I’m glad your experience was legit. Also good tip on Kimono, I’ve been told similar by people. Recently I had good experiences with skyn, if anyone’s currently unsatisfied but needs something they can find at target.
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May 27, 2019 15:13
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Does anyone have sex pillow recommendations or anything that helps adjust height? Been having to put my partner up on a table or an adjustable stool cause it's a guaranteed way for both of us to be comfortable and lets me properly have at it, but not all tables are created equal (edge of my bed is too high, hers is too low). Other positions are difficult cause I'm much, much taller, so I feel like I lose a lot of control / power cause of how awkward it is, or my legs / arms give out cause I'm resting all my weight on them in tiring positions. She also reacts much better when I use a table or stool, like genuine eye rolling and uncontrollable head throwing that doesn't happen when we try positions without the height help, and I enjoy it a lot more cause I have more control and power with thrusting and my brain doesn't start going "gently caress, my legs are tired and shakey from holding this position for this long". Partner has also said she wants rough loving every now and then, which is extremely difficult for me to do without the height help, cause I tire myself out in a couple minutes and there's been a bunch of times where she's close to finishing and I just don't have the stamina to keep going. Complete non-issue when I use the table or stool, but I want a more professional solution.
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Jun 11, 2019 23:09
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Qubee posted:Does anyone have sex pillow recommendations or anything that helps adjust height? Been having to put my partner up on a table or an adjustable stool cause it's a guaranteed way for both of us to be comfortable and lets me properly have at it, but not all tables are created equal (edge of my bed is too high, hers is too low). Other positions are difficult cause I'm much, much taller, so I feel like I lose a lot of control / power cause of how awkward it is, or my legs / arms give out cause I'm resting all my weight on them in tiring positions. Have you considered a sex swing? You can make an impermanent one using a doorframe pull-up bar and a yoga swing. *Not responsible for any harm resulting
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Jun 11, 2019 23:19
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Qubee posted:She also reacts much better when I use a table or stool, like genuine eye rolling and uncontrollable head throwing that doesn't happen when we try positions without the height help It's hard to recommend anything because, like, let's say a sex ramp is 6". It's not really adjustable. Is that going to be too little difference or too much or just right for you? We have no clue. Medium-term solution would be developing more strength and stamina so you don't get tired after a couple minutes. Long-term solution would be taking this into account next time you buy a bed. Short-term solution is just going with what works for both of you. You probably don't really want to seem like a professional anyway
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Jun 11, 2019 23:28
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i like nice words
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Qubee posted:Other positions are difficult cause I'm much, much taller, so I feel like I lose a lot of control / power cause of how awkward it is, or my legs / arms give out cause I'm resting all my weight on them in tiring positions. Please work out.
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Jun 12, 2019 03:31
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Anne Whateley posted:Long-term solution would be taking this into account next time you buy a bed. Short-term solution is just going with what works for both of you. Imagining two people simulating sex in a bed shop to work out the correct bed height.
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Jun 12, 2019 10:26
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TheMightyHandful posted:Imagining two people simulating sex in a bed shop to work out the correct bed height. The key is to be very casual about it.
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Jun 12, 2019 11:49
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Beachcomber posted:Have you considered a sex swing? You can make an impermanent one using a doorframe pull-up bar and a yoga swing. I was looking at one of those doorframe ones, even mentioned it to her and she was keen on the idea. Anne Whateley posted:Fwiw, the positions you're talking about are the ones where penetration is the deepest. She's probably reacting more to that than to the power thing. The deeper penetration makes sense, I also think the angle helps cause it really lets me push up against the top of her vagina. And I meant a professional solution, not something MacGyvered together that'll break in two uses. And are sex ramps not soft enough where you can either increase pressure or decrease pressure to squash it down / raise it up? Shine posted:Please work out. You are not wrong. Squats have always been my weak point, and I've noticed my legs turn to jelly super fast because of how weak they are. Definitely going to start hitting the gym to get stronger and also build stamina, but that takes time, and I wanna bust nuts now.
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Jun 12, 2019 12:47
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TheMightyHandful posted:Imagining two people simulating sex in a bed shop to work out the correct bed height. Qubee posted:The deeper penetration makes sense, I also think the angle helps cause it really lets me push up against the top of her vagina. And I meant a professional solution, not something MacGyvered together that'll break in two uses. And are sex ramps not soft enough where you can either increase pressure or decrease pressure to squash it down / raise it up?
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Jun 12, 2019 13:23
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If you're a big fella you should walk a lot. You build up your leg muscles just from carrying around your extra weight. Source: I'm fat and my legs are shredded
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Jun 12, 2019 14:20
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Bed hunting is gonna be easy, I'm not exactly gonna get her to doggystyle on it. She can just lie back on it casually and have her legs hang off the side and I can just stand beside it. It'd take 2 seconds to clock whether it's good or not. And nah, I'm not a big guy. I'm tall and skinny, Mr Skeleton's doppelganger with a chubby torso. I just need to exercise more or get a bit more active, cause most days I sit on my arse and it ain't good. Gonna hit the gym once I move cities in 2 weeks.
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Jun 12, 2019 14:23
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The gym might not be the best solution long term. I agree with others, take up hiking or cycling and see if you can build a normal life routine around it. I lost a ton of weight and built useful muscles genuinely without trying just by walking about 1mi to Uni daily. Can also take up some kickboxing or something too.
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Jun 12, 2019 14:39
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TheMightyHandful posted:Imagining two people simulating sex in a bed shop to work out the correct bed height. This happens all the time.
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Jun 12, 2019 14:44
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Qubee posted:Bed hunting is gonna be easy, I'm not exactly gonna get her to doggystyle on it. She can just lie back on it casually and have her legs hang off the side and I can just stand beside it. It'd take 2 seconds to clock whether it's good or not. !remindme 2 weeks
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Jun 12, 2019 20:34
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I already have the move-in celebratory bottle of wine waiting. But I'm not gonna start going to the gym as soon as I move in, I'm dead tired. 4 hour roundtrips, countless viewings, loading the van up on the day with all my stuff and moving. !remindme 2 months
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Jun 12, 2019 21:14
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Get REAL beefy, bitch
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Jun 12, 2019 21:44
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Electric Bugaloo posted:This happens all the time. Really it would be weird if it didn't.
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Jun 12, 2019 23:46
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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My friend just got denied emergency contraception by a pharmacist who cited "personal beliefs" as her reason not to hand over the drugs that had been ordered and paid for online. I am shocked to find out that this is legal in the UK. There are guidelines that this would appear to be in breach of but there is no protection in law to prevent this from happening. Utterly disgusting.
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Jun 16, 2019 17:13
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If it's a chain (bought and paid for online suggests as much) then a call to head office will soon sort that poo poo out.
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Jun 16, 2019 17:30
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She made it clear that she would be making an official complaint so we'll see what the response is. I'm still appalled.
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Jun 16, 2019 18:38
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That's hosed up. Hope she was able to get it somewhere else, cause I assume that a strongly worded letter does not get things going fast enough. So, how do you be a good sadist/person-that-hits-another-person-cause-they-really-like-it? I know that I need to work on whipping, but what about the soft skills of managing the scene and trusting that your partner knows to go green, yellow, or red?
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Jun 16, 2019 20:49
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BirdOfPlay posted:So, how do you be a good sadist/person-that-hits-another-person-cause-they-really-like-it? I know that I need to work on whipping, but what about the soft skills of managing the scene and trusting that your partner knows to go green, yellow, or red? The sub is always in control. Establish that and re-establish it and keep re-establishing and repeating it and taking breaks when somebody feels uncomfortable. As the dom, err on the side of being uncomfortable and conservative. You can always do something harder or with more kayfabe next time but it’s harder to come back from a crossed line. Like with anything else sex-related, the more practice you get the smoother and faster everything moves and the less stage-setting you’ll need.
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Jun 16, 2019 21:53
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Electric Bugaloo posted:The sub is always in control. Establish that and re-establish it and keep re-establishing and repeating it and taking breaks when somebody feels uncomfortable. As the dom, err on the side of being uncomfortable and conservative. You can always do something harder or with more kayfabe next time but it’s harder to come back from a crossed line. Like with anything else sex-related, the more practice you get the smoother and faster everything moves and the less stage-setting you’ll need. Well, being uncomfortable ain't gonna be an issue, but my check-ins were. Like, I (finally) get a good hit in and spend a minute making sure she's fine. For what it's worth, I do mean S/M over D/s in mindset. It's bondage for the feeling, not for the actual helplessness. I tried playing with a dom aspect, and just got laughter response.
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Jun 17, 2019 01:08
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BirdOfPlay posted:Well, being uncomfortable ain't gonna be an issue, but my check-ins were. Like, I (finally) get a good hit in and spend a minute making sure she's fine. Then just check in as often as you need. Or do a brief check in at the end (“how was that/anything I could do differently, etc”). It doesn’t have to be a drawn out thing. When you’re comfortable with each other you can reduce it to thumbs up/down or brief verbal checks.
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Jun 17, 2019 02:36
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BirdOfPlay posted:I tried playing with a dom aspect, and just got laughter response. Lol, that's harsh.
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Jun 17, 2019 02:49
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BirdOfPlay posted:That's hosed up. Hope she was able to get it somewhere else, cause I assume that a strongly worded letter does not get things going fast enough. quote:So, how do you be a good sadist/person-that-hits-another-person-cause-they-really-like-it? I know that I need to work on whipping, but what about the soft skills of managing the scene and trusting that your partner knows to go green, yellow, or red?
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Jun 17, 2019 20:45
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spb posted:You can save so much money by using the pull out method instead of condoms. Johnny Truant posted:
Actually, if done correctly, the pull out method is 96% effective in preventing pregnancy. This compares to 98% for condoms, so as long as long as you have perfect form, you're fine. Good luck though. And obviously, not effective at preventing STDs. https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/withdrawal-pull-out-method/how-effective-is-withdrawal-method-pulling-out
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Jun 22, 2019 19:16
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Can't precum have some sperm in it though? So pulling out perfectly stops you blowing a fat wad inside her, but the small amount of sperm in your precum still has a chance.
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Jun 22, 2019 19:51
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Qubee posted:blowing a fat wad you are so weird
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Jun 22, 2019 20:51
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Philonius posted:Actually, if done correctly, the pull out method is 96% effective in preventing pregnancy. This compares to 98% for condoms, so as long as long as you have perfect form, you're fine. Good luck though. And obviously, not effective at preventing STDs. My wife and I did this for five years, never had a scare. That being said, wouldn't suggest trying it if you're new to sex or a teenager. Qubee posted:Can't precum have some sperm in it though? So pulling out perfectly stops you blowing a fat wad inside her, but the small amount of sperm in your precum still has a chance. Possible but not likely - pretty much already accounted for in the above-referenced 96% effective rating.
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Jun 22, 2019 21:05
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Every study of precum has concluded that any sperm in it is dead. The only time it's a risk is if you've cum beforehand and decide to have a second round.
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Jun 23, 2019 10:20
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