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Maldraedior
Jun 16, 2002

YOU ARE AN ASININE MORT
No, you just have to reoccilate the polarity on your magnets every 5000 hours. The TV people will tell you it's 3000 but they're just trying to move more magnets.

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Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

That whole saga is infuriating. Nobody involved in designing that ride had any sort of credentials for doing so, and they spent years severely injuring people and covering it up while refusing to address any of the screamingly obvious issues that were causing the problems. The rafts were routinely going airborne the entire time the ride was operational. The only reason they’re facing any consequences after three seasons of handing out severe head trauma and neck injuries is that they murdered the son of a state legislator. Of course that’s what it took.

Last year (I think) someone posted a link to a long-form article about that ride in Unnerving Stories thread (I think.) Read it if you want to be furious.

MrXmas
Apr 10, 2006

Let's Get Sweaty

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

That whole saga is infuriating. Nobody involved in designing that ride had any sort of credentials for doing so, and they spent years severely injuring people and covering it up while refusing to address any of the screamingly obvious issues that were causing the problems. The rafts were routinely going airborne the entire time the ride was operational. The only reason they’re facing any consequences after three seasons of handing out severe head trauma and neck injuries is that they murdered the son of a state legislator. Of course that’s what it took.

Last year (I think) someone posted a link to a long-form article about that ride in Unnerving Stories thread (I think.) Read it if you want to be furious.

Said state legislator is extremely conservative and I remember hearing that he previously fought against increased safety regulations. I can't find anything explicitly confirming that but this article makes it pretty clear to me he would have considered this a DAGNEROUS EXPANSE OF GOVERNEMNT if it weren't it his son that died.

https://www.kansascity.com/news/politics-government/article141762774.html

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!
So, the invisible hand of the free market is great, right up until it rips the head off of your kid. Good to know.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


MrXmas posted:

Said state legislator is extremely conservative and I remember hearing that he previously fought against increased safety regulations. I can't find anything explicitly confirming that but this article makes it pretty clear to me he would have considered this a DAGNEROUS EXPANSE OF GOVERNEMNT if it weren't it his son that died.

https://www.kansascity.com/news/politics-government/article141762774.html

He also voted to cap the the damages that could be awarded in such accidents well below the settlement he received.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



I say make that legislator ride the ride.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/GdvRW8F.mp4

:randno:

Cartoon Man has a new favorite as of 01:45 on Jun 19, 2019

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Did she have all her joints replaced with ball joints or something?

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

lol my toddler can do that too but sure, call yourself a professional dancer

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

:vince: :vince: :vince:

She's the perfect woman: flexible and loves spiders

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

What kind of dumb spider only has 4 legs

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I'd say to tape two women together, but that sort of thing is generally frowned on these days.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I'd say to tape two women together, but that sort of thing is generally frowned on these days.

You have to tape at least three together these days, to ensure you have a proper quorum.

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS






ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009
https://i.imgur.com/LBP5D4E.mp4

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/cSJXB1B.gifv

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

You have to tape at least three together these days, to ensure you have a proper quorum.

That would make it a centipede dance.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

bell jar posted:

What kind of dumb spider only has 4 legs

a veteran spider, show some respect.

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


IUG
Jul 14, 2007



Is this that guy who used a NIN beat to make a song, and therefore won't let him win awards because he's black not a country musician?

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


yeah lil' nas x, the gay masked cowboy

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

IUG posted:

Is this that guy who used a NIN beat to make a song, and therefore won't let him win awards because he's black not a country musician?

It's Orville Peck and he fuckin rules

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


IUG posted:

Is this that guy who used a NIN beat to make a song, and therefore won't let him win awards because he's black not a country musician?

I heard that this is Trent Reznor's first number one song as he is credited for the Ghost sample.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!


i loved this lovely old game what came for free with the wii. it only had 9 holes but my bud and i played it so much that i eventually shot 11 under on 9 holes.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Beastie posted:

I heard that this is Trent Reznor's first number one song as he is credited for the Ghost sample.

Billy Ray Cyrus’ too.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

https://i.imgur.com/qcnOXJs.mp4

Shy and Shameless
Jul 15, 2015

Raised by birbs

I hear the THX intro as this zooms in

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002


ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Sound
https://i.imgur.com/xkiFZEH.mp4

The Missing Link
Aug 13, 2008

Should do fine against cats.


My favorite shot from the animated TWRP music video Star Brigade. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9Q3i5w6-Ug

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/mCUKcp3.mp4

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/8lKsrzB.gifv

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/4qiesPQ.gifv

TheAlmightyFrog
Oct 7, 2007

squeeeak

https://youtu.be/K1RC_V6sfj4

Klauser
Feb 24, 2006
You got a dick with that problem!?!

More like InShIt

rocket_Magnet
Apr 5, 2005

:unsmith:

https://youtu.be/6kIsEzEmI9w

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

That has better production values and choreography than the new John Wick movie.


https://i.imgur.com/mmbkAUP.gifv

Sound enhances the experience.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/E6vTYzZ.gifv

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://i.imgur.com/LZZUW2w.gifv

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