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Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

remember when oj got off because the racist-rear end lapd tried to frame a guy who was guilty and got caught lmao cops

I feel like cops do poo poo like this all the time. Like that Making A Murderer guy is probably guilty as poo poo, but the cops also clearly tried to frame him in the most incompetent ways because, well, they're also from Wisconsin.

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Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

ProperCoochie posted:

OJ killed a relationship for me.

A couple years ago I was dating a girl. She had to go to Los Angeles for a work thing. On Facebook she posted a few photos of her with OJ saying she just ran into him. She didn't understand why her coworkers didn't want to meet him, or why her company made her take down the photos. She couldn't grasp why a make up company wouldn't want their employee associated with a man who brutally murdered people.

Even two weeks later the story still excited her. She'd light up when I brought up the subject.

I realized she was stupid, had groupie tendencies, and dumped her.

Sounds like OJ did you a solid.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
OJ was in all the Naked Gun movies, but he was not in Wrongfully Accused. I'm as sure of that as I am that that's an anaconda.

guestimate
Nov 10, 2011

Besides the murders he beat his wife.

Wife beaters are scum that deserve death.

homeless guy
Feb 23, 2019

by FactsAreUseless

guestimate posted:

Besides the murders he beat his wife.

Wife beaters are scum that deserve death.

this is why Ray Lewis is still a beloved former NFL star but Ray Rice is cancelled

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Jose posted:

drat 611k followers already people really want to see what he has to say

people like to be in on the ground floor of a train wreck is what im thinking

Master J Plus
Apr 20, 2010

by Hand Knit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcKTOYqMar8

NWS for some titties with poor judgement.

(posted from work)

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
is he on cameo yet can goons get him to say poo poo for money

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Jose posted:

is he on cameo yet can goons get him to say poo poo for money

What would he even get him to say . He’s not gonna say something like “knife to meet you all , goons “ or “why no , I have no plans to play for the Broncos”

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
has anyone said "The Juice Is Loose!!!" yet?

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Chinatown posted:

has anyone said "The Juice Is Loose!!!" yet?
Every time when I'm intimate with a woman. Every single time.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

SardonicTyrant posted:

Every time when I'm intimate with a woman. Every single time.

https://twitter.com/s_ironhorse/status/1099413213551185920

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

drat, too bad Leslie Nelson is dead or Naked Gun Four(th) could have finally been released. Maybe they can just use old clips of Leslie and still make it. Someone let OJ know there is demand

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBqD3RAQI2E&t=265s

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

he was also the first to have a 2000 yard rushing season

dude was a legend

Yeah, and that was in a 14 game season.

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
Whatever happened to Rae Carruth? Is he out of prison yet? He and OJ should team up for a reality TV show or something.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Vastarien posted:

Whatever happened to Rae Carruth? Is he out of prison yet? He and OJ should team up for a reality TV show or something.

Oddly enough, he was released around the same time last year (10/22/18).

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
TMZ says OJ is banging a new chick every other night.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Jose posted:

I tried but John travolta is so grotesque now I couldn't keep going

He really is just awful to behold.

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

Jose posted:

drat 611k followers already people really want to see what he has to say

congratulations to the 46th president of the United States, OJ Simpson

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

ELI PORTER posted:

congratulations to the 46th president of the United States, OJ Simpson

He'll squeeze the orange right out of the white house.



.....or he'll cut your throat so deep that you've basically been decapitated.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
has he found the real killer yet

guestimate
Nov 10, 2011

Evil Agita posted:

TMZ says OJ is banging a new chick every other night.

God I hope you are joking

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Cubone posted:

has he found the real killer yet

That's who he's gonna get even with.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
how does he seem like he has a lot of money when there is a judgement against him to pay the Goldman family

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

guestimate posted:

God I hope you are joking

It was a year or 2 ago that I saw the article. Definitely true according to them. Not all Vegas girls love OJ but all girls that love OJ are in Vegas

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
its nice that hes taking a stab at social media

i look forward to seeing him chop it up with other people via twitter.

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
cool to see oj on the cutting edge. it's important to stay sharp in your old age

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
He's gonna slice through all the rumors and set things straight.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
I bet OJ Simpson is gonna murder social media

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Do it ironically posted:

how does he seem like he has a lot of money when there is a judgement against him to pay the Goldman family
something about how money awarded in civil lawsuits can't come out of a pension. the family of Ron Goldman acquired all the rights to that vile book he wrote, including his name and likeness rights, but simpson has a football pension. he's going to be well off for the rest of his life.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Do it ironically posted:

how does he seem like he has a lot of money when there is a judgement against him to pay the Goldman family

he was found not guilty so he keeps saying that forever as to why he doesn’t owe them poo poo

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
Has anyone asked when we can expect season 2 of the hit reality tv show Juiced?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I mean if he does murder the social media... Heck that's ok.

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

Cubone posted:

something about how money awarded in civil lawsuits can't come out of a pension. the family of Ron Goldman acquired all the rights to that vile book he wrote, including his name and likeness rights, but simpson has a football pension. he's going to be well off for the rest of his life.

Yeah, he's not going to be "former NFL Superstar" rich, or anything, but he'll be fine since his pension is protected. Here's an article about how the pension works: https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/20881868/calculating-how-much-money-oj-simpson-made-nfl-pension-nine-years-prison-nevada

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The latest bold gambit in his hunt for the real killers. God speed OJ, you American hero!

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

I hope he does a whole lecture via twitter on pruno. I’m interested to hear what The Juice has to say about the subject and honestly, the title “Making Prison Wine with O.J.” practically writes itself.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
I didn't realise his NFL pension was so much, huh

Juice is loose indeed

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

That adds up to $4,034 a month.

I mean that's not all *that* much really it's not like he's living large. Still less than median income in USA.

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Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
It's not like he has to worry about alomony.

because of the murdering

Orenthal.

I feel like naming a kid Orenthal is something nobody ever does

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