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TooMuchAbstraction
Oct 14, 2012

I spent four years making
Waves of Steel
Hell yes I'm going to turn my avatar into an ad for it.
Fun Shoe
Let's not walk towards the evil city, even if it is hundreds of miles away. Go south.

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nelson
Apr 12, 2009
College Slice

TooMuchAbstraction posted:

Let's not walk towards the evil city, even if it is hundreds of miles away. Go south.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

TooMuchAbstraction posted:

Let's not walk towards the evil city, even if it is hundreds of miles away. Go south.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



War of the Wizards posted:

You set a brisk pace for more than an hour but then the burning sun slows you down. Tanith, too, looks very weary. Your throat is parched. Neither you nor Tanith has seen a waterhole or anything that could yield nourishment or moisture and there has been no sign of any living creature. You are further disturbed by the sight of a lone figure heading towards you from the south. It is too distant for you to be able to distinguish any details, but it is moving at great speed. You peer into the shimmering heat and try to guess what it is that approaches.
Shall we stop and wait, keep on towards it, or try to avoid it?


For anyone who's interested, the new official Lone Wolf website is finally up and book 30 is available for pre-order. You can also get, for some reason, the collector's edition of book 23 and some other stuff. I'd have thought if you were doing reprints you'd want to start with book one, but sure, Mydnight's Hero was... a book in the Lone Wolf series. :shrug:

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
Stop and wait. Maybe they have some ice water with them.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Well it's not like we've got anywhere else to be going. Lets meet whoever this is

nelson
Apr 12, 2009
College Slice

Comstar posted:

Stop and wait. Maybe they have some ice water with them.

AtomikKrab
Jul 17, 2010

Keep on GOP rolling rolling rolling rolling.

Keep on keeping on

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Comstar posted:

Stop and wait. Maybe they have some ice water with them.

Guy Fawkes
Aug 1, 2014

Lvl 62, +5 meadow defense

Comstar posted:

Stop and wait. Maybe they have some ice water with them.

Kangra
May 7, 2012

Paint a fake tunnel onto the nearest cliff, just in case, while we stop and wait.

Jackard
Oct 28, 2007

We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It
C'mon guys, they just said we were in the middle of a demon-infested plain. Let's avoid whatever this is.

Tiggum posted:

For anyone who's interested, the new official Lone Wolf website is finally up and book 30 is available for pre-order. You can also get, for some reason, the collector's edition of book 23 and some other stuff. I'd have thought if you were doing reprints you'd want to start with book one, but sure, Mydnight's Hero was... a book in the Lone Wolf series. :shrug:
E: Alberto Dal Lago does some good art. I think the other guy tends to be too cartoony.

Jackard fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Jun 20, 2019

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Jackard posted:

C'mon guys, they just said we were in the middle of a demon-infested plain. Let's avoid whatever this is.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Synthbuttrange posted:

Well it's not like we've got anywhere else to be going. Lets meet whoever this is

War of the Wizards posted:

Boldly you head towards the distant figure.

‘Take care, Grey Star,’ Tanith cautions.

The distant figure runs with a curious, shambling gait. As you advance to meet it, your body tingling with apprehension, it comes to an abrupt halt. Several paces later you also stop dead in your tracks.

Standing before you is a squat, malformed creature. Its features are grotesque and distorted; its back is bent at an impossible angle; its limbs twist like a gnarled tree. The eyes stare out of a knuckled face at odd angles above a raw gash of a mouth that snarls and spits as you approach. The creature crouches low and then leaps at you. You raise your Staff in readiness but the attack does not materialize: the creature has disappeared! The creature is nowhere to be seen. You look at Tanith, a question half-formed on your lips.

‘Some creature of Shasarak’s,’ she states coolly. ‘Demons rule this land now, though once it was a place of untamed beauty. At his command it has become a realm of fear.’

You wonder if the creature has gone to warn others of its kind, or whether it simply fled in fear. Whatever the answer, one thing is certain: you must keep moving. You still have not located any food or water, and evening is drawing in.
Shall we turn to the east or continue south?

nelson
Apr 12, 2009
College Slice
Keep heading not toward the city. South

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Let's head towards wherever the spooky ghost monster was coming from. Maybe there's more and we'll have an actual fight this book! South.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

PMush Perfect posted:

Let's head towards wherever the spooky ghost monster was coming from. Maybe there's more and we'll have an actual fight this book! South.

Xarn
Jun 26, 2015
South

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


War of the Wizards posted:

As the evening draws in, the temperature begins to cool. You are tired and thirsty. You have been heading in the direction of Lake Dolani but neither you nor Tanith has ever been to the Lissan Plain before and you are not sure of the lake’s exact location. You know only that it lies on the southern side of the plain. You are now unsure that you can reach it by nightfall. Looking to the west, you see a large building of square, tiered stone. It is approximately two miles away.
Shall we investigate the building or continue south?

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Tiggum posted:

Shall we investigate the building or continue south?

Investigate the no doubt demon-infested building!

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
We investigate the building.

nelson
Apr 12, 2009
College Slice

Comstar posted:

We investigate the building.

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
Loot the building!

Guy Fawkes
Aug 1, 2014

Lvl 62, +5 meadow defense

Decoy Badger posted:

Loot the building!
We must keep up the traditions, after all...

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Boot the luilding!

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


War of the Wizards posted:

As you approach the building, its huge size becomes apparent. It is a magnificent structure, a towering ziggurat. As you stand before it, you realize that it is very old. The stone is weathered and overgrown with weeds and the cornerstones have been worn to ragged curves by the wind. It looks deserted—an ideal place to shelter for the night if only you could find some water. Tanith walks up and examines a section of the wall. It is inscribed with symbols.

‘This was once a building belonging to the Masbaté tribe,’ she says. ‘They built it long ago.’

You listen with interest. The Masbaté were the original inhabitants of the Lissan Plain. The present-day king of the Masbaté, Samu, a noble and fearless warrior, accompanied you when you sought the Moonstone. But he was a king without a kingdom, for Shasarak slew all the Masbaté, unleashing the peril of a demon plague to roam the Lissan Plain. It is said that those demons roam the plain still. You find the existence of the building curious, for the Masbaté were a nomadic tribe, crossing the plain according to the seasons and the needs of their cattle. Why should they build anything so permanent?
Should we enter or leave?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

knock knock we're coming in!

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

A permanent structure is a big deal for a nomadic society, which probably means it’s really special, like a temple or a tomb

let’s go pilfer its arcane valuables

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

SatansOnion posted:

A permanent structure is a big deal for a nomadic society, which probably means it’s really special, like a temple or a tomb

let’s go pilfer its arcane valuables

nelson
Apr 12, 2009
College Slice

SatansOnion posted:

A permanent structure is a big deal for a nomadic society, which probably means it’s really special, like a temple or a tomb

let’s go pilfer its arcane valuables

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?

SatansOnion posted:

A permanent structure is a big deal for a nomadic society, which probably means it’s really special, like a temple or a tomb

let’s go pilfer its arcane valuables

RudeCat
Aug 7, 2012

The rudest cat for the rudest jobs


SatansOnion posted:

A permanent structure is a big deal for a nomadic society, which probably means it’s really special, like a temple or a tomb

let’s go pilfer its arcane valuables

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


SatansOnion posted:

A permanent structure is a big deal for a nomadic society, which probably means it’s really special, like a temple or a tomb

let’s go pilfer its arcane valuables

The magpie is our spirit animal.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

SatansOnion posted:

A permanent structure is a big deal for a nomadic society, which probably means it’s really special, like a temple or a tomb

let’s go pilfer its arcane valuables

Guy Fawkes
Aug 1, 2014

Lvl 62, +5 meadow defense

SatansOnion posted:

A permanent structure is a big deal for a nomadic society, which probably means it’s really special, like a temple or a tomb

let’s go pilfer its arcane valuables

Mister Perky
Aug 2, 2010
A nomadic tribe builds a permanent structure? It's either a temple or a good water source they wanted to mark and secure. Possibly both.

Either way it's worth some good old fashioned archaeological plunder

ENTER

Jackard
Oct 28, 2007

We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It
I forget what ziggurats are used for but we're already here, might as well take a look.

AtomikKrab
Jul 17, 2010

Keep on GOP rolling rolling rolling rolling.

We are a protagonist. This is some sort of mystery temple. We are required BY WIZARD LAW to break in and loot

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


War of the Wizards posted:

You walk around the building but cannot find a water hole or stream. The west wall of the ziggurat bears a ten-foot high arch. The doors are made of stone.

‘How are we to open these?’ asks Tanith.

You guess that there must be some internal mechanism for opening the doors. They are certainly too heavy to be opened by hand.
Shall we use Prophecy to try to find the opening mechanism, Thaumaturgy to teleport inside, or neither?

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Prophecy fail us now!

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