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who the gently caress are these clowns, they can't even afford a HTTPS cert: http://www.hivemedia.com/quote:SUBJECT: Something Awful Partnership / Acquisition Opportunity
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I can't wait for my BIG MONEY CHECK to arrive from AMOT ATRIUM TOWER, ZE’EV JABOTINSKY ST 2, 38TH FLOOR, RAMAT GAN, 5250501, ISRAEL
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I bet I'll make a couple hundred million, no sweat
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Anxiously awaiting the Something Awful IPO.
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Seems legit. I would demand a role and title within the illustrious Hive Media(Tm) organization as part of your compensation though.
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it was a good run
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postfun is actually my default on new tabs.
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Hive fives all around as we like to say here at HIVE MEDIA GROUP
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I'm currently enjoying myself browsing
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stocks are rising! buy buy buy!
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UnkleBoB posted:I'm currently enjoying myself browsing
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Kudos to you and your successful branding of the brand that makes it an enticing brand.
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drat! Did you already notify your team about this great news
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Shalom, Lowtax!
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Mazel tov! PS - will you have to get rid of your pig avatar? Pretty sure it's not kosher... Canuckistan fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Jun 20, 2019 |
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אני גיי
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:drat! Did you already notify your team about this great news
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The only thing hive about this is the media haha yea I did it
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Thanks for the laughs
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This sounds like something I'd expect from a chain Re:re:Re: email.
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Jun 20, 2019 17:35
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I look forward to our new overlords and Lowtax's retirement full of coke and tits.
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Jun 20, 2019 17:37
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Lowtax posted:I told my dogs yes What about the bunny?
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I can't wait to see what we are capable of once we finally have a highly-verticalized big data leveraged multi-armed bandit tested proprietary software with structured writing and rapid management in our corner. Frankly it was embarrassing that it took so long
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We're living in a postfun world, Kyanka. Time to join the Hive.
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a shiny new server farm in the golan
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they going to make us pivot to video and i for one can't wait
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elcapjtk posted:What about the bunny? HR doesn't need to know
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Oh man, I had this confused with HIVE. Which is a bar/private karaoke/club/arcade/Asian food restaurant/ beer tap house here in San Diego. https://hivesandiego.com/ I was pretty excited at first because this place is trying TOOOOOOO hard to be 100 different things at once. SA woulda been a good fit.
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i love browsing and consuming content. looking forward to the merger, op
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You've finally made it to the big leagues
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Jun 20, 2019 17:47
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I am looking to Smile and laugh. Can anybody help me find a web site where i can Smil eand laugh
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Jun 20, 2019 17:48
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When's the party?
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Jun 20, 2019 17:48
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Can you censor the face, but leave the neckbeard, so we can judge our future administrator's neckbeard-game?
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Jun 20, 2019 17:48
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i knew the day would come that lowtax would lose his website to an israeli mob shell company
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Jun 20, 2019 17:50
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hives posted:Hive Media leverages proprietary software to understand user demographics and interests. Managing 800+ million pageviews every month, we dynamically adapt article and ad stack layouts to provide a highly-engaging user experience. Our technology allows us to understand each unique reader’s behavior and engagement levels. Throw them fuckers into FYAD for some unique behavior and engagement levels
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Jun 20, 2019 17:50
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Will they give us space ships?
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Jun 20, 2019 17:51
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dee eight posted:Throw them fuckers into FYAD for some unique behavior and engagement levels
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Jun 20, 2019 17:51
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I don’t know, man, they got “Highly-Verticalized Content Managed With Proprietary Best-In-Class Technology”. I don’t think you can keep up with that, Lowtax. Maybe it is time to sell.
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Cymoril posted:Will they give us space ships? Yes and bird prizes and FYAD apartments.
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Lowtax posted:Yes and bird prizes and FYAD apartments. finally some leadership we can trust
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