Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.
Take some of this windfall money and get Doobs to reopen his Dog House. :sax:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

are they bees

is hive media just their industry term for honeycombs

i think you should sell out to the bees

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
how scientific of an approach to user experience do you think they have exactly

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
This content made me crack a smile and also the witty commentary provided

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

redm posted:

how scientific of an approach to user experience do you think they have exactly

a couple people in white lab coats with clipboards, and they make a hmmm noise while writing on the clipboards

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
It only took you 20 years but you've finally made it to the big leagues.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Finally I can be a member of a websuite that matters

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

FlimFlam Imam posted:

I can't wait to start laughing at pictures of silly animals and learning incredible stories from around the world!

I already am a picture of a silly animal! However, I'm not funny!

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
goodbye lowtaxc I hope you enjoy your retirement and new honeycomb spine

uguu
Mar 9, 2014

Please don't sell us lowtax, we'll do better. We swear. Please let us stay with you.

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
Sell it for the big bucks, then immediately register somethingawful2.com and migrate the forums over :twisted:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


in fairness this is where web 1.0 wins again; no mods ever got ptsd from the SA forums, they merely brought it with them



have you got a price from this guy yet?

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe


these guys Mean Business. look at that gnarly acronym. this is the big time for all of us now

Burns
May 10, 2008

So how much they offering?

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


A one stop-shop for fun content on the web? that poo poo is genius. just that sentence alone gives me a stiffy. six to midnight over here.

sell sell sell

i vomit kittens
Apr 25, 2019


Coolness Averted posted:

goodbye lowtaxc I hope you enjoy your retirement and new honeycomb spine

hivemedia vp: lowtax, what if we could rebuild you better... stronger... full of BEES?



hivemedia vp: also how would you feel about your entire website redirecting to beecock.jpg?

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
i dont even want to know what a b-swarm in the post fun internet looks like

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Raku posted:

This website israeli something awful!

Leave some laughs for the rest of us, huh?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Bronze Fonz posted:

hi i would like purchase the awfulcoins where do i purchase the awfulcoin thank you

call them WaffleCoin and I'll take a thousand

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream

Bardeh posted:

Sell it for the big bucks, then immediately register somethingawful2.com and migrate the forums over :twisted:

i believe something awful 2.0 will be a wonderful experience and should contain a single static jpg of the msin forums page, but web 2.0ified

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Time to make SomethingAwful great again.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Thunder Moose posted:

Take some of this windfall money and get Doobs to reopen his Dog House. :sax:
Only if they're Hebrew National

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost
as content creators, we get a cut, right?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Burns posted:

So how much they offering?
the whole kit and caboodle!!!

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

RVWinkle posted:

as content creators, we get a cut, right?
You all receive 100% of everything I earn from the sale!

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Raku posted:

This website israeli something awful!

I did nazi that coming

beauty queen breakdown
Dec 21, 2010

partially cromulent posting.
"2021's worst kept secret"


My sister-in-law cracked a Smile once and it was really bad nasty. My vote is against this sale unless they have a funny picture of an animal, or a witty writer

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

Crash_N_Burn posted:

Time to make SomethingAwful great again.

We're bringing back the goonswarm? :sax:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Lowtax posted:

You all receive 100% of everything I earn from the sale!

Finally I can quit my job at the dick sucking factory

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



לבסוף פלטפורמה שבה אני יכול לחייך, לצחוק ולהביט Goatse באותו זמן!

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

I'm glad we live in a post-fun society. I was having too much fun.

Voting Floater
May 19, 2019

quote:

The image depicts a man stretching his anus. A ring is on one of his fingers and his dong hangs pendulously, while he keeps stretching and stretching. Chloe’s job is to tell the room whether this post should be removed. She knows that section 69 of the Hive Media Postfun standards prohibits images that depict the stretched anus of one or more people. When Chloe explains this to the class, she hears her voice shaking.

Returning to her seat, Chloe feels an overpowering urge to sob. Another trainee has gone up to review the next post, but Chloe cannot concentrate. She leaves the room, and begins to cry so hard that she has trouble breathing.

No one tries to comfort her. This is the job she was hired to do. And for the 420 people like Chloe moderating content for Hive Media at the Tel Aviv site, and for 69,420 Something Awful Audience Developers around the world, today is just another day at the dick sucking factory.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
What will life be like when they upload us to the blockchain?

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
i pledge myself to the hive

how do i do that exactly? what i should say is im ready to pledge myself to the hive, whenever someone tells me how i may do that

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Can I gently caress the hive?

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


super sweet best pal posted:

I'm glad we live in a post-fun society. I was having too much fun.

Thanks for saving the day HIVE MEDIA

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Yeah but if you get acquired then you will become subject to BDS.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I was under the impression that this was gonna pay OUT one these days, and it's why I've been investing...
Rich, this...doesn't seem responsible.

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely
Jokes on you I joined HIVE years ago. By that I mean my computer is totally full to the brim with bees. In exchange for waste heat which I dutifully provide by playing video games and posting on our dear forums, the bees provide me with sustenance in the form of delicious honey, or posting fuel as I like to call it.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
that guy is big into audience development, move over cops I found a new profession that are first against the wall

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply