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Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

repiv posted:

https://twitter.com/thisjenlewis/status/1142141062917607424

https://twitter.com/thisjenlewis/status/1142156403357999104

tag yourself im the cowboy

I'm the guy puking so hard his head explodes.

# ? Jun 24, 2019 00:04

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 19:12

wizzardstaff: Apr 6, 2018; Zorch! Splat! Pow!

I'm the one holding my hand in front of my vomiting mouth in a desperate, futile attempt not to befoul the carpet while running to the bathroom at a house party.

# ? Jun 24, 2019 00:37

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

I'm the one trying to look smug and comehither while puking onto the bar

# ? Jun 24, 2019 00:51

Oxygen Deficiency: May 19, 2008

I'm the fifth column, starting from the top down.

# ? Jun 24, 2019 01:03

Chas McGill: Oct 29, 2010; loves Fat Philippe

"I'm not barfing!" I yell as my nose elongates.

# ? Jun 24, 2019 01:04

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

I'm the guy who's embarrassed to have people catching him sucking up his own vomit.

I'm not sure which emoji on the picture best represents me, though. I'm thinkin' the cowboy.

# ? Jun 24, 2019 01:15

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

I am Puke Satan

# ? Jun 24, 2019 01:18

bare bottom pancakes: Sep 3, 2015; Production: Complete

I'm the guy so angry he's vomiting between curses

# ? Jun 24, 2019 01:34

Tunicate: May 15, 2012

Chas McGill posted:

"I'm not barfing!" I yell as my nose elongates.

i am entirely charmed by the idea of someone throwing up and saying "that's not what happened" as they wipe their mouth. it's ultimate faith in the power of language!

# ? Jun 24, 2019 01:43

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Thread

https://twitter.com/persenche/status/1142884987458347008?s=19

# ? Jun 24, 2019 02:03

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

Multiple threads about how the Philly explosion could have been really, really, really bad.

https://twitter.com/gwensnyderPHL/status/1142551735191384064

# ? Jun 24, 2019 02:33

Katt: Nov 14, 2017

coleman francis posted:

https://haveibeenpwned.com/

just 9 times. Seems you can't trust any site on the net these days :v:

# ? Jun 24, 2019 04:34

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/MaraWilson/status/1142987424294850560?s=19

# ? Jun 24, 2019 04:49

Katt: Nov 14, 2017

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/MaraWilson/status/1142987424294850560?s=19

Aw Yiss! I loved that movie and I'm glad she's cool.

Miss Trunchbull was Annie Wilkes for my generation.

Edit:

https://twitter.com/slpng_giants/status/1142805727209127939

# ? Jun 24, 2019 04:56

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

Jet Jaguar posted:

Multiple threads about how the Philly explosion could have been really, really, really bad.

https://twitter.com/gwensnyderPHL/status/1142551735191384064

Thanks, I like coming to the Good Tweets thread to read about children dying in horrible agony due to poisoning by evil capitalists pigs (who got away with it). Made my night, really.

Sandwich Anarchist has a new favorite as of 05:00 on Jun 24, 2019

# ? Jun 24, 2019 04:58

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Thanks, I like coming to the Good Tweets thread to read about children dying in horrible agony due to poisoning by evil capitalists pigs (who got away with it). Made my night, really.

Still a good tweet, my dude. Better to spread the knowledge and be saddened than to know nothing and be ignorant.

# ? Jun 24, 2019 05:05

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

Screaming Idiot posted:

Still a good tweet, my dude. Better to spread the knowledge and be saddened than to know nothing and be ignorant.

There are other threads for stuff like this, my dude. This thread is usually jokes and idiots getting dunked on; seeing this here was jarring and unexpected.

# ? Jun 24, 2019 05:08

Ariong: Jun 25, 2012

It�s a Good Tweet though.

# ? Jun 24, 2019 05:10

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

Here's a good tweet

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(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Jun 24, 2019 05:11

Evilreaver: Feb 26, 2007; GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!; Dinosaur Gum

they're good tweets, anarchrist

# ? Jun 24, 2019 05:15

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Good can also mean good quality I guess? They're important tweets, for disseminating information a lot of people weren't aware of.

# ? Jun 24, 2019 05:16

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

There are other threads for stuff like this, my dude. This thread is usually jokes and idiots getting dunked on; seeing this here was jarring and unexpected.

Here.

https://twitter.com/jennifermerr/status/1142917367216787457?s=19

# ? Jun 24, 2019 05:34

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Thanks, I like coming to the Good Tweets thread to read about children dying in horrible agony due to poisoning by evil capitalists pigs (who got away with it). Made my night, really.

The first tweet says it has graphic content and the tweet you didn't like was something like 20 tweets in so I feel like you could have stopped reading well before that if all you wanted was a joke or an idiot getting dunked on. It's a good tweet and it belongs in this thread.

# ? Jun 24, 2019 05:50

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

Here's another good tweet

# ? Jun 24, 2019 06:39

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/RavWilding/status/1142416782403211264

# ? Jun 24, 2019 08:07

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

too real:

https://twitter.com/RussianMemesLtd/status/1143118720233037824

# ? Jun 24, 2019 12:33

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/leslieleeiii/status/1142946267561152514?s=19

# ? Jun 24, 2019 16:38

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/dandybeyond/status/1143043257762549760?s=21

# ? Jun 24, 2019 17:45

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/kierongillen/status/1143161262123229184

# ? Jun 24, 2019 17:47

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/McKelvie/status/1024048226033430529

# ? Jun 24, 2019 17:48

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

can't believe i have to arrange words together in this order but please don't post pictures of dead kids on this forum that are large images that i cannot scroll past without looking at; i will remove them and also probate the person who posts images of children who are dead. thank you

# ? Jun 24, 2019 19:05

Croatoan: Jun 24, 2005; I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

Jesus gently caress, that was a real kid? I thought it was a doll. what the gently caress man

# ? Jun 24, 2019 19:10

Chas McGill: Oct 29, 2010; loves Fat Philippe

Tunicate posted:

i am entirely charmed by the idea of someone throwing up and saying "that's not what happened" as they wipe their mouth. it's ultimate faith in the power of language!

Haha I'd never seen that but it fits.

cash crab posted:

can't believe i have to arrange words together in this order but please don't post pictures of dead kids on this forum that are large images that i cannot scroll past without looking at; i will remove them and also probate the person who posts images of children who are dead. thank you

I thought it was a doll as well..gently caress

# ? Jun 24, 2019 19:33

bort: Mar 13, 2003

https://twitter.com/nsilverberg/status/1140300647922831361

# ? Jun 24, 2019 19:34

ItWasMoida: Jan 31, 2019; I only come out when it is wet.

Every Marvel movie joke, distilled.

# ? Jun 24, 2019 20:10

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

# ? Jun 24, 2019 22:30

grittyreboot: Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/mbootyspoon/status/1142839455428022272?s=19

# ? Jun 24, 2019 23:05

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/softlydarcy/status/1142870391423217665?s=21

# ? Jun 25, 2019 03:38

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/lukeisamazing/status/1143107228494389254?s=19

# ? Jun 25, 2019 07:11

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 19:12

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Croatoan posted:

Jesus gently caress, that was a real kid? I thought it was a doll. what the gently caress man

What was it? I apparently saw the image but don't remember it

# ? Jun 25, 2019 08:31

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