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poty posted:gently caress the haters. best 3 apple things ever I'm glad all of them are dead
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https://twitter.com/lauraolin/status/1144356098062897152
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Jun 28, 2019 07:20
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Don't forget about the pry bar! Pretty sure Jony has been desperately trying to get himself fired for the last five years and he's as surprised as us by how far he had to take things before they finally let him leave the white room
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Jun 28, 2019 07:29
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he's actually a genius. he realized they were too clever to fall for those obvious bullshit designs so he had to get smart, make a product that was desirable, but completely broken in the subtlest ways, like the macbook pro
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Jun 28, 2019 07:32
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did ive do the old cheese slicer mac pro? otherwise the unibody mbp is his only genius design
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Jun 28, 2019 11:54
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Switzerland posted:Man, what I would give to see all the OSX design iterations prior to reveal you can, unless i'm misunderstanding what you mean: https://www.google.com/search?q=mac+os+x+developer+preview+screenshots&tbm=isch we can't have people leaving it plugged in while using it and having bystanders think it's a wired mouse for plebeians A Wheezy Steampunk fucked around with this message at 12:00 on Jun 28, 2019 |
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Jun 28, 2019 11:55
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Breakfast All Day posted:did ive do the old cheese slicer mac pro? it was a grater not a slicer cmon son
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Jun 28, 2019 12:08
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the new one is the grater, the old one is the slicer
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Jun 28, 2019 12:12
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the one in between is the whiz can
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Jun 28, 2019 12:13
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i will admit that ive (and steve) always sucked at mice maybe now that both are gone they can hire someone from logitech to design them a good one for once
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Jun 28, 2019 12:17
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He copied from Braun so much, it should be "Johnny Ive Traces" Imagine 4 Mac products on the edge of a cliff.
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Jun 28, 2019 12:29
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poty posted:i will admit that ive (and steve) always sucked at mice imo they should just buy logitech and some laptop vendor, either HPE or Huawei.. both of them make better macbooks than apple
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Jun 28, 2019 12:34
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Comedy option: Buy Razer or Roccat and release some sick Apple gaming mice with RGB LEDs.
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Jun 28, 2019 12:35
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poty posted:i will admit that ive (and steve) always sucked at mice the puck mouse is a popular punching bag for good reason but remember the "mighty mouse" where you were only able to pick up the mouse from two small half-moon shaped spots and also those were buttons so don't squeeze too hard
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Jun 28, 2019 12:53
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i had to double check the name and discovered this gemquote:The mouse emits a sound when the scroll ball is rolled or the side squeeze sensors are depressed, but this is not a direct product of the ball moving or side buttons being pressed; the sound is actually produced by a tiny speaker inside the mouse. There is no way to disable this feature other than physically disabling the speaker inside the mouse.
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Jun 28, 2019 12:54
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entertaining as it is to poke fun at jony i am now calling that his stupidly named company will wind up designing cool tactile things (drawing more from the way the imac g3 and clickwheel ipod happened than from the aluminum-slab'ification of present-day apple), and we all figure out it was actually apple corporate that sucked.
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Jun 28, 2019 12:56
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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:i had to double check the name and discovered this gem brb making a targeted virus that hits owners of this mouse and changes the scroll / click sound to ‘sustained screaming’
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Jun 28, 2019 12:59
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cant wait for sir jony ives to release his magnum opus: a featureless aluminum orb (featureless white void not included)
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Jun 28, 2019 13:12
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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:you can, unless i'm misunderstanding what you mean: https://www.google.com/search?q=mac+os+x+developer+preview+screenshots&tbm=isch unf
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Jun 28, 2019 14:33
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Jun 28, 2019 14:52
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:entertaining as it is to poke fun at jony i am now calling that his stupidly named company will wind up designing cool tactile things (drawing more from the way the imac g3 and clickwheel ipod happened than from the aluminum-slab'ification of present-day apple), and we all figure out it was actually apple corporate that sucked. jony saw that one guy selling a $15,000 hourglass and figured he could take his scam solo. hes not gonna be selling anything other than overpriced oddities for idiots
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Jun 28, 2019 14:54
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he already made macs
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Jun 28, 2019 14:56
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lol
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Jun 28, 2019 14:59
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Shaggar posted:jony saw that one guy selling a $15,000 hourglass and figured he could take his scam solo. hes not gonna be selling anything other than overpriced oddities for idiots oh, i bet him and marc newson are both planning to do this together.
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Jun 28, 2019 15:02
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akadajet posted:oh, i bet him and marc newson are both planning to do this together. happy that they found love  now someone destroy tim from entirely turning apple into a services company
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Jun 28, 2019 15:10
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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:we can't have people leaving it plugged in while using it and having bystanders think it's a wired mouse for plebeians this but unironically, apple is there to save customers from themselves
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Jun 28, 2019 15:23
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apple's documented 'hide user' method is completely loving broken in mo jave with no updated procedure thapple
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Jun 28, 2019 15:40
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you're holding it wrong
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Jun 28, 2019 15:42
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i wonder if you can bind macos to a domain with sssd these days
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Jun 28, 2019 15:44
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LoveFrom  as a designer, shouldn't it be LoveForm?
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Jun 28, 2019 15:45
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graph posted:i wonder if you can bind macos to a domain with sssd these days oh are we back to the pre 10.8 days of just breaking ad integration with every update?
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Jun 28, 2019 15:47
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infernal machines posted:oh are we back to the pre 10.8 days of just breaking ad integration with every update? no its been cock solid since 10.9 tbh the ad break was the 10.7.5 update
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Jun 28, 2019 15:50
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ask me how i remember the exact point update
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Jun 28, 2019 15:50
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the bigger question is whether cock solid means very solid or implies e.g. some aid necessary
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Jun 28, 2019 15:56
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well they "broke" it, but also they broke all the hacks you used to have to do to get it to work by completely replacing samba/whatever in 10.8
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Jun 28, 2019 15:57
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Wheany posted:this is the shaggar content i came to this thread for yeah it's funny when shagger incorrectly uses a term because he doesn't actually know what it means
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Jun 28, 2019 15:59
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infernal machines posted:lmao. apple paid real american dollars to buy android superfan geohot's "self driving" bullshit its unclear how much they paid, and given the company announced it was liquidating before that it was probably a token amount and just to make it easier to automatically hire the people at the company they actually wanted
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Jun 28, 2019 16:00
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evilweasel posted:its unclear how much they paid, and given the company announced it was liquidating before that it was probably a token amount and just to make it easier to automatically hire the people at the company they actually wanted it is also, notably, not the company created by android superfan geohot
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graph posted:apple's documented 'hide user' method is completely loving broken in mo jave with no updated procedure mo jave mo problems
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