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Pixelate
Jan 6, 2018

"You win by having fun"

Xaerael posted:

Hello

Precis please.

How is everyone?
Did Derek ever get unbanned?
Does Clifford still have a creepy sex offender beard?
Did Crytek win?
Is Ben still alive?
How many days has it been since Ben publicly talked about Wing Commander?
Has MoMA admitted he's wrong all the time?
Is Star Citizen out yet?
Is Chris Roberts in prison yet?

I hope everyone's well.

:pgabz:
He is still a prisoner in his own mind. And no.
Yes. All over his body. And tentacles.
They're a bit rekt at the moment, but not out. Here is a lovely tale about their new lawyers (35m15s). Hav donned his pince-nez to write this.
Yes, but he pines.
None.
He only drops by to do it occasionally
It has not come out of the closet, but the closet does move around now. It is nearly fabulous.
He is a prisoner in Derek Smart's mind

e: let sleeping dragons lie

Pixelate fucked around with this message at 01:03 on Jul 2, 2019

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SoftNum
Mar 31, 2011


Wait wait wait wait wait....


The launcher checks every _10 minutes_ to see if there's a new version? WHAT THE gently caress? Why? ANd we're JUST NOW adding on-launch?

What kind of a loving clown show is this?

I mean Riot programmed their launcher in loving flash of all things and this still makes it look like I well maintained system.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
https://i.imgur.com/6HFPuF3.gifv

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010





Iceclaw
Nov 4, 2009

Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.
Real estate? Looks like there is another entry in Gardiner's ever increasing fields of expertise.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


Its pretty hilarious how different those bios are lol

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler
Oh good, Sandi is now on the board of directors. Faith in project restored. Status: Tickled.

Deadguy2322
Dec 16, 2017

Greatness Awaits

skeletors_condom posted:

I am watching WTFO's Canada stream.

https://clips.twitch.tv/HealthyProductiveWaterBatChest

Sounds like he is selling/melting all his ships (4K worth) to buy a new car (although I could be wrong on the car).

Good for him.

$4000 US is like $75000 Canadian these days, so good for him!

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



Drunk Theory posted:

Oh good, Sandi is now on the board of directors. Faith in project restored. Status: Tickled.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





I mean... it absolutely is nepotism lol, what else could it possibly be?

I’m just surprised she wasn’t on the board already, to be honest.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen


3.6 is headed to the PTU

Devs posted:

You will likely experience some instability and crashes. We are gathering data on the back-end and will be monitoring closely.

ASOP terminals at Area18 may not function correctly.

The updated criminality, law system, and VOIP/FOIP updates are only partially implemented, with some missing behavior and needed elements. We will not be describing or taking feedback on this topic just yet.

Hover mode has some impending changes/updates, we will not be taking feedback on it until those are complete.

Textures will display across the visor on some helmets.

Depending on ship, sometimes when attempting to file an insurance claim the timer will either start with a long delay or never start at all.

So here's the big quarterly patch! Go on, you scamps, have at it! Oh, some small notes:
* We didn't actually finish anything
* We didn't even finish any of the new ships
* We're not taking feedback on anything, including the things that we said were the testing focus
* gently caress you

Now, some of you may ask what is it we actually accomplished in the last 3 months?

The answer to that is coming... when Inside Star Citizen resumes in 3 weeks! Bye!

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen


Sarsapariller posted:

Now, some of you may ask what is it we actually accomplished in the last 3 months?

I feel like this Citizen-made video really speaks for itself:

https://www.reddit.com/link/c83b3a/...ntent=t3_c83b3a

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen


Time for some testimonials and victory laps!
IN LOVE WITH THIS GAME!
This game is just wow

Oops, somebody actually tried playing it and it sucks! Quickly, downvote them!
So....... Hover Mode

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





I hate to say it, but this SirMunchMyButt guy is really insufferable. He could be the Next Kazan!

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

IncredibleIgloo posted:

I hate to say it, but this SirMunchMyButt guy is really insufferable. He could be the Next Kazan!

My aUEC is on him being another Derek alt.

The Warlord fights on many fronts and in many strange ways. (plus he is all worked up over pedantic poo poo that he is most likely wrong about.)

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

Iceclaw posted:

Real estate? Looks like there is another entry in Gardiner's ever increasing fields of expertise.

Family trust. Buying a house after so many rentals. Just ‘happened’ to come up with a fairly large amount of liquidity recently that was definitely not due to a breakout acting career in a medium other than t’internet’.

Coincidence.

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

MarcusSA posted:

Its pretty hilarious how different those bios are lol

She obviously did not want to show him up by listing her tickle porn qualification.

They already have a director that has that base covered anyway and German's are so much better with their fetishes.

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

Hav posted:

Family trust. Buying a house after so many rentals. Just ‘happened’ to come up with a fairly large amount of liquidity recently that was definitely not due to a breakout acting career in a medium other than t’internet’.

Coincidence.

They* had a vote and added "Buy Chris and Sandi a $4.7 million dollar house" as a stretch goal at $200 million.

RSI always delivers on it stretch goals so they had to do it - they had no choice.

Don't blame them, it's what the backers pledged for.







*Chris and Sandi

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



I think I need refactoring because in reading that bit about how the PU takes place after the single player campaign means that it's set before the events of the single player campaign because they're both set in the future I smelt toast.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Sarsapariller posted:

* ASOP terminals at Area18 may not function correctly.

Must be fun having regression bugs like this. This is what, the third time this has happened...

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen


Tokamak posted:

Must be fun having regression bugs like this. This is what, the third time this has happened...

Nah they just don't fix things. Stuff drifts on and off the "Known issue" list without being addressed in any way.

That's not a joke by the way, they're just that incompetent. It's only a known issue until the fans stop bitching, then it goes in the memory hole.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
OH poo poo NEW ARENA COMMANDER TRAILER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4qMsE8ZaQ8

wait a minute... :thunk: this fidelity! too high for beardevs...

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Tokamak posted:

Must be fun having regression bugs like this. This is what, the third time this has happened...

Is gotta be hard to keep track of all the branches you have when you need to a) code the game and b) try to hide you're still working in cryengine.

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

And c) are lead by the king of Ineptitude, Chris Roberts and d) have not shaved your pubic hair in a while.

Pilz
Jul 25, 2016
Grimey Drawer
Goddamnit when does this whole thing burst into flames?!

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Pilz posted:

Goddamnit when does this whole thing burst into flames?!

Just after bitcoin does.

Elderbean
Jun 10, 2013


Sandi is a charisma vaccuum. Like a bunch of bees wearing a human fleshsuit. That picture of her credited alongside the likes of Gillian Anderson makes me lol.

Actually, I take that back. Bees are cool and Sandi is not.

Elderbean fucked around with this message at 07:53 on Jul 2, 2019

Peter.Quint
Mar 16, 2018


Cymelion: "Cancer is a terrible disease. One in three people you know, that I know, will die from cancer, often in states of terrible distress. We need to take a stand against cancer, and so I ask everyone to follow me in deliberately giving themselves AIDS. Yes, the solution to cancer is to not only contract HIV but to develop it until it is full blown AIDS. I myself have been very careful in abstaining from any drugs that might help my HIV and making a beeline to a fullblown AIDS situation. Some idiots are saying that giving yourself AIDS is a beyond ridiculous as a means to fight cancer and that AIDS is every bit as bad as cancer, but they are simply spreading FUD! AIDS, my friends, AIDS all the way."

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending
Grimey Drawer

This may be operationally unimportant, but it is a concise temperature check.

iron buns
Jan 12, 2016

Let's go whaling!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNjI03CGkb4

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!

IcarusUpHigh posted:

I've found it! Chris Roberts secret reddit account!



Chris would never admit to not even being an ideas man

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
"Wow, Star Citizen still isn't out? That game was suppose to be launched years ago. What the hell have they been doing with all this time and money?"

-A likely post from 2017.

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016


.
This is the year it'll happen! NO WAIT! This is the year that it'll happen!

IcarusUpHigh fucked around with this message at 11:39 on Jul 2, 2019

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help

Pilz posted:

Goddamnit when does this whole thing burst into flames?!

In about a year and two weeks

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help

SoftNum posted:

The launcher checks every _10 minutes_ to see if there's a new version? WHAT THE gently caress? Why? ANd we're JUST NOW adding on-launch?

What kind of a loving clown show is this?

It's rear end-backwards development all the way.
But you wouldn't know. You don't understand game development. Come back when you've watched six years worth of Chris and his team parping on youtube.

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

IcarusUpHigh posted:


.
This is the year it'll happen! NO WAIT! This is the year that it'll happen!



And by “in place” Montoya means through the geometry of ship floors, planet surfaces and such.

Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

Elderbean posted:

Sandi is a charisma vaccuum. Like a bunch of bees wearing a human fleshsuit. That picture of her credited alongside the likes of Gillian Anderson makes me lol.

Actually, I take that back. Bees are cool and Sandi is not.

She'd probably make a pretty good terminator. The uncanny valley effect in full swing, emotionless approach toward her target, the audience squirming in their seats, "Holy poo poo, CGI has come so far!"

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

Bootcha posted:

This may be operationally unimportant, but it is a concise temperature check.

50% of the board are lawyers. 2/3rds of those lawyers are in the business of shuffling money overseas. Marc Nitsche is the Caymans, Eli and Alon Klein are British virgin Islands. The latter two run infatrade, which supplied gap funding for a bunch of Ascendent Pictures projects.

I'm fairly convinced that Eli Klein is holding some shares in this, and was one of the 'other' sources of funding given a $5 million hole in the UK branches funds since 2016, but I'm looking forward to the eventual 'movie accounting' post mortem. The Marc Nitsche move is interesting. I wonder why Dan Offner jumped, because I really started to like him (@FlyingKameLA).

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Dementropy
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