Birds, birbs and bribs: Archaeopteryx's palms up, sarcasm air quoting: "Clever girl."

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barbecue at the folks: Jul 20, 2007

"Soviet poet, body-builder & futurist Vladimir Goldschmidt hypnotizing a chicken, 1923."

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SubponticatePoster: Aug 9, 2004; Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.; Slippery Tilde

Cythereal posted:

https://i.imgur.com/wRpJeev.mp4

Moist owlette

# ? Jun 27, 2019 16:24

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

barbecue at the folks posted:

"Soviet poet, body-builder & futurist Vladimir Goldschmidt hypnotizing a chicken, 1923."

I believe he is being hypnotized by that chicken.

Wait. Is the chicken Vladimir Goldschmidt?

# ? Jun 28, 2019 04:32

Pookah: Aug 21, 2008; 🪶Caw🪶

barbecue at the folks posted:

"Soviet poet, body-builder & futurist Vladimir Goldschmidt hypnotizing a chicken, 1923."

That chicken just said something terrible about Vladimir's mother.

# ? Jun 28, 2019 09:10

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

barbecue at the folks posted:

"Soviet poet, body-builder & futurist Vladimir Goldschmidt hypnotizing a chicken, 1923."

In Soviet Russia, chicken hypnotise you!

# ? Jun 28, 2019 11:30

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/WholesomeMeme/status/1144294860062638080

# ? Jun 28, 2019 15:07

Nihilistic Magpie: Nov 21, 2018

https://www.birdandmoon.com/comic/instinct-is-weird/

Also, it's not Halloween but: https://www.birdandmoon.com/comic/happy-halloween-from-the-birds/

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1144269209817403392

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Nihilistic Magpie: Nov 21, 2018

https://twitter.com/bryony6192/status/1120444813285916672?s=20

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Ariong: Jun 25, 2012

https://youtu.be/DZldc5A9qrM

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Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

Warning: loud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngGRZehWFSY

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RoboRodent: Sep 19, 2012

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Collateral Damage: Jun 13, 2009

https://i.imgur.com/kCXktaP.gifv

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Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/breesophiebree/status/1146680617955975168

# ? Jul 4, 2019 08:23

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

These birdspikes will keep those pesky birds away!

https://i.imgur.com/km3u2Y0.mp4

# ? Jul 4, 2019 17:36

Overminty: Mar 16, 2010; You may wonder what I am doing while reading your posts..

Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/breesophiebree/status/1146818376599265280

# ? Jul 4, 2019 17:51

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Megillah Gorilla posted:

These birdspikes will keep those pesky birds away!

https://i.imgur.com/km3u2Y0.mp4

gently caress yeah! Anarchy!

# ? Jul 4, 2019 17:52

Theris: Oct 9, 2007

https://twitter.com/CorrieJN/status/1146236421738586112

# ? Jul 4, 2019 18:28

Barry Bluejeans: Feb 2, 2017; ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Megillah Gorilla posted:

These birdspikes will keep those pesky birds away!

https://i.imgur.com/km3u2Y0.mp4

You gave them weapons? YOU GAVE THEM WEAPONS?

# ? Jul 4, 2019 21:55

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

Megillah Gorilla posted:

These birdspikes will keep those pesky birds away!

https://i.imgur.com/km3u2Y0.mp4

Extremely blessed.

# ? Jul 4, 2019 23:14

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/takapodigs/status/1146701748515434496

# ? Jul 5, 2019 07:47

Squatch Ambassador: Nov 12, 2008; What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

A baby Ring-Billed Gull I met today.

2 baby gulls were trying to squeeze their way under a fence into an active construction site. I tried to shoo them back towards their nesting area, but this one wasn't afraid of me. It let me boop it's beak and give it some scritches. In the end I had to carry it to the other side of the path before it ran back towards the nest. It was so loving soft I almost didn't want to let it go :3:

# ? Jul 6, 2019 04:42

Sitting Here: Dec 31, 2007

Hungry Computer posted:

A baby Ring-Billed Gull I met today.

2 baby gulls were trying to squeeze their way under a fence into an active construction site. I tried to shoo them back towards their nesting area, but this one wasn't afraid of me. It let me boop it's beak and give it some scritches. In the end I had to carry it to the other side of the path before it ran back towards the nest. It was so loving soft I almost didn't want to let it go

aaaaaah

what a horrible ugly little monster, how could you stand to touch it??

for content, i got a nice glamour shot of this handsome goober:

# ? Jul 7, 2019 01:13

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://fox13now.com/2019/07/02/baby-bird-shows-up-alone-in-uber-at-ogden-rescue-center/

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Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

A hawk-headed parrot (Deroptyus accipitrinus).

# ? Jul 7, 2019 01:57

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

Randaconda posted:

https://fox13now.com/2019/07/02/baby-bird-shows-up-alone-in-uber-at-ogden-rescue-center/

This is just wonderful.

# ? Jul 7, 2019 01:58

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/Fpimentel14/status/1147683695966478336

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Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/qikipedia/status/1147716871153524736

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Chaosfeather: Nov 4, 2008

Bert Roberge posted:

A hawk-headed parrot (Deroptyus accipitrinus).

From experience in owning a hawkhead for a while: that bird is extremely pissed. The way the crest is fanned up is definitely a "u wot m8" instead of the very round-looking "I'm excited about a thing!".

Content: Ivanicus, when I had him, doing a similar display for the camera.

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Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Chaosfeather posted:

From experience in owning a hawkhead for a while: that bird is extremely pissed. The way the crest is fanned up is definitely a "u wot m8" instead of the very round-looking "I'm excited about a thing!".

Content: Ivanicus, when I had him, doing a similar display for the camera.

Ivanicus was very :3:

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Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

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frodnonnag: Aug 13, 2007

https://twitter.com/GizmodoAU/status/1148449731007393793

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A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/BirdPerHour/status/1148246009627193351

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Literally Esoteric: Jun 13, 2012; One final, furious struggle...then a howl of victory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRIueSuykFY

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Collateral Damage: Jun 13, 2009

https://www.instagram.com/p/BvbenosA9uu/?igshid=hc1y7wuixn2k

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Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

https://i.imgur.com/9t1LgX8.mp4

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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

https://i.imgur.com/8fPP362.mp4

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Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Some good birds on this page

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Beartaco: Apr 10, 2007; by sebmojo

https://www.instagram.com/p/BzzSTyNBfGv/?utm_source=ig_web_options_share_sheet

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