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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

It's like how swastika wasn't always swastika but now it is swastika

Thems the breaks. Milkshakes are a hate symbol now too

Milkshakes are the new means to transport biochemical weapons, replacing the string-of-pearls configuration.

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voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Milkshakes are the new molotov cocktails

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Peanut Butter posted:

There's no such thing as an ethical brand hth

Demonstrating your political allegiance via footwear is bizarre

I may have tracked one down.



Dude does it himself, so no workers are being exploited. Using recycled materials, so that's a plus. And he probably doesn't make enough to donate to any political campaigns. Can't find his e-commerce store tho.


I guess you'll have to do it yourself,

Classy AF.




Volcott posted:

Sandals are not shoes. It's not shoes unless your feet are completely enveloped.

Fine.


:colbert:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

a tire shoe would last years and years and years

That is a good idea

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

euphronius posted:

a tire shoe would last years and years and years

That is a good idea

Yeah, unless you walk like this

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Phy posted:

A randy young fellow named Bill
Used a firework sound for a thrill
They found most of his wiener
In West Pasadena
And shards of his nards in Brazil

:golfclap:

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

euphronius posted:

a tire shoe would last years and years and years

That is a good idea

The Viet Cong beat him to it

Peanut Butter
Nov 7, 2011

Wee mannie

Facebook Aunt posted:

I may have tracked one down.




That's brilliant, fair play

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


MizPiz posted:

Milkshakes are the new means to transport biochemical weapons, replacing the string-of-pearls configuration.

No joke back when I used to be in research, when you signed rats or mice out of animal storage you could either transport then in a covered plastic cage with some air holes or an extra large milkshake cup with the lid on. I think it was up to three mice or one rat to a cup.

I think the idea was to be inconspicuous to stop some PETA goober from trying to free Billy the genetically engineered stroked out cancer rat.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

GlobglogGroAbgalab
Jul 25, 2016

It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

Heath posted:

I demand to be buried barefoot. Don't you God drat dare put shoes on my corpse

Being buried with shoes on is like putting a hat on a hat

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

euphronius posted:

a tire shoe would last years and years and years

That is a good idea

Owned a pair of tire sandals when I was a kid, can confirm they last basically forever.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Phy posted:

A randy young fellow named Bill
Used a firework sound for a thrill
They found most of his wiener
In West Pasadena
And shards of his nards in Brazil

lmao'd irl

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

RobrtDwnsySyndrome posted:

Being buried with shoes on is like putting a hat on a hat

Dead people should whenever possible be thrown into the ocean. Saves real estate for the living and provides them guilt free entertainment.

That or sky burial are the only politically correct options.

(obviously starkers for either)

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

Dead people should whenever possible be thrown into the ocean. Saves real estate for the living and provides them guilt free entertainment.

That or sky burial are the only politically correct options.

(obviously starkers for either)

Tie them to a car battery for an extra, legal thrill.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




You're thinking of car batteries

edit: gently caress

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

what happens when we saturate the seas with our die hards


where will we feel a rush that fierce in a legal way

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

what happens when we saturate the seas with our die hards


where will we feel a rush that fierce in a legal way

Start throwing people in volcanos, imo. The original legal and cool rush.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/JewishWorker/status/1146969714087858181?s=19

MizPiz has a new favorite as of 04:02 on Jul 5, 2019

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

RandomFerret posted:

You're thinking of car batteries

edit: gently caress

In the desert of the real they are one and the same

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

This is the stupidest thing I have ever made. I hope someone gets it.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

FactsAreUseless posted:

This is the stupidest thing I have ever made. I hope someone gets it.



It's a beautiful view

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

The Bloop posted:

It's a beautiful view

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




:nws: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/193114341464080386/596503467888082981/image0.jpg

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦



The Bloop posted:

It's a beautiful view

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

even if you don't know or like dark souls this is a pretty great compilation of people getting into fights with small animals and losing

I've never seen rats so angry in my whole life lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uN8j-Coohg

Zuckerberg's relative, rofl

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

The Bloop posted:

It's a beautiful view

Turn your monitor on :)

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

bike tory posted:

Turn your monitor on :)

:wink:

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I did another one.



Tangled Up In Batteries

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

doandroidzdream
Apr 27, 2019
Best cap kicking so far
:nws: https://imgur.com/e2lTEDp :nws:

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

I was expecting a Skyrim fade-in.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.




Make the first caption "Eating a Meal?"
The second "A succulent Chinese Meal?"

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

:chloe:

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

:lol::lol: jesus christ

now we need a music remix to complete the circle

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://twitter.com/isawrobertsmith/status/1146511107483471872

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
Why did we downgrade from Gamer Girl Pee?

BillyC
Feb 19, 2013

everythin' under heaven is in utter chaos, cloud


Bread Liar


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GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

Jamesman posted:

Why did we downgrade from Gamer Girl Pee?

It's bath water so I'd assume it has a non zero amount of pee

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