The Ronald Reagan Memorial Racist President Super Thread

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Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Bethamphetamine posted:

I cannot easily google an evil use for carpet extractors. In fact I didn't even realize I've used used one before on my carpet to get a bunch of deep dirt out of it. I borrowed it from my brother and he called it something else.

usually it's called a steam cleaner or mr carpet or something like that

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Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Mariana Horchata posted:

how bout that grout

pressure washer

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:22

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:22

Grand Theft Autobot: Feb 28, 2008; I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

Duscat posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1148767855351128064

hey Radical Left are you using Commerce to hurt your "Enemy"

So he's not gonna shop at the radical left store? How the gently caress can two play this game bitch

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:23

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Duscat posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1148767855351128064

hey Radical Left are you using Commerce to hurt your "Enemy"

conservatives would never shop at a business they believe is progressive let alone kinda left

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:23

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

So he's not gonna shop at the radical left store? How the gently caress can two play this game bitch

freep has boycotted everything but chick-fil-a at this point

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:24

Fireside Nut: Feb 10, 2010; turp

pert

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:25

Basebf555: Feb 29, 2008; The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!; Fun Shoe

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

So he's not gonna shop at the radical left store? How the gently caress can two play this game bitch

I think he's trying to say that chuds are gonna do their own boycotts but I guess he doesn't realize that they already have been doing that and nobody gives a poo poo.

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:25

stuffed crust punk: Oct 8, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

a.lo posted:

i never noticed how truly 1996 the mario 64 thwomp's face is

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:25

ross perot in hell: Jul 9, 2019; by VideoGames

Nichael posted:

https://twitter.com/kevinroose/status/1148728108389994501

this is the most new york tweet i've ever seen, baby

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:26

Samurai Sanders: Nov 4, 2003; Pillbug

I just want to know what these radical left businesses are. Or even what he thinks they are.

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:26

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Well, I'd like to see ol Donny Trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam!
*Trump aims the stream of piss right into his open mouth*
Ah! Well. Nevertheless,

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:27

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Samurai Sanders posted:

I just want to know what these radical left businesses are. Or even what he thinks they are.

Jamba Juice is on the list for sure.

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:28

Basebf555: Feb 29, 2008; The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!; Fun Shoe

Samurai Sanders posted:

I just want to know what these radical left businesses are. Or even what he thinks they are.

Nike and Starbucks come to mind right away.

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:28

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

One Million Moms has boycotted everything. Unfortunately they only have 10,000 members.

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:29

Wolfsheim: Dec 23, 2003; "Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

Dewgy posted:

people burned their nfl jerseys and went and bought new ones afterwards, does that count

I thought the NFL had been in decline for awhile but more because cable in general is in decline not because they were kneeling to spite our hero cops

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:29

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

ask WalMart how scared they are that chuds would ever boycott them, but put in earplugs first to protect against the roaring laughter

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:29

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

They're an aspirational hate group. Like junior varsity cheerleaders want to make the big league.

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:30

Relevant Tangent: Nov 18, 2016; Tangentially Relevant

petit choux posted:

Yeah gently caress you too. I'm not going to live to see it.

I hope yoo have longer than you think.

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:31

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/ScottWamplerBMD/status/1148779635544662021

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GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

Mariana Horchata posted:

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Bulgakov: Mar 8, 2009; рукописи не горят

DryGoods posted:

if you don't know how to use a carpet extractor for crime, i don't think you're ready for this heist

besides being an expert safe cracker I can get wine stains out of anything

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:33

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Ages posted:

https://twitter.com/ScottWamplerBMD/status/1148779635544662021

https://i.imgur.com/qnyeLtm.gifv

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:33

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

GrimGypsy posted:

i knew it!

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:33

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Plinkey posted:

i knew it!

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:35

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

epstein used that fancy carpet cleaner to suck up the liquefied bodies. cspam needs to work on their crime stats

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:35

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Samurai Sanders posted:

I just want to know what these radical left businesses are. Or even what he thinks they are.

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:35

Finicums Wake: Mar 13, 2017; Can't post for 8 years!

William Bear posted:

I missed this earlier.

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1148641837902684160?s=19

The DOJ lawyer bowed his head in thought.

"Maybe... The Piss Tape... is real after all..."

piss tape is so real lol

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:35

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

DryGoods posted:

epstein used that fancy carpet cleaner to suck up the liquefied bodies. cspam needs to work on their crime stats

should've just used a hot tub like Bannon did

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:35

mad.radhu: Jan 8, 2006; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/Nicole_Cliffe/status/1148760742499250176

this kind of poo poo drives me nuts. haven't these people been alive in the last three years? this person is theoretically a reporter, they should know exactly how this plays out. It's too big of a case, it involves too many powerful people. It all gets buried, nobody goes to jail, we never find anything out, it fades out of the headlines, and it becomes a "haha whatever happened with that anyway? Oh the reporter who broke it was killed? poo poo" story like the loving panama papers.

jesus christ.

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:36

Wolfsheim: Dec 23, 2003; "Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

skaboomizzy posted:

ask WalMart how scared they are that chuds would ever boycott them, but put in earplugs first to protect against the roaring laughter

That was the bright spot of the Obama years, freep angrily declaring they would never set foot in a Walmart once every few weeks and inevitably forgetting the other dozen Walmart boycotts they were already supposed to be doing

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:36

mad.radhu: Jan 8, 2006; Fun Shoe

mad.radhu posted:

https://twitter.com/Nicole_Cliffe/status/1148760742499250176

this kind of poo poo drives me nuts. haven't these people been alive in the last three years? this person is theoretically a reporter, they should know exactly how this plays out. It's too big of a case, it involves too many powerful people. It all gets buried, nobody goes to jail, we never find anything out, it fades out of the headlines, and it becomes a "haha whatever happened with that anyway? Oh the reporter who broke it was killed? poo poo" story like the loving panama papers.

jesus christ.

that'll be $7.34 at the next window

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:37

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Rip Torn. if i had the ingredients on hand for a salty dog, i'd drink one because they, like you, were good

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:37

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

mad.radhu posted:

https://twitter.com/Nicole_Cliffe/status/1148760742499250176

this kind of poo poo drives me nuts. haven't these people been alive in the last three years? this person is theoretically a reporter, they should know exactly how this plays out. It's too big of a case, it involves too many powerful people. It all gets buried, nobody goes to jail, we never find anything out, it fades out of the headlines, and it becomes a "haha whatever happened with that anyway? Oh the reporter who broke it was killed? poo poo" story like the loving panama papers.

jesus christ.

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# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:38

Mouth Ze Dong: Jan 2, 2005; Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

The only way to get shitcum out of your tile is to destroy it

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:38

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

William Bear posted:

I missed this earlier.

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1148641837902684160?s=19

The DOJ lawyer bowed his head in thought.

"Maybe... The Piss Tape... is real after all..."