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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


TODAY is day 923 of the 45th President of the United States of America, Donald John Trump's Administration
:siren: THERE HAVE BEEN 14088+7177+7690+3728+7086+2970+946+2618+3227+2966+3087+2069+992+3634+3440+3003+3306+3217+3220+3362+2968+3437+2999+3731+2790+2770+2603+2576+2353+2668= 110,721 PAGES OF TRUMP THREAD AS OF THIS THREAD:siren:

This is an average of 63.90 pages of President Donald John Trump a day.



July 2019. 49 months since the Escalator.

Donald Trump ended June by meeting with a dictator who is running death camps, and is practically untouchable by forces foreign or domestic. What farcical shenanigans will he get up to next? Whatever happens, it'll probably involve a lot of piss.

Commentaria in Apocalypsin:

Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume I -- Dawn of the Escalator
Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume II -- The End of All Things
Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume III -- A Guide for Post-Apocalyptic Living
Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume IV -- The Edge of the AbyssThat's Very Strange, This Entire Thread Is Blank!
Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume V -- Wet Hot American Summer (of Piss)
TRMUP!: Pardoning Dog Murderers to Counter Program Hurricanes
TRMUP!: "Greatest Mass Shooting in American History! Record breaking!"
TRMUP!: October 2017: LFG for Mana Fort Raid
TRMUP!: November 2017: A Healthy Debate on Child loving
TRMUP!: December 2017: I didn't want that safety net anyway.
TRMUP!: January 2018: A Very Stable Genius Shuts Down America
TRMUP!: February 2018 Part 1: A Brief Respite of Murder the ghost of aatrek haunts this thread
TRMUP!: February 2018 Part 2: A Hopeless Situation
TRMUP!: March 2018: Mustache Questions for War Criminals
TRMUP!: April 2018: It's a Little Tough to Watch
TRMUP!: May 2018: "meltdown" "may"
TRMUP!: June 2018: The Un-decnuclearizeable Kimmy Un & Trumpcentration Camps
TRMUP!: July 2018: GET ME A COKE, PLEASE
TRMUP!: August 2018: Gone McBrain
TRMUP!: September 2018: Kav Maga
TRMUP!: October 2018: Mohammed Bone Sawman
TUBP!: November 2018: very legal & very cool
TRMUP!: December 2018: Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at seven it's marginal, right?
TRMUP!: January 2019: Real Piss Tape is Very Real
TRMUP!: February 2019: Cohen' insane
TURDL!: March 2019: No Collusion, No Obstruction, Complete and Total EXONERATION.
TUMPF!: April 2019: Okay, Maybe a Little Obstruction
TOGNC!!: May 2019: I'm a tariff-man baby, so why don't you re-elect me?
TUNGL!!: June 2019: BORING! ... Hello(?)!





Nichael has issued a correction as of 18:01 on Aug 1, 2019

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


🎵 I can't sleep when I think about my brain that's *cracking within
I can't sleep when I think about the ping* we voted into
Incels dressed up for no hornying
With no MAGA wall what the hell you gonna do

It's a new thread, there's a *crack in my head
It's a fresh ping*, from the right wing
In 2020, I'll surely be dead
So don't look ahead, ever look ahead
It's a new thread, there's a *crack in my head
It's a fresh ping*, from the right wing
And Trump tweets his plight in the thread tonight
So we'll all drown in the piss abound
🎵
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olzw8qi6Ptw

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ2X9SANsME&hd=1

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Trmykghkp

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



:yeshaha:

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Hell,o

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



hi welcome to tr muyi[p

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
In awe of this heckin' good doggo.
Quoted for new thread.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Hail Satan

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
troll

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdyI1VfXf1I&hd=1

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Ooh, hell is a place on earth

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB-DSoeFuyY&hd=1

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7BHprdY-Pc&hd=1

StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.
Yrrtmp

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




punchymcpunch posted:

Ken Bone, Pisstape, redpills, Sally Yates
Iron Curtain, death is certain, Mar-a-Lago
¡Jeb Bush!, Bernie Sanders, Orbit gum, nothing matters
Bill Mitchell, Mitch McConnell, window sickos
Feminazis, Kylo Ren, Rare Pepe, M Bison
Chvrches, Depeche Mode, synthwave analogue
Justin Trudeaux, peckerwood, Donald Jr photoshoot
Ed Balls, Trump click! calls, burning house with melting dog

Trump trump trump trump trump 
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP 
Trump trump trump trump trump
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

Piss boy, Manafort, Spicer's wearing gum jorts
Red Hat avalanche, Alabama chili ranch
MAGA, emails, Power Rangers fighting snails
Obamacare repeal lol, Jared Kushner cuckold
Elon Musk, James Deen, Boston's got a winning team
Mr Robot, Ned Stark, Joseph Joestar, Marky Mark
Richard Spencer, moustache, Stephen Miller, bash the fash
Pigman theft, planet's effed, so much for the tolerant left

chorus

Ukraine, Z'ha'dum, milk drinkers, gorilla cum 
Pewdiepie, Cloud Strife, Scotch Tape on his ties
MAGACHUDs, Solid Snake, Trump Doctor sex cake
White House Russian plant, Alex Jones goblin rant
Lol assassin, KFC, McDonalds, hypernormalize me
Brexit, taco bowl, ghost bed, WoW gold
Nazifur, free trade, (((globalism))), Yemen raid
Alt right, left click, Weiner texts pics of his dick

chorus

Facebook, Flynn's gone rogue, Youtube, Teen Vogue 
Fox News, Fake News, nihilistic nite crew
Daisy Ridley, Star Wars, drugs as cheap as candy bars
Couch feet Kellyanne, sabre rattling, tiny hands
Russian dressing, s i m p s o n s w a v e, Obama through the microwave
Shook Nate, election day, what else do I have to say?

chorus

Sanctions, Winona Ryder, WaPo article on spiders
James Comey, Master Shake, anime, Deep State
Shia Labeouf 4chan flag theft livecam
Steve Bannon nevernude accelerated decrepitude
Ben Garrison antifa man, get a brain morans!
Shut down Meals on Wheels, ghostwrite Art of Deals
Stormfront, Breitbart, Piss Christ modern art
Fuckboi press corps, I can't take it anymore!

extended chorus

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



holy poo poo this is great

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
what's going on here?

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


DryGoods posted:

what's going on here?

Discussion of our 45th President, Lincoln Chafee

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
hello cpama so happy to talk t you about about the potlicis


StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.
I cant stop losing my vape pen chargers where the gently caress do they keep going?

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


UFOTacoMan posted:

hello cpama so happy to talk t you about about the potlicis




you're doing a great job discussing politics!

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Nichael posted:

Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Ooh, hell is a place on earth
Ooo Hell is just this gay-rear end earth, imho

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Tubgoat posted:

Ooo Hell is just this gay-rear end earth, imho

that's better yeah

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
Posting trump in all the trump threads

TRUMO!

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

:same:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene


does this sign say yanny or laurel

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


mormonpartyboat posted:



does this sign say yanny or laurel

:yooge: it says covfefe

media: ahahah he's in on the joke! :kimchi:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



i love that when i went to save this, i already had several "schorkles 911" files

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
making the third trump thread in a row? instead of just gassing them all?

how could nichael do this to me

StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

Holy poo poo lol

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

uh

wow

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