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I'm pretty sure the two classifications are Chad and Virgin now. It's way more scientific
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yeah I eat rear end posted:people who think domesticated dogs behave in the "alpha/beta" way wolves do. They aren't wolves. Shove cesar milan up your rear end. Cesar Milan is the Penn Jillette of the dog world. I've met several people who listened to that guy and they all treated their dog in this loving weird way where they have to make sure the dog doesn't do anything untoward at all by radiating "calm energy" which apparently means staring the dog down nervously. Like, who gives a poo poo if your dog is a bit spoiled or jumps or barks sometimes or wants to lick your face. It's a loving dog, that's what they like to do so let them live a little. I hate people who treat animals in this utilitarian way where they're just there so the owner can let out their neuroses onto their pet.
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Jul 8, 2019 06:59
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Shibawanko posted:Like, who gives a poo poo if your dog is a bit spoiled or jumps or barks sometimes or wants to lick your face. My pet peeve: when people have dogs that jump on me, bark a lot, and try to lick me. Just because it doesn't bother you doesn't mean it's unreasonable to be bothered by it. edit: Bark "a lot" here means like, whenever there's some noise outside the front door, or whenever a person in the house gets excited about something and moves suddenly. LargeHadron has a new favorite as of 18:56 on Jul 8, 2019 |
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Jul 8, 2019 18:53
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Probably a repeat (the irony here is thick), but when people repeat a part of the conversation that they don't need to. Making up an example, Person: "Oh yeah that thing happoined." Me: "Wait did you say... happoined? Or did my ears just fail me." Person: "Nope, I said happened." Me: "Yeah I was going to say, that's a little weird. Oh well." Person: "... nope I didn't say it." I know!. I don't need a second confirmation that my ears heard you wrong, or whatever thing we discussed, and it's like a knife in my brain every time someone does it.
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Jul 8, 2019 20:12
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My pet peeve is when your co-worker is gunning so hard for a promotion that they get dumb-brains and start acting like an rear end and alienating themselves. I have a co-worker who has the same computer-toucher job title and seniority as me but curates a different computer-toucher system from me. Today someone from another department came to find me to request a change in my system while I was in a meeting, so she intercepted them and took the request for me. Totally great thing to do, exactly what I'd hope for with a good co worker. What drives me nuts is that she held the request notes hostage while she walked me through how to make the change to MY system (which was both condescending and incorrect), assigned me a wrike task that she already had spooled up, tagged our boss in it, and went to his cube to awkwardly shoehorn in the fact that she was "mentoring me". She also randomly gathers us fellow low rung workers to give us hour plus long tutorials on new workflow procedure that she justifies by implementing completely stupid and inefficient changes to the workflow. This lady was completely fine to work with 2 months ago, but lately she's decided that out of our team of four bottom dwellers she's got to assert herself as the obvious choice to replace our supervisor (who has no plans to retire or move up). Ironically she now spends so much time "mentoring" people that her system is falling apart, everyone's pissed at her, and we deliberately exclude her from larger scope planning meetings.
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Jul 9, 2019 03:33
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When my cat catches a mouse and brings it in without killing it yet so she can play with it, then inevitably drops it and it runs some fuckoff place in the house. Great.
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Jul 9, 2019 06:20
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A supervisor of mine low key does this. Mentions to me that she "improved" my workflow although I was just as good at that specific thing as after she "mentored" me.
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Jul 9, 2019 22:15
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If you're afraid to drive fast, stay off the goddamned highway.
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Jul 10, 2019 13:43
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On the other hand, if you can only drive fast, stay out of goddamned parking structures.
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Jul 10, 2019 14:20
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Hirayuki posted:On the other hand, if you can only drive fast, stay out of goddamned parking structures. I live on a regular residential street that’s 1 block down from a main thoroughfare. People use my street as a cut through to avoid the traffic lights, which is fine. But some folks drive 35-45mph down the street and that loving sucks. A neighbor’s cat got hit by a car last week, kids were almost hit, and my dog was nearly hit by a delivery truck (we were walking and the dog was on his leash so I was able to pull him back on to the sidewalk). I loving hate when people speed down this street.
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Jul 10, 2019 16:20
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Petition the city for a speed bump
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Jul 11, 2019 00:28
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Seems like the neighborhood pets that should be inside are already serving that function.
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Jul 11, 2019 00:36
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The bastards that decided all household appliances need to now loving beep incessantly when they finish whatever they were doing. Yes, washing machine. The cycle finished. This is not some kind of emergency and you may shut the gently caress up. Oh wow you just keep going huh.
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Jul 11, 2019 00:44
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Buy Japanese appliances. They play music when they're done. 
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Jul 11, 2019 02:47
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Samsung appliances sing the cutest songs
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Jul 11, 2019 02:56
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is it true that there are some appliances that are so quiet, they shine a laser on the floor when they're done, because you can't tell when they're on in the first place? i've never had anything but slumlord specials
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Jul 11, 2019 02:58
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Riatsala posted:Samsung appliances sing the cutest songs That’s where the name comes from
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Jul 11, 2019 03:07
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more like oldtuneless
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Jul 11, 2019 03:08
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Riatsala posted:Samsung appliances sing the cutest songs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTQWyvQLw5s
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Jul 11, 2019 08:16
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Mackers posted:The bastards that decided all household appliances need to now loving beep incessantly when they finish whatever they were doing. I moved into my new place last week* and the oven doesn't make any noise when it's done pre-heating. I wait and wait for the "ding" that I'm used to, and then realize that it's been at optimal temperature for a while. *I just got internet installed today, I missed all of my goon friends! I have so many threads to catch up on.
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Jul 11, 2019 08:39
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drat, that's way too long. I prefer my LG's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clHpyRzb1PI Although every time I hear the (much much shorter) Samsung TV power-on chime in the wild, I say "That's my TV!" 
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Jul 11, 2019 14:51
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"She passed away" is such a dumb phrase. Does that really make people feel better about death to phrase it like that? Just say she loving died.
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Jul 11, 2019 17:12
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Shibawanko posted:"She passed away" is such a dumb phrase. Does that really make people feel better about death to phrase it like that? Just say she loving died. Also 'lost his/her battle with' x disease, not only are they dead, but they're a LOSER
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Jul 11, 2019 18:26
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Looks like cancer doled out another rear end whoopin
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Jul 11, 2019 19:35
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I want to punch anyone who says "It's 2019 we should not/should have X" I'm pretty sure this crap has been around forever "It's 1345 - we should not have to worry about plagues anymore"
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Jul 11, 2019 20:05
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If I were to get cancer I would simply throw sand in its eyes and then stab it in the gut with a sharpened toothbrush while it's blinded.
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Jul 11, 2019 20:35
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Shibawanko posted:"She passed away" is such a dumb phrase. Does that really make people feel better about death to phrase it like that? Just say she loving died. “Hey is my mother okay?” “No she fuckin died! Get over it! Stop crying you baby who gives a poo poo!”
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Jul 11, 2019 23:00
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Sorry son, your mother and I are consciously uncoupling.
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Jul 11, 2019 23:04
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Lmao
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Jul 11, 2019 23:08
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Fast food/takeout places that give you ONE loving NAPKIN with your order.
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Jul 12, 2019 12:29
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Shibawanko posted:"She passed away" is such a dumb phrase. Does that really make people feel better about death to phrase it like that? Just say she loving died. I really hate that. "Passed away". I can't stand that phrase. She died of a heart attack at 32 from doing to much coke. That's how you describe a death. We're all going to die. I hope that no one ever says that I "Passed away." I'd rather that they say how I died and why.
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Jul 12, 2019 14:47
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mostlygray posted:I really hate that. "Passed away". I can't stand that phrase. She died of a heart attack at 32 from doing to much coke. That's how you describe a death. The doctors say it was the last dick that killed mostlygray. The others didn't help, but it was that final bit that really sealed the deal.
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Jul 12, 2019 14:57
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mostlygray posted:I really hate that. "Passed away". I can't stand that phrase. She died of a heart attack at 32 from doing to much coke. That's how you describe a death. Yeah, exactly. Something about the phony "softness" of the phrase is more offensive than just simply saying that someone died. I'm guessing it was something invented fairly recently. If you have to be formal about it you can just say "deceased" or something. Don't say paaaaatthhhed awaaaaaaay
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Jul 12, 2019 15:29
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Eh, the best I'll get is the coroner's report saying that I died from an escaped skeleton.
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Jul 12, 2019 15:32
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Shibawanko posted:Yeah, exactly. Something about the phony "softness" of the phrase is more offensive than just simply saying that someone died. I'm guessing it was something invented fairly recently. Not very recently, it's been around forever.
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Jul 12, 2019 16:05
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Iron Crowned posted:Eh, the best I'll get is the coroner's report saying that I died from an escaped skeleton. Escaped from a lich's horde? Or your skeleton finally escaping its sentient flesh-prison? ...Both?
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Jul 12, 2019 16:22
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When companies make a big show about sending the higher-ups in to ask for feedback, but it is never followed up on and it almost feels like you are punished if you say anything could be improved. It seems better to just say everything is great, can I get back to work please?
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Jul 12, 2019 23:12
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People who use "said" to refer to something mentioned earlier
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Killingyouguy! posted:Also 'lost his/her battle with' x disease, not only are they dead, but they're a LOSER https://local.theonion.com/man-dies-after-secret-4-year-battle-with-gorilla-1819571099
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Porn in general is awful but "creampie" is the most disgusting word in the English language and its use should net you prison time
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