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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:goddamn it kraven's not actually going to engage in roller disco, is he? Maybe there will be a Team-Up with Dazzler!
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:goddamn it kraven's not actually going to engage in roller disco, is he? He goddamn well better.
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Twelve by Pies posted:I saw the new Spider-Man movie the other day and I couldn't help but think of this thread, the two things that most reminded me of NSM were grabbing a festival mask and wearing it as a disguise because his costume was in his hotel room, and him repeatedly smacking his head on the bell when he was trying to hold up the tower. The new SM movies definitely have some Newspaper in their lineage. Homecoming had some good bits too like where he tried to swing through the suburbs. I think that was actually from the comics but it's the right kind of *sad trombone* for the last panel of a strip.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:goddamn it kraven's not actually going to engage in roller disco, is he? "Well, now that I'm here..."
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Jul 10, 2019 06:29
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Bruceski posted:The new SM movies definitely have some Newspaper in their lineage. Homecoming had some good bits too like where he tried to swing through the suburbs. I think that was actually from the comics but it's the right kind of *sad trombone* for the last panel of a strip. The scene near the start of the film where he is going around the neighborhood trying to fight crime and just pissing off dudes trying to get to work is the best. I also love him trying to be intimidating when interrogating Donald Glover who just notes,"Man, you're REALLY bad at this...."
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Jul 10, 2019 11:23
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Shaddak posted:It'll be a Mission Impossible 2 kind of situation. They'll pull off the Spider-man mask to reveal Peter-mans face, but then he'll pull that off to reveal another face, and this will continue for another few strips. Only to end with a Triple J mask. Didn't this almost literally happen in a Batmam comic?
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Jul 10, 2019 13:35
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He's wearing a Jonah mask under his mask.
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Jul 10, 2019 14:05
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Jul 10, 2019 16:53
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Johnny Walker posted:
"Please, call me Quentin." is such a newspaper spider-man line.
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Jul 10, 2019 17:03
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q18Wz73yUPo&t=8s
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Jul 10, 2019 17:06
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The 'current' storyline just got a lot funnier considering the events of today's ASM issue.
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Kingpin's BO is enough to take down three men!
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Jul 10, 2019 19:21
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I'm the boss of this gym
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again, he only went past pained indifference to carole once she decided to act like mj. young nsm is such a shithead.
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Jul 10, 2019 23:52
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Other ways to escape from someone following your scent from in a tunnel: A cab A bus Cross the street Go inside Stay still away from a manhole A breeze, maybe? How's Kraven sniffing him from the sewers anyway? If Kraven can follow Peter by scent, shouldn't he notice he smells like Spidey? This whole scheme doesnt make a lot of sense
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Johnny Walker posted:I picture something like this. My googling is weak right now but there's an episode of V (the old one not the remake) where they replace the president with a computer simulation. It looks as bad as you'd expect from 80s CG and they all act like it's a flawless deception.
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Peter, ffs, he was trailing you to get to Spidey, that means you just needed to go home and eat some pizza for him to decide to leave you alone. Anyway, the first strip is quite up there in peak spider-manning
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Jul 11, 2019 00:07
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Bruceski posted:My googling is weak right now but there's an episode of V (the old one not the remake) where they replace the president with a computer simulation. It looks as bad as you'd expect from 80s CG and they all act like it's a flawless deception. ...why wouldn't they just have the actor pretend to be a simulation? Or were they using the actual real-life President?
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Jul 11, 2019 00:16
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Verisimilitude is very important in a science fiction tv show.
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Jul 11, 2019 00:18
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Why litter when he just ended up high on a wall anyway using his powers?
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Jul 11, 2019 00:26
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I like the implication that Peter can be tracked because he smells stronger (and therefore, probably worse) than a sewer
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Humongous Pear posted:I like the implication that Peter can be tracked because he smells stronger (and therefore, probably worse) than a sewer He smells exactly the same as a can full of garbage
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Jul 11, 2019 08:54
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Qwertycoatl posted:He smells exactly the same as a can full of garbage I will not tolerate you insulting Peter’s son!
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Jul 11, 2019 09:22
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Jul 11, 2019 17:39
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Reasons: Actually, Mysterio is that weak Spidey shoved the hover platform under his shirt when no one was looking Spider-healing Spidey is using Spider pain-resistance to keep from screaming like a girl
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Jul 11, 2019 17:51
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Never really broke his ribs and they faked it to smoke out the saboteur. (Because they suspected that someone would try to say I, Peter Parker am Spider-Man. For some reason)
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Jul 11, 2019 17:58
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Binary Badger posted:Reasons: Peter Parker isn't Spider-Man.
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Jul 11, 2019 18:00
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That's actually a statue of Spider-man and Peter is voice projecting through the skype call.
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Jul 11, 2019 18:16
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That Spider-Man is actually one of Mysterio's illusions.
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Jul 11, 2019 18:32
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Mysterio thinks he's stronger than he is because Larry and Curly were such good actors.
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Jul 11, 2019 18:50
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Binary Badger posted:Reasons: Or, it takes 30 minutes for the pain signal to reach Spidey's brain.
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Jul 11, 2019 20:58
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Jul 11, 2019 23:07
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Hard to believe he didn't make an "in hot water" joke.
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Jul 11, 2019 23:29
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It's supposed to be rain that comes along to wash him out!
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Jul 11, 2019 23:39
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Peter Parker has ribs, but as an arachnid Spider-Man does not.
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