UK Cunt Thread: bread and coffee wankers

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Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

MikeCrotch posted:

Yeah, we also mixed it with a Scottish energy drink called Nae Danger. drinking it was like having an anxiety attack

lol we mixed it with cider and made a surprisingly nice drink

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Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

i drew and bought :regd08:

and remember the thread that led to :smith:

# ? Jul 11, 2019 13:21

Dr. Cool Aids: Jul 6, 2009

My partner (Scottish) decided I need to try it as a rite of passage. This hotel is posh as balls and we've got my lovely Buckie in the mini fridge

# ? Jul 11, 2019 13:22

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

just remember it has more caffeine per ml than red bull

# ? Jul 11, 2019 13:29

Cyril Sneeer: Apr 4, 2019; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

AN AVID Les Dennis fan is distraught after his idol refused to let him name his pub the Les Dennis Lounge

distraught les dennis' fan posted:

Les Dennis let me down.

�Don�t get me wrong Les, I think you�re all right.

�I have followed you for years, your highs and lows, I feel like I was there with you, I feel like I understood you. But now Les, now I understand nothing.

�All I wanted was to open a lovely little bar in Brighton for all little Les Dennises in the world to play, but you had to ruin it, didn�t you, Les?

�When we called you up full of hope, can we open the Les Dennis Lounge, your name in lights Les, you seemed so into it.

�But then we got the call the next day � �my agent wouldn�t like it�. Be your own man Les. A whole pub in your honour, Les, but you turned it down, Les, you turned it down.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 14:35

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

i'm party-pooping goons good deeds in the ukmt again

# ? Jul 11, 2019 17:00

NotJustANumber99: Feb 15, 2012; somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Cricket

# ? Jul 11, 2019 17:18

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

who wants dog updates over the weekend?

# ? Jul 11, 2019 17:35

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

Jose posted:

djf give me a link to a previous av and i'll queue it up

ta in advance, op

# ? Jul 11, 2019 17:35

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Ratjaculation posted:

who wants dog updates over the weekend?

hell fuckin yeah

# ? Jul 11, 2019 17:51

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

Ratjaculation posted:

who wants dog updates over the weekend?

yes

# ? Jul 11, 2019 17:51

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

i just finished season 3 of new cokes stranger things, sponsored by new coke

new coke

# ? Jul 11, 2019 17:52

Furia: Jul 26, 2015; Grimey Drawer

I arched cricket today

I barely understood it but they seemed to have fun so good for them

# ? Jul 11, 2019 20:25

Solefald: Jun 9, 2010; sleepy~capy

Ratjaculation posted:

who wants dog updates over the weekend?

Duh

Also guys is Twitter down????

# ? Jul 11, 2019 20:32

Deformed Church: May 12, 2012; 5'5", IQ 81

Twitter is hosed yeah.

I'd challenge the poshness of a hotel that's pushing Bucky.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 20:33

Quote-Unquote: Oct 22, 2002

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# ? Jul 11, 2019 20:37

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

Solefald posted:

Duh

Also guys is Twitter down????

sadly, no, it yet lives

# ? Jul 11, 2019 20:48

Dr. Cool Aids: Jul 6, 2009

Deformed Church posted:

Twitter is hosed yeah.

I'd challenge the poshness of a hotel that's pushing Bucky.

It isn't. I bought Bucky yesterday and stuffed it in their fridge.

All done now though. Having a grand time. The wedding has a ceilidh!

# ? Jul 11, 2019 22:28

Solefald: Jun 9, 2010; sleepy~capy

Sudden Javelin posted:

It isn't. I bought Bucky yesterday and stuffed it in their fridge.

All done now though. Having a grand time. The wedding has a ceilidh!

Ch....c...chilled Bucky???????

# ? Jul 11, 2019 23:31

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

I think soya milk have given me the shits AMA

# ? Jul 11, 2019 23:45

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Solefald posted:

Ch....c...chilled Bucky???????

Most people chill soft drinks.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 23:48

NotJustANumber99: Feb 15, 2012; somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

i dont recognise this room ive woken up in

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Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Your parents finally kicked you out of their room?

# ? Jul 12, 2019 10:52

NotJustANumber99: Feb 15, 2012; somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

lol no im always welcome back there.

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Dr. Cool Aids: Jul 6, 2009

what if they're shagging

# ? Jul 12, 2019 11:48

NotJustANumber99: Feb 15, 2012; somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

what if they are?

# ? Jul 12, 2019 12:01

Dr. Cool Aids: Jul 6, 2009

Would you still be welcome back. Just finding out how "always" the welcome is

# ? Jul 12, 2019 12:02

NotJustANumber99: Feb 15, 2012; somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

i'd politely wait outside in the turret

# ? Jul 12, 2019 12:07

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

I think I'm gonna make some ice cream tonight, what flavour should I do

# ? Jul 12, 2019 13:16

NotJustANumber99: Feb 15, 2012; somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

mint choc chip

# ? Jul 12, 2019 13:23

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Perks of growing up with a single parent; no parental shagging

# ? Jul 12, 2019 13:36

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Bucky is the most expensive wine I buy

# ? Jul 12, 2019 14:31

oh no computer: May 27, 2003

They don't sell Buckfast round these parts but they do sell Sanatogen which looks similar?

# ? Jul 12, 2019 14:52

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

i've worked at buckfast a few times, AMA

# ? Jul 12, 2019 15:21

NotJustANumber99: Feb 15, 2012; somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

ive been in this unknown bed all day hungover and now im going pub.

# ? Jul 12, 2019 17:05

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

�Bread for mischief� Ratty, 2019

# ? Jul 12, 2019 17:19

NotJustANumber99: Feb 15, 2012; somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

wheres the actual bread?

# ? Jul 12, 2019 17:23

Furia: Jul 26, 2015; Grimey Drawer

Drinking this thing called fireball

It�s alright. Tastes like Altoids

# ? Jul 12, 2019 18:13

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

dont keep the water next to the food bowl ratty

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Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

the boy has been very good at the park the last few days. saying hello to other boyes without jumping at them or being overenthusiastic

i still would not trust him off leash but he is starting to learn how to be polite

# ? Jul 12, 2019 18:26

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