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Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Ice fetish?

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Sometimes I find porn where two people are making slow but passionate love to one another, gazing into one another's eyes and sharing deep kisses.



It makes me fuckin SICK!!!

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

There's a Japanese genre where women are so insatiably horny that they start humping nearby random stuff like stair rails, couch arm rests, the side of a door, etc.

Part-Time Maenad posted:

There's a doujin out there about a girl who cums diamonds and other precious gems.

It's pretty basic beyond that (except for some kinda-gross prolapse stuff) but I remember it ends with a panel detailing how she came so much diamonds were now practically worthless and her country's economy was ruined. So I guess whatever the hell that fetish is.
lol that is amazing.

duck trucker
Oct 14, 2017

YOSPOS

Telebite posted:

MATCH LIGHTING FETISH

Don't doxx me

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
For real though, I commend the OP on getting goons to out their weird fetishes

cynic
Jan 19, 2004



My sister once told me about a friend of hers who could only get off with her head stuck in a washing machine, with a underpants gag in her mouth. Weirdly specific fetishes are a thing I guess. That woman's marriage broke up because it turns out her husband could only get off if the person he was loving was a dude.

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.

cynic posted:

My sister once told me about a friend of hers who could only get off with her head stuck in a washing machine, with a underpants gag in her mouth. Weirdly specific fetishes are a thing I guess. That woman's marriage broke up because it turns out her husband could only get off if the person he was loving was a dude.

don't worry folks he actually meant his step-sister

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
Monogamous couple has missionary style sex for the sole purpose of procreation.

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

Sexual Aluminum posted:

Being wrapped entirely in cling film. Preferably famous singers from yesteryear.



*makes 'it's like reading your posts' joke*

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Who What Now posted:

For real though, I commend the OP on getting goons to out their weird fetishes

I am not so duplicitous in my posting as that. I genuinely am curious and amused about the many flavors of things people find erotic. I laugh whenever I see giantess porn mixed in with more bog-standard videos I'm browsing, I extend the benefit of the doubt to my fellow goons and assume, lest they say otherwise, they are also only aware of the porn sub-genres they post, but not active purveyors of said sub-genres.

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

vandalism posted:

Monogamous couple has missionary style sex for the sole purpose of procreation.

Literally Mike Pence’s fetish

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Torquemada posted:

Literally Mike Pence’s fetish

Woah Nelly have I got some bad news for you on that front, buckeroo

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.

Who What Now posted:

For real though, I commend the OP on getting goons to out their weird fetishes

you aint seen nothin yet

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

The grossest thing I’ve seen here is that Vaping is a category

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Kindly INTERRACIAL COUPLE work HUGE ROPES into THICK sweater ALL NIGHT for NOT-GRANDDAUGHTER

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Ad by Khad posted:

you aint seen nothin yet

As long as nobody outs themselves as a foot fetishist. The only unacceptable fetish.

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man

Part-Time Maenad posted:

There's a doujin out there about a girl who cums diamonds and other precious gems.

It's pretty basic beyond that (except for some kinda-gross prolapse stuff) but I remember it ends with a panel detailing how she came so much diamonds were now practically worthless and her country's economy was ruined. So I guess whatever the hell that fetish is.

there's a cool doujin where some guy gets his cock ripped off by some horny girls in the process of some friendly CBT. it turns out the dude's dick is actually detachable and so they keep his dick and gently caress it and taunt him about having no dick. but in the end his dick is so good they fall in love with him and he turns into a huge black man. the end

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
you're gonna have to be more specific, detachable dicks is an entire genre of doujins

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
Tentacle rape porn is old hat by now, but there is a new sub-sub genre known as "consentacles", which while still being weird, is at least not rapey? :shrug:

guestimate
Nov 10, 2011

I did honestly think I was *wild* until the internet came along.
Oops
:downsgun:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Everyone thinks they're kinky until they meet someone kinky.

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man

Ad by Khad posted:

you're gonna have to be more specific, detachable dicks is an entire genre of doujins

it was a magical detachable dick! :gizz:

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Are watching people play non sexual video games a fetish? I keep seeing them popup on the porno sites.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You don't even have to BE kinky, just...exposure to the internet sorta destroys any sense of sexual normalcy you might have.
The best is if you get a new partner that hasn't been exposed to any of this stuff and early on they're like "so...I'm kinda..kinky" when you're talking about sex early on in the relationship or whatever and you're thinking "oh christ they want to cosplay as Roger Rabbit and poo poo on a tarp, now what" or something and no they just want to wear sexy lingerie or something else very normal and you're like "ok I probably shouldn't have jumped there" just because you no longer have any depths of depravity left to plumb

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010

Twerk it good!
All of the above. JESUS all of the above

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010

Twerk it good!
Killing me won't bring back your drat apples

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
Financial domination will always be funny to me so long as I stay poor

Pawg From Produce
Feb 11, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
Hold on, buying plat.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
My favorite porn sub genre? Foot fetish masterpiece Das Boot.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
My favorite porn sub genre? The oval office for Red October.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
My favorite porn sub genres? Run Silent, Dick Deep.

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.

TurboFlamingChicken posted:

Financial domination will always be funny to me so long as I stay poor

smart poors use findom to stop being poor

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Big Beef City posted:

lol wristjobs

Like of all the weird fetishes you could develop in your life you get stuck with THAT one.

I mean at least you could probably actually get a wrist job, good luck finding someone to let you cock vore them.

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man

Big Beef City posted:

You don't even have to BE kinky, just...exposure to the internet sorta destroys any sense of sexual normalcy you might have.
The best is if you get a new partner that hasn't been exposed to any of this stuff and early on they're like "so...I'm kinda..kinky" when you're talking about sex early on in the relationship or whatever and you're thinking "oh christ they want to cosplay as Roger Rabbit and poo poo on a tarp, now what" or something and no they just want to wear sexy lingerie or something else very normal and you're like "ok I probably shouldn't have jumped there" just because you no longer have any depths of depravity left to plumb

there was a time I thought it was desirable to find other Extremely Online people who are well acquainted with the internet's sexual insanity because it counteracts our dumb cultural stigma about sex. but then I was with a girl who yelled at me mid-bone to fill her with cum until she inflated like a balloon and it was so bizarre and jarring that it killed the mood. I am no longer certain of my conclusion

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Jim Long-un posted:

there was a time I thought it was desirable to find other Extremely Online people who are well acquainted with the internet's sexual insanity because it counteracts our dumb cultural stigma about sex. but then I was with a girl who yelled at me mid-bone to fill her with cum until she inflated like a balloon and it was so bizarre and jarring that it killed the mood. I am no longer certain of my conclusion

coward, fool.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
Getting hosed doggy-style by Billy Corgan while dressed as a space shuttle.

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.

The Moon Monster posted:

I mean at least you could probably actually get a wrist job, good luck finding someone to let you cock vore them.

when it comes to slurping an entire person into your jewels and then dissolving them once inside so that they can be spooged back out, finding a willing partner is the least difficult part

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Telebite posted:



*makes 'it's like reading your posts' joke*

Turn on your monitor

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
What about that cannibal guy who found a guy that wanted to be eaten?

I mean, if they can find each other thanks to the internet then maybe their's hope for all of us.

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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
Man naked from the waist down at night wearing a hooded raincoat during a storm stares at the ocean [he is erect] there is a large crab

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