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gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I'm loving these reverse fail gifs. Here's a video of a man successfully attaching his boat trailer to his truck!

https://i.imgur.com/3eCGBP3.mp4

Well played.




e: drat snype


https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=0BLsYRfgHWI

e2: I suck at embedding

gbut has a new favorite as of 04:58 on Jul 16, 2019

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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/UeBHKph.mp4

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


I just noticed that she seems to be older at the end than at the beginning, which means this lasted at least 3 years.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Oh...so that's why they're called "ball pythons".

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

DiggityDoink posted:

The truck's suspension collapsing then running into the back of another car is better than you were expecting?

The cabin's pretty intact, so yeah better than expected.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

bell jar posted:

is this a tree lawyer

Tree law!

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

“AZN Pimp Master”

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

Jedit posted:

You can gently caress right off with that, boyo. Pigeons are rats with wings. They carry a bunch of diseases transmissible to humans and they stink worse than corpses while still alive.

They are cool and people who kick at animals are scum, including people who kick at rats.

And I'm sure kicking them will protect you from getting a disease from them.

Shibawanko has a new favorite as of 10:36 on Jul 16, 2019

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Charlottesville Nazi James Alex Fields got another 419 years on top of life, just to be sure.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Should have given him one thousand, four hundred and eighty-eight years, just to be safe.

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

gschmidl posted:

Charlottesville Nazi James Alex Fields got another 419 years on top of life, just to be sure.

Trump can't pardon Virginia's life+419 year sentence, unlike the previous life sentence on federal charges.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

MisterOblivious posted:

Trump can't pardon Virginia's life+419 year sentence, unlike the previous life sentence on federal charges.

This sentence is federal.

The state gave him a life sentence in December.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Why does America have absurdly long jail sentences?

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

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bitterandtwisted posted:

Why does America have absurdly long jail sentences?

Can't have your slavery workforce leave early

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Fishstick posted:

Can't have your slavery workforce leave early

I find few slaves retain their usefulness after the first hundred years

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

bitterandtwisted posted:

Why does America have absurdly long jail sentences?

Religious fundamentalist regime.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

bitterandtwisted posted:

Why does America have absurdly long jail sentences?

America does not believe that criminals can be rehabilitated.

In the case of Fields case, they’re not wrong.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Memento posted:

Should have given him one thousand, four hundred and eighty-eight years, just to be safe.

:yeah:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Memento posted:

Should have given him one thousand, four hundred and eighty-eight years, just to be safe.

613 years on the Hebrew calendar.

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Platystemon posted:

This sentence is federal.

Incorrect. The federal hate charges were settled in June when he accepted life in prison rather than face the death penalty.

quote:

The state gave him a life sentence in December.

This is the state sentence the jury recommended in December. Until the judge affirmed it on Monday, that was only a sentencing recommendation. The judge could have lowered the sentence, but chose not to.

thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014


The General posted:

My favourite part is how it wakes you up, then 10 minutes later it wakes you up again with the french version. But seriously, stop sending out amber alerts at 4am, or change it so your phone doesn't freak the gently caress out when it comes. I'll see it when I wake up, I am not going to find any missing children in my room at 4am.

Well, of course not, you may be a general but you ain't no mod.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



thepopmonster posted:

Well, of course not, you may be a general but you ain't no mod.

:drat:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

MisterOblivious posted:

Incorrect. The federal hate charges were settled in June when he accepted life in prison rather than face the death penalty.


This is the state sentence the jury recommended in December. Until the judge affirmed it on Monday, that was only a sentencing recommendation. The judge could have lowered the sentence, but chose not to.

In my defence, it’s what CBS published:

CBS posted:

Charlottesville, Virginia — An avowed white supremacist was sentenced to life plus 419 years on federal hate crime charges Monday for deliberately driving his car into anti-racism protesters during a white nationalist rally in Virginia.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

gschmidl posted:

Charlottesville Nazi James Alex Fields got another 419 years on top of life, just to be sure.

/slips the judge a twenty to round it up a year

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/ISsdnTS.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/WZc4Kuq.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/j1XlWDt.mp4

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

thepopmonster posted:

Well, of course not, you may be a general but you ain't no mod.

:captainpop:

NoneMoreNegative posted:

/slips the judge a twenty to round it up a year

:chanpop:

And now the schadenfreude is on you for getting the irrits that the eyes don't pop in sync

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Platystemon posted:

In my defence, it’s what CBS published:

That's a pretty good defense ya got there. Christ, I can't believe they still have that on their site even as the video playing above the text correctly calls them state charges. Even the paragraph that misinformation is in mentioned the federal hate crime charges have already been settled!

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/james-alex-fields-jr-charlottesville-car-attack-sentenced-life-plus-419-years-today-2019-07-15/

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE
Are you ok? It'll be ok.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

mds2 posted:

The type of tree makes a tremendous amount of difference too. An 8’ long 20” diameter walnut log weighs about 800 pounds. Same size white oak log weighs about 2200 pounds, according to my sawyer friend.

There's a (maybe bullshit) story about lumberjacks going to Brazil to teach the local population about log driving without realizing that their lumber didn't float properly.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Kennel posted:

There's a (maybe bullshit) story about lumberjacks going to Brazil to teach the local population about log driving without realizing that their lumber didn't float properly.

Id love to recover some of that sunken rosewood.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/5HWKLmY.gifv

Randaconda has a new favorite as of 18:32 on Jul 16, 2019

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

bitterandtwisted posted:

Why does America have absurdly long jail sentences?

So we can have modern slavery.

e: beaten like Fields should be.

The_Raven
Jul 2, 2004

Upon this a question arises: whether it be better to be loved than feared or feared than loved?

muscles like this! posted:

Somehow I doubt that truck would have been able to handle that log if it caused those arms to completely break.

Nice moneyshot at the end.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

What if we only enslave Nazis?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1151142207358939138

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Couldn't the owner of Bagel Boss now sue him because he's making money off of calling himself Chris "Bagel Boss" Morgan and selling t-shirts with "Bagel Boss" on them?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Well, I sure hope so.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004


ahh the celebrity fox boxing bum fights circuit
very honorable, very strong

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/hegemony_mony/status/1151141738083422210?s=19

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gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


Jesus loving Christ there really is no motherfucker toxic enough to not profit from their toxicity.

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