SIMPSONS MEMES: I just thing they're gneat.

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Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Cacator posted:

FRWL is objectively the best one. OHMSS is severely underrated because of Lazenby but its easily a top 5.

Drink-Mix Man posted:
4. Moonraker

Uhhhh

Ya heard me

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SardonicTyrant: Feb 26, 2016; BTICH IM A NEWT
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I'm the very confused goon from page 1, having time travelled to the future looking for quality shitposts and instead finding bond memes.

# ? Jul 17, 2019 21:54

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

I couldn't think of a good reference for dud so I used the intro for the Bond movie with the worst grossing(License to Kill)

# ? Jul 17, 2019 22:31

Shedman: Apr 4, 2007

Doggles posted:

Needs the Hibbert fist coming out of the Connery card to punch Marge.

# ? Jul 17, 2019 22:32

Irradiation: Sep 14, 2005; I understand your frustration.

Cacator posted:

FRWL is objectively the best one. OHMSS is severely underrated because of Lazenby but its easily a top 5.

Uhhhh

As stated before Moonraker is so bad it becomes amazing again.

# ? Jul 17, 2019 23:06

sweet geek swag: Mar 29, 2006; Adjust lasers to FUN!

bunnyofdoom posted:

Whoa whoa whoa.

Those two are considered among the best tho?

I mean, my top three are those two and License to Kill (gently caress you fight me)

They're great, I'm just saying they aren't as good as Goldeneye and Casino Royale. They're all definitely my top 5. License to Kill is a fun watch, but it has some seriously weird direction choices that I'm not a fan of. The scene where the Americans call out Bond for ruining their sting operation is like a really bad trip.

# ? Jul 17, 2019 23:49

PittTheElder: Feb 13, 2012; Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Even watching the Moonraker opening is just patently insane, and the harder you think about it the more insane it gets:

That's clearly an American shuttle, where is it getting it's fuel for the rocket engines?
Wait is that a ladder between the shuttle and the jet?
Hmm I guess it has internal stores for some reason. But why did it explode the jet like that?
Wait if launching the shuttle destroys the jet, who thought the jet needed a "you are about to die" light?

# ? Jul 17, 2019 23:56

pretty soft girl: Oct 1, 2004; my dead grandfather fights better than you

"I must have seen that movie... twice" became my favorite line of all time once I finally saw Octopussy and realized it's the most aggressively mediocre bond movie ever made

# ? Jul 18, 2019 00:16

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

octopussy is the one with the legion of doom tower in the middle of the ocean right?

# ? Jul 18, 2019 00:19

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

PittTheElder posted:

Lazenby probably is objectively the worst Bond, but I'll be damned if OMHSS isn't the best film.

Rodger Moore was the best :colbert:

Pitt the elder v lord Palmerston but they argue about bond actors.

# ? Jul 18, 2019 00:24

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Roger Moore is good, if only because his name seems to have escaped from one of the movies.

# ? Jul 18, 2019 00:29

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

I don't know why but I've always enjoyed Diamonds are Forever.

I just dig it. :shrug:

# ? Jul 18, 2019 00:38

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

Shinjobi posted:

I don't know why but I've always enjoyed Diamonds are Forever.

I just dig it.

Same but for die another Day

Brosnan is my favourite bond and era of bond. It sort of gets the campyness of it balenced well

# ? Jul 18, 2019 02:44

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Man With The Golden Gun was my favourite.

Also actually not ashamed to say Skyfall is in my top 5

# ? Jul 18, 2019 02:50

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Raskolnikov38 posted:

octopussy is the one with the legion of doom tower in the middle of the ocean right?

That's The Spy Who Loved Me

# ? Jul 18, 2019 03:11

Hyrax Attack!: Jan 13, 2009; We demand to be taken seriously

There is an ongoing in depth read through of the Bond books in this thread, top tier research and excellent chapter summaries. I learned a lot about early Bond like why he�s ordering different food types or the significance of an area historically: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3861448

# ? Jul 18, 2019 03:20

Pope Guilty: Nov 6, 2006; The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

The Scene: the White House. The Date: Just after Jeffrey Epstein was arrested.

# ? Jul 18, 2019 04:09

Irradiation: Sep 14, 2005; I understand your frustration.

Pope Guilty posted:

The Scene: the White House. The Date: Just after Jeffrey Epstein was arrested.

# ? Jul 18, 2019 04:16

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

No one's mentioned Tomorrow Never Dies yet, of all the Bond films it's got one of the more believable "evil plot"

I mean we're kinda living it now

# ? Jul 18, 2019 04:35

Inkel: Feb 19, 2004; College Slice

Pope Guilty posted:

The Scene: the White House. The Date: Just after Jeffrey Epstein was arrested.

# ? Jul 18, 2019 04:36

HappyCapybaraFamily: Sep 16, 2009; Roger Baolong Thunder Dragon has been fascinated by this sophisticated and scientifically beautiful industry since childhood, and has shown his talent in the design and manufacture of watches.

Elfface posted:

Roger Moore is good, if only because his name seems to have escaped from one of the movies.

I never realized this :aaaaa:

Pope Guilty posted:

The Scene: the White House. The Date: Just after Jeffrey Epstein was arrested.

hachi machi

# ? Jul 18, 2019 04:46

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Shinjobi posted:

I don't know why but I've always enjoyed Diamonds are Forever.

I just dig it.

here's u

# ? Jul 18, 2019 05:06

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

From where else other than C-SPAM

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spaceblancmange: Apr 19, 2018; #essereFerrari

# ? Jul 18, 2019 06:07

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

spaceblancmange posted:

Very good.

# ? Jul 18, 2019 11:11

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sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss; Nap Ghost

# ? Jul 18, 2019 15:18

Irradiation: Sep 14, 2005; I understand your frustration.

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

Mama Mia!

# ? Jul 18, 2019 15:24

Uncle Wemus: Mar 4, 2004

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

# ? Jul 18, 2019 17:57

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Lone Goat posted:

here's u

# ? Jul 18, 2019 18:07

Plan Z: May 6, 2012

pitch a fitness posted:

supercolliding simpsons memes and 90's gaming nostalgia is in danger of growing stale. I'm taking it to strange new places

--

You ever see something and it gives you a ton of ideas that are all floating around in your head and you can't just pull one of them down and work on it?

# ? Jul 19, 2019 00:49

xtal: Jan 9, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

I strongly agree with that in part because of how lazy I am.

Instead of a picture, just imagine Sorceress Edea attacking Squall at the end of Disc 1, but instead of Squall it's Homer, and instead of Ice Lance it's Lollapalooza Cannonball.

# ? Jul 19, 2019 01:29

MysticalMachineGun: Apr 5, 2005

Gridlocked posted:

Rodger Moore was the best

# ? Jul 19, 2019 02:08

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

Plan Z posted:

You ever see something and it gives you a ton of ideas that are all floating around in your head and you can't just pull one of them down and work on it?

Hojo says to Sephiroth, "Do you want to change your name to Hojo Junior? They can call you 'Ho-Ju'!"

# ? Jul 19, 2019 02:21

Uncle Wemus: Mar 4, 2004

# ? Jul 19, 2019 02:35

HappyCapybaraFamily: Sep 16, 2009; Roger Baolong Thunder Dragon has been fascinated by this sophisticated and scientifically beautiful industry since childhood, and has shown his talent in the design and manufacture of watches.