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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

It says there two other squadrons will be flying them for close to another year?

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Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

OK guys, I don't know what to do with this:



This is Sir Hiram Maxim, of Maxim gun fame, lifting his aircraft engine to show how light it is in 1894. It is a Steam aircraft engine, making 180 hp, using naphtha as fuel. Unfortunately, the boilers and water for it weighted some 2500 lbs, and Maxim soon concluded internal combustion engines would likely get a better power-to-weight ratio.

Plastic_Gargoyle
Aug 3, 2007

StandardVC10 posted:

Boeing's still building them, and I suppose test flying them as well. They just can't deliver them, or operate any passenger flights. In fact they've actually run out of space to park the drat things up in Seattle, so apparently they're doing storage down in San Antonio also now.

Why the hell would they not stop the line?

Zhanism
Apr 1, 2005
Death by Zhanism. So Judged.

Nebakenezzer posted:

OK guys, I don't know what to do with this:



This is Sir Hiram Maxim, of Maxim gun fame, lifting his aircraft engine to show how light it is in 1894. It is a Steam aircraft engine, making 180 hp, using naphtha as fuel. Unfortunately, the boilers and water for it weighted some 2500 lbs, and Maxim soon concluded internal combustion engines would likely get a better power-to-weight ratio.

I wonder with better boiler and turbine tech and miniaturization nowadays if a steam airplane engine is more viable now. I mean theres really no point but its really cool steampunk.

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

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Plastic_Gargoyle posted:

Why the hell would they not stop the line?

They've got an order backlog years long already, and buyers lined up. Why would you stop the line? It's not like they can run it double-speed once a fix is in place.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

Zhanism posted:

I wonder with better boiler and turbine tech and miniaturization nowadays if a steam airplane engine is more viable now. I mean theres really no point but its really cool steampunk.

It depends on the heat source too. Remember that nuclear B-36 which was entirely unfeasible due to the unshielded reactor being dangerous to the crew? What if there were no crew..?

bonelessdongs
Jul 17, 2019

Ola posted:

It depends on the heat source too. Remember that nuclear B-36 which was entirely unfeasible due to the unshielded reactor being dangerous to the crew? What if there were no crew..?

INES level 7 disaster when Boeing's autopilot does the needful into the end of the runway

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


We can make boilers that are about a million times better than they were 100 years ago. A modern high-tech steam engine might be interesting, but there's no will to design and build such a thing when it probably still wouldn't be quite as good as burning dinosaurs.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

FuturePastNow posted:

We can make boilers that are about a million times better than they were 100 years ago. A modern high-tech steam engine might be interesting, but there's no will to design and build such a thing when it probably still wouldn't be quite as good as burning dinosaurs.

Well you still need the burning dinosaurs anyway unless you come up with some other way of running the boilers.

beep-beep car is go
Apr 11, 2005

I can just eyeball this, right?



Sagebrush posted:

Well you still need the burning dinosaurs anyway unless you come up with some other way of running the boilers.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

Sagebrush posted:

Well you still need the burning dinosaurs anyway unless you come up with some other way of running the boilers.

Mesquite fired boilers that cook steaks while powering the plane.

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

FuturePastNow posted:

We can make boilers that are about a million times better than they were 100 years ago. A modern high-tech steam engine might be interesting, but there's no will to design and build such a thing when it probably still wouldn't be quite as good as burning dinosaurs.

Plus the weight of the water for the steam.

NightGyr
Mar 7, 2005
I � Unicode

e.pilot posted:

Plus the weight of the water for the steam.

We learned that it's simpler to just heat the air directly. And instead of a boiler, we use a turbine... and voila jet engine.

Plastic_Gargoyle
Aug 3, 2007

I tried to copy and paste the Aerofiles entry for Besler but my phone and the webpage had a disagreement, so there's this:

https://youtu.be/2TtHOkgwrk8

And you can check Aerofiles under "Besler" at your own lesiure.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Ironically more environment-friendly than the thing it parodies.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

I hadn't heard this story before, the solution to the problem is somewhat paradoxical and very hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvHnJVzVkwg

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
I thoughta the maina feature of the harriera was thata she don’t need no runaway!

-Giuseppe Vercotti, Italian Air Force

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Ola posted:

I hadn't heard this story before, the solution to the problem is somewhat paradoxical and very hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvHnJVzVkwg

This happened with an E-2 where they actually did have to shoot it down. According to legend it took the Hornet two passes with the gun to finally do it in.

https://www.dailypress.com/news/dp-xpm-19910709-1991-07-09-9107090095-story.html

meltie
Nov 9, 2003

Not a sodding fridge.

Warbird posted:

They really ought to just market it as a built in auto landing feature.

If I'm reading this right I can get free Flightradar24 business level stuff for plugging one a USB dohickey in one of my Pis and letting them use the data. Is that correct? Any reason I wouldn't want to do this? I have a half dozen of the things lying around doing nothing.

Yep.

It's pretty cool, it basically gives you no-ads - and a bunch of high-level weather and fleet tracking stuff.

AzureSkys
Apr 27, 2003

Top Gun 2: Rise of the Tomcat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbfC4lrNulE

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


fortunately it looks like they still have

beach volleyball

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
They understand how mythological the F-14 is due to the first one.

Kafouille
Nov 5, 2004

Think Fast !
It would be a wonderful troll to have it be the enemy plane, after all Iran is the last operator.

Ardeem
Sep 16, 2010

There is no problem that cannot be solved through sufficient application of lasers and friendship.
I want to know more about that P-51 that's on screen for, like, five frames.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass


Is it safe to assume the F-14 at the very end is CGI? Are there any non Iran Tomcats flying today?

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Warbird posted:

Are there any non Iran Tomcats flying today?

Nope. Every single one that wasn't given to a museum was chopped apart to prevent parts from getting to the Iranians. Even the museum birds were largely gutted down to the rivets and bare minimums needed to keep them from collapsing under their own weight.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Ardeem posted:

I want to know more about that P-51 that's on screen for, like, five frames.

:911: :patriot:

(placing my bet on "flashback to maverick's dad")

charliemonster42
Sep 14, 2005


BIG HEADLINE posted:

Nope. Every single one that wasn't given to a museum was chopped apart to prevent parts from getting to the Iranians. Even the museum birds were largely gutted down to the rivets and bare minimums needed to keep them from collapsing under their own weight.

Thus proving the superiority of the type.

I mean, if the F-35 was capable of beating one, there wouldn't be any issues with the Iranians getting parts for their F-14s, right?

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

NightGyr posted:

We learned that it's simpler to just heat the air directly. And instead of a boiler, we use a turbine... and voila jet engine.

A Nuclear powered prop driven airplane is my fetish though.

And totally doable with molten salt reactors.

hannibal
Jul 27, 2001

[img-planes]

Ardeem posted:

I want to know more about that P-51 that's on screen for, like, five frames.

https://twitter.com/eamonhamilton/status/1151991302449274882

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit
As a retired pilot you can own and fly anything. :thunk:

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
Was he wearing a U2 helmet there as well?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

I suspect it's supposed to be some kind of drone VR helmet thing since that's apparently going to be a plot point.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Sagebrush posted:

:911: :patriot:

(placing my bet on "flashback to maverick's dad")

Hmm, nice call. I'm going with "opening montage of happy-go-lucky times of joy, just flying the P51 for fun, before poo poo Gets Real"

bobfather
Sep 20, 2001

I will analyze your nervous system for beer money

Finger Prince posted:

Hmm, nice call. I'm going with "opening montage of happy-go-lucky times of joy, just flying the P51 for fun, before poo poo Gets Real"

Maverick is cruising in his P51 when a sudden radio transmission blares out: Be advised two unidentified bogies at FL46 traveling at Mach 2 are vectored on your position. Jets appear to be Russian. Estimated time of intercept is two minutes. Return to base immediately.

Maverick can feel deep in his gut that these are the guys. These are the guys responsible for Goose. GOOOOOOOOOSEEEEE he howls, as he punches the throttle and pulls up sharply. He flips open the console to reveal the emergency JATO system he had installed for this very day. His sunglasses flare with the light of a thousand beach ball sessions with Goose that would never come to be. He flips the switch and is punched back into his seat, rocketing into the heavens to meet his fate and perhaps, see his old friend. Time to pay, you Russian scum.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Spoiler: Gooses Son is in an F35 which obviously isn't Full Mission Capable and dies too.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

"Those spaceships look just like DC-8s... And they're heading straight for that volcano!"

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

BIG HEADLINE posted:

Nope. Every single one that wasn't given to a museum was chopped apart to prevent parts from getting to the Iranians. Even the museum birds were largely gutted down to the rivets and bare minimums needed to keep them from collapsing under their own weight.

I could swear I've heard of some group restoring one to airworthy. I can't find anything in a quick search though.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Dr.Smasher posted:

I could swear I've heard of some group restoring one to airworthy. I can't find anything in a quick search though.

Yeah, I remember reading the same, but the gubbermint put the kibosh on it.

There were a fair number of interested private buyers when they were retired, but the process of de-milling the A+ and D models (which still would've left them with parts for the Iranians) would've been way more costly than just chopping them up. As I recall, some scrapyard in Hampton Roads with the gear necessary to munch up titanium got a really sweet no-bid contract to mulch the east coast Turkeys.

BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Jul 19, 2019

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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

BIG HEADLINE posted:

Yeah, I remember reading the same, but the gubbermint put the kibosh on it.

There were a fair number of interested private buyers when they were retired, but the process of de-milling the A+ and D models (which still would've left them with parts for the Iranians) would've been way more costly than just chopping them up. As I recall, some scrapyard in Hampton Roads with the gear necessary to munch up titanium got a really sweet no-bid contract to mulch the east coast Turkeys.

The real life equivalent of that old "gently caress your canoe" joke

(An Englishman, a Frenchman and an American are captured by tribespeople, who say the penalty for trespassing is that the interlopers may die by a method of their choosing, and then their skin will be turned into a canoe. Englishman asks for a pistol, "Long live the queen", blappo to the head. Frenchman asks for a rope, ties it to the nearest tree, puts his head through the noose, "Vive la France!". American asks for a fork, starts stabbing himself everywhere. Horrified, the chief asks, "what are you doing?!" "What am I doing? gently caress your canoe!")

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