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Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Heh, I actually know the person the Jill Off character is based off of (her photo is at the bottom of the page). Sadly her and the dev (Auntie Pixelauntie) had a falling out so no hope of a sequel :(

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Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Pretty sure that it's :thejoke: but that image URL is "http://mightyjilloff.dessgeega.com/slut.png"

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I really hope that climbing game ends with the legendary babe being dead of old age for centuries.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

Pretty sure that it's :thejoke: but that image URL is "http://mightyjilloff.dessgeega.com/slut.png"

Less a joke and more practically a given name of hers.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


rodbeard posted:

I really hope that climbing game ends with the legendary babe being dead of old age for centuries.

i dunno, a recent update added New Babe+ mode

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

It's a trans narrative. The smoking hot babe at the top is you.

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

Ratoslov posted:

It's a trans narrative. The smoking hot babe at the top is you.

That would be a great twist considering the game is 100% twitch streamer material

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
I have seen the ending of the game. It is better than you'd think but not as good as that.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

SMOKING HOT BABE ... is a MAN! with a 'HOOK'

Oh No!

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


he reach the top, and man babe hand hook game babe

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
The wait is over: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1111810/Sex_Simulator/

whaley
Aug 13, 2000

MY DOODOO IS SPRAYING OUT

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Heh, I actually know the person the Jill Off character is based off of (her photo is at the bottom of the page). Sadly her and the dev (Auntie Pixelauntie) had a falling out so no hope of a sequel :(

me too

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

No year-based suffix to imply they'll be remaking the same game with minor tweaks for the next 3-47 years, 2/10.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002


Are you her?

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Dark_Swordmaster posted:

I have seen the ending of the game. It is better than you'd think but not as good as that.
is it a literal smoke-emitting infant

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.


The sex simulator???

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


happy i can finally model complex sex design problems

Slowflake
Aug 18, 2010

Ah, these sex simulators are always so jankily designed.
One minute you're in some smoking hot anime babe, the next you're ragdolling out of the bedroom and her boob is clipping through the bedframe.

[Insert skyrim-ragdolled-giant-dong.gif]

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

The sex simulator???
They trademarked vaginal penetration and take a cut from all smut ever produced. You can't fight Big Penis.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I dunno about that, I'm game to fight Big Penis.

E: Is there a boss guide for strategies for fighting Big Penis?

E2: I'm actually looking for how to speedrun the Big Penis fight.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

OwlFancier posted:

I dunno about that, I'm game to fight Big Penis.

E: Is there a boss guide for strategies for fighting Big Penis?

E2: I'm actually looking for how to speedrun the Big Penis fight.
Dark Souls health bar that says Brobdingnagian Schlong

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Have you never fought Mara before?

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

I have never taken campaign contributions from Big Penis

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Hwurmp posted:

I have never taken campaign contributions from Big Penis

Big Penis Energy is a known lobbyist group.

FoneBone
Oct 24, 2004
stupid, stupid rat creatures

disappointed that this isn't a porn version of the Surgeon Simulator deliberately-awkward-controls subgenre

RazzleDazzleHour
Mar 31, 2016

Dareon posted:

Big Penis Energy is a known lobbyist group.


https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/1151876548980551686

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Personally I avoid little penis but that's just preference

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I was really struggling with Big Penis until I summoned a friend for jolly cooperation.

Unfortunately the only thing it dropped was Sticky White Stuff.

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
This seems relevant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8Lhqri8tZk

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
Oh hey, let's just have 2 of my nightmares realized in game form:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1119430/The_Backrooms_Simulator/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1098870/Metro_Explosion_Simulator/

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


I have had an unusual amount of dreams exactly like this, so I'm actually really curious.

Fart of Presto
Feb 9, 2001
Clapping Larry


I honestly didn't expect a sword wielding Lara Croft when I saw the title Gangsta Woman

The game description is both informative and a full Let's Play:

quote:

player character is wounded Gangsta woman character whose only mission is find life elixir which is hidden somewhere to different levels. Player need avoid dummy zombie army and also end of every levels have big dragon boss, who can fly and breathe fire. Gangsta woman need kill or avoid dragon boss and find life elixir bottle. After finding bottle level are finished and player get level finishing achievement.
Gangsta woman can use sword attacks and also special magic attack. Also few magic bombs and health bottle are available when game starts. After Gangsta woman dies She will respawned to level start.
Player can't jump only rolling and fighting are possible. Also during game player can use character customization like changing skin color, and adjust other body parts and change clothes

If you are into the whole Gangsta universe, you can also grab the Gangsta bundle, which includes classics like Gangsta Sniper and Gangsta Sniper 2: Revenge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Auc0OxlaxoQ

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I hope Gangsta Sniper holds his rifle sideways while killing someone from 500 meters away.

Fart of Presto
Feb 9, 2001
Clapping Larry
If you are a medieval fantasy gangsta, do you hold your sword, axe, morningstar or pike sideways as well?

Does that intimidate a dragon or dummy zombies?

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

https://steamcommunity.com/games/593110/announcements/detail/1613895599234084334

anime sex game cracks the top sales list for june

actually probably two anime sex games, but one of them is at least nominally an rpg

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Yeah, their automated new releases Lab thing was a hoot when I peeked in on it last week. Half the trailers and new games were tiddy games or asset flips. Thanks automation!

Dehry
Aug 21, 2009

Grimey Drawer

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Fart of Presto posted:

If you are a medieval fantasy gangsta, do you hold your sword, axe, morningstar or pike sideways as well?

Does that intimidate a dragon or dummy zombies?

Go into sneak mode in skyrim.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

hexwren posted:

anime sex game cracks the top sales list for june

finally, horny is mainstream

it's all uphill from here :v:

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Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

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@steam_games please protect the millions of young gamers who use your platform. Create an opt-in 18+ category, so they’re not automatically exposed to sexually graphic games. #parentingtips #onlinesafety #EndExploitation
Wait is it opt-out at the moment?

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