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Should Gaj make his own thread
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Yes, make a new thread 6 54.55%
No, keep things just how they are 5 45.45%
Total: 11 votes
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Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

Krispy Wafer posted:

On the opposite end of that spectrum, my last name is a popular Millennial first name and it annoys me to no end.

Harold Eats-rear end?

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

bad posts ahead!!! posted:

yeah what's up with the odd, depressing glurge? it's like catnip for a certain subset of boomers and i don't understand it

It's the homegrown version of Reader's Digest and church newsletter sob stories I'm sure.

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


bad posts ahead!!! posted:

yeah what's up with the odd, depressing glurge? it's like catnip for a certain subset of boomers and i don't understand it

They're getting older and friends are dying and Boomers REALLY do not take death well.

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill

bad posts ahead!!! posted:

yeah what's up with the odd, depressing glurge? it's like catnip for a certain subset of boomers and i don't understand it

Every body is actually emo. Overwrought, overly sentimental, extreme narcissism (this is happening to >ME<). It was teens back in the day because they were on social media. Now every body is on social media.

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
What's up with whiny emo kids?


KiteAuraan posted:

They're getting older and friends are moving and teens REALLY do not take death well.

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
nobody takes death well

this is something different

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




bad posts ahead!!! posted:

yeah what's up with the odd, depressing glurge? it's like catnip for a certain subset of boomers and i don't understand it

It's a performative display of emotions meant to obscure the fact that they don't give a poo poo about anyone except themselves.

Truniht
Jan 10, 2019

EIDE Van Hagar posted:

They also love paying $35000 to korean doctors to clone their pets because millennials sure as poo poo can’t afford that.

Wait I thought that was only a thing in that Arnold Schwarzenegger movie

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Truniht posted:

Wait I thought that was only a thing in that Arnold Schwarzenegger movie

Welcome to the present where boomers pay 30k to learn genetics arent destiny

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

The Little Death posted:

Posting poo poo like this on facebook



I dunno if that’s Boomer-centric. There aren’t any Minions.

Stretch Marx posted:

Harold Eats-rear end?

Mom?

BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006


Boomers like fantasizing aloud that they're the executioner, legit or vigilante, for a murderer, terrorist or child molester, or really anyone. They preface it with huge red flags like "I'm a peaceful person but..." and then go off describing vicious killing with an unsettling glee. I think the absolute worst I've ever seen in my dad is when he'd get angry about teenagers near his house and go off on "following that little *$#%+ home with my bat!".

If you're constantly worried about others "requiring" your violent correction guess what? You're the one in the neighborhood to worry about being violent, not the 12 year old who dares read in public.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



BoldFrankensteinMir posted:


If you're constantly worried about others "requiring" your violent correction guess what? You're the one in the neighborhood to worry about being violent, not the 12 year old who dares read in public.

And that’s the guy that’s going to unload a handgun into a car full of kids who flipped him off after he screams at them to turn their music off because he “felt threatened” and then be shocked when he gets life in prison instead of being praised as a hero.

BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006


Ralph Hurley posted:

And that’s the guy that’s going to unload a handgun into a car full of kids who flipped him off after he screams at them to turn their music off because he “felt threatened” and then be shocked when he gets life in prison instead of being praised as a hero.

Vigilante "justice" is nothing new but boomers have emotional, misremembered moments from movies and TV shows instead of real-world ethics and morality lessons, so the lie of white-hat lynching being a force for good persists in their black and white cowboy movie brains.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Shibawanko posted:

Number of mattress sheets I will use: 1
Number my mother will use: 5 at once

For people constantly accusing others of spending their money so profligately, they certainly don't have a very good handle on how to live without being wasteful. Here in Nevada I often hear old boomer men bitching and moaning about how unfairly expensive it is to cool their ugly rear end mcmansions. Like yeah, fucker, it's called the second law of thermodynamics (probably, I'm not a scientist) and maybe you should consider living in a less pointlessly massive house you rear end in a top hat

Lorthdon posted:

Spending your inheritance on thousands of dollars of pointless stereo equipment and “audiophile” cables.

Seen this in action a few times. Also guitars they can't play

Professor Shark posted:

Edit: lol reading Schlessinger's Wikipedia page is awesome, very very Boomer

In 1975, while working in the labs at USC, she met Lewis G. Bishop, a professor of neurophysiology, who was married and the father of three children. Bishop separated from his wife and began living with Schlessinger the same year. Schlessinger has vociferously proclaimed her disapproval of unwed couples "shacking up" and having children out of wedlock. According to her friend Shelly Herman, "Laura lived with Lew for about nine years before she was married to him."

In 1998, Schlessinger was in a Costa Mesa surf shop with her son when she began perusing the skateboarding magazine Big Brother. On her radio program, Schlessinger declared the magazine to be "stealth pornography". When the owner of the store publicly denied that she found pornography in his store, Schlessinger sued him for lying, claiming that his denial had hurt her reputation. When the case went to court, the judge dismissed her suit, but the shop owner's $4 million defamation countersuit lodged for hurting the reputation of his store was allowed to stand. The suit has since been settled, but the terms of the settlement have not been revealed.

On August 10, 2010, Nita Hanson, a black woman married to a white man, called Schlessinger's show to ask for advice on how to deal with a husband who did not care when she was the subject of racist comments by acquaintances. Schlessinger first replied that "some people are hypersensitive" and asked for some examples from the caller. Hanson informed Schlessinger that her acquaintances had stated, "How you black people do this? You black people like doing that." Schlessinger responded that her examples were not racist and that "a lot of blacks only voted for Obama simply because he was half black. Didn't matter what he was going to do in office; it was a black thing. You gotta' know that. That's not a surprise." Schlessinger continued by telling the caller that she had a "chip on [her] shoulder," was "sensitive," and also, "Don't NAACP me," and, "a lot of what I hear from black think ... it's really distressing and disturbing."

When the caller noted that she was referred to as the "n-word" by the individuals in question, Schlessinger complained that blacks are fine with cordially using the slur among themselves, but that it was wrong when whites used it to slur them. In doing so, she uttered "friend of the family" 11 times, albeit not directed at the caller. She discussed the word and its use by blacks and in black media. Her profuse use of the slur was mimicking the frequency of the word's use among black stand-up comics. When Hanson asked, "Is it ever OK to say that word?" Schlessinger responded, "It depends how it's said. Black guys talking to each other seem to think it's OK." After the call Schlessinger said, "If you're that hypersensitive about color and don't have a sense of humor, don't marry out of your race." Early that evening, she wrote an apology to Los Angeles Radio People online journalist Don Barrett. A day later, as soon as she was back on the air, Schlessinger apologized. Hanson questioned the motivation and sincerity of Schlessinger's apology, believing it to be result of being "caught." Hanson also said that Schlessinger did not apologize for her comments on interracial marriage.

Schlessinger announced that, while not retiring from radio, she would end her radio show at the end of 2010:

I have made the decision not to do radio anymore. I want to regain my First Amendment rights. I want to be able to say what is on my mind.

wow what a piece of poo poo. that is truly some peak boomer right there, for sure. It's got the hypocrisy, the racism, the social climbing, the refusal to accept that they're wrong even when it's been proven, the incredible ignorance, the litigiousness, the flailing attempts to seize the moral high ground . . . it's got it all really.

Earwicker posted:

my name is Jon in real life and John in every work email

I constantly am called Bob. My name is not Bob, although it is somewhat close, and it's right there in the loving signature, not to mention the email itself.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
I have an uncommon first name and on a daily basis I get called:

Zach
Doug
Art
Mike
Eric
Zeke

I defy you to guess what my actual name is

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

Barudak posted:

Welcome to the present where boomers pay 30k to learn genetics arent destiny

on the plus side there's an instant where they realize that their kids are shitheads because they were bad parents and not because they're "just that way", before shoving those thoughts down with more box wine

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Heath posted:

I have an uncommon first name and on a daily basis I get called:

Zach
Doug
Art
Mike
Eric
Zeke

I defy you to guess what my actual name is

Heath

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Heath posted:

I have an uncommon first name and on a daily basis I get called:

Zach
Doug
Art
Mike
Eric
Zeke

I defy you to guess what my actual name is

Mine is Mike and I still get all sorts of stupid incorrect poo poo over the phone.

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies

Heath posted:

I have an uncommon first name and on a daily basis I get called:

Zach
Doug
Art
Mike
Eric
Zeke

I defy you to guess what my actual name is

Aloysius

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Heath posted:

I have an uncommon first name and on a daily basis I get called:

Zach
Doug
Art
Mike
Eric
Zeke

I defy you to guess what my actual name is

Shmebulock?

AveMachina
Aug 30, 2008

God knows what COVIDs you people have



Heath posted:

I have an uncommon first name and on a daily basis I get called:

Zach
Doug
Art
Mike
Eric
Zeke

I defy you to guess what my actual name is

Pnurtis

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Heath posted:

I have an uncommon first name and on a daily basis I get called:

Zach
Doug
Art
Mike
Eric
Zeke

I defy you to guess what my actual name is

Shemp.

Cheesus
Oct 17, 2002

Let us retract the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wirebrush of enlightenment.
Yam Slacker

Play posted:

For people constantly accusing others of spending their money so profligately, they certainly don't have a very good handle on how to live without being wasteful. Here in Nevada I often hear old boomer men bitching and moaning about how unfairly expensive it is to cool their ugly rear end mcmansions. Like yeah, fucker, it's called the second law of thermodynamics (probably, I'm not a scientist) and maybe you should consider living in a less pointlessly massive house you rear end in a top hat
No poo poo.

I live in Vermont, work from home, and with seasonal air conditioners, I think my worst electrical bill in the summer has been around $170 a month.

When I lived in Colorado, considerably warmer in the summer, my use of central AC caused maybe a high of $250.

Last year I talked to a friend who lives in Arizona told me that it cost around $700 a month to keep her place air conditioned in the summer.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Arizona should be forcibly evacuated for the good of the planet.

Truniht
Jan 10, 2019

American houses are built like and have no insulation

saphirecalypso
Jul 23, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
I am not sure what a boomer is. Could someone please tell me what a boomer is?

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
I was wondering why she had the same name as the Special Forces training course, but it was a social engineering penetration test.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Cheesus posted:

No poo poo.

I live in Vermont, work from home, and with seasonal air conditioners, I think my worst electrical bill in the summer has been around $170 a month.

When I lived in Colorado, considerably warmer in the summer, my use of central AC caused maybe a high of $250.

Last year I talked to a friend who lives in Arizona told me that it cost around $700 a month to keep her place air conditioned in the summer.

Cathedral ceilings and big houses are batshit insanity, I live in a 900sq ft house in SC with no wall insulation and drop ceilings and keep my AC set all the way down at 73° 24 hours a day and my worst bill has been $135 this year

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
Speaking of McMansions, we are at the point in time right now (well, it's been ongoing since 2010) where the older end of the Boomers are heading into retirement. So we are having stuff happening like ugly McMansions with double-decker garages, hulk-sized RVs in community campgrounds and tourists sites talking capacity limits because Boomer tourists clog them up and piss off locals.

It's going to get worse in the 2020s when those born in the 1950s (the largest chunk of them) are going to be retiring.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Justin Godscock posted:

Speaking of McMansions, we are at the point in time right now (well, it's been ongoing since 2010) where the older end of the Boomers are heading into retirement. So we are having stuff happening like ugly McMansions with double-decker garages, hulk-sized RVs in community campgrounds and tourists sites talking capacity limits because Boomer tourists clog them up and piss off locals.

It's going to get worse in the 2020s when those born in the 1950s (the largest chunk of them) are going to be retiring.

I hope they fall off of their split second floor and bash their head on the Sicilian tile below (no i don't know if sicilian tile is a real thing and i dont care either)

shame on an IGA posted:

Cathedral ceilings and big houses are batshit insanity, I live in a 900sq ft house in SC with no wall insulation and drop ceilings and keep my AC set all the way down at 73° 24 hours a day and my worst bill has been $135 this year

My parents weren't particularly short on money, but they raised us in a 1500 square foot house and we were a family of 6. Now they stay (when not traveling) in like a 500 sq ft studio addition in the backyard of the small house they bought for my sister. I respect the hell out of them for their choices in that matter, just as much as I despise those who don't have the loving class to use only what they need

Kurt Loadeater
May 15, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Play posted:

I hope they fall off of their split second floor and bash their head on the Sicilian tile below (no i don't know if sicilian tile is a real thing and i dont care either)


My parents weren't particularly short on money, but they raised us in a 1500 square foot house and we were a family of 6. Now they stay (when not traveling) in like a 500 sq ft studio addition in the backyard of the small house they bought for my sister. I respect the hell out of them for their choices in that matter, just as much as I despise those who don't have the loving class to use only what they need

Why do you really care if someone prefers a larger home

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Kurt Loadeater posted:

Why do you really care if someone prefers a larger home

Lol

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Kurt Loadeater posted:

Why do you really care if someone prefers a larger home

Because it's insanely selfish, greedy, wasteful, ruins the environment and leaves less for everyone else? Basically it makes you an enormous piece of boomer poo poo?? Other than that, though, nothing.

If people had the grace to be ashamed at their rapacious greed, this country would be a much better place to live. But they don't, and it isn't. I suspect Boomers played a role in that although certainly they aren't the only ones.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Play posted:

Because it's insanely selfish, greedy, wasteful, ruins the environment and leaves less for everyone else? Basically it makes you an enormous piece of boomer poo poo?? Other than that, though, nothing.

If people had the grace to be ashamed at their rapacious greed, this country would be a much better place to live. But they don't, and it isn't. I suspect Boomers played a role in that although certainly they aren't the only ones.

"Greed is good," - some loving useless Boomer movie from the 80s.

Kurt Loadeater
May 15, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The waste/impact to the environment from housing is greatly exaggerated. Home purchases are a major driver of our economy so we'd all be worse off if people weren't buying them. One of those things that's not so simple to hate on.

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

Kurt Loadeater posted:

The waste/impact to the environment from housing is greatly exaggerated. Home purchases are a major driver of our economy so we'd all be worse off if people weren't buying them. One of those things that's not so simple to hate on.

This is idiotic. Not having idiot boomer houses doesn't mean we wouldn't have housing. Boomers buy in to the unwalkable, cookie cutter, sprawled, wasteful, cultureless, HOA'd up the rear end , car centric subdivision hell of 20th century design and we should all be doing our utmost to show it the door.

Kurt Loadeater
May 15, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Yeah lets all gentrify the poo poo out of some inner cities until the poor people currently living there can no longer afford to do so #progress

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
Millennials will buy big houses too as soon as they pay off all their student loans or they inherit them from their dead Boomer parents.

It’s tough to tell what terrible habits are Boomer-centric or just age-centric.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Boomers like to say that greenhouse gases don't actually hold heat in the atmosphere

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Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Kurt Loadeater posted:

Yeah lets all gentrify the poo poo out of some inner cities until the poor people currently living there can no longer afford to do so #progress

Gentrification to push poors into old sprawl or endless boomer sprawl is a false dichotomy. There are more than two lovely ways to plan your urban spaces.

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