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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Tendai posted:

This has probably been posted in this thread before but this remains one of my favorite odd little history things - Pompeii's graffiti:

http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm

Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

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Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

"He who buggers fire burns his penis"

Fuckin' wisdom of the ancients right there.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Platystemon posted:

This could be a euphemism for defecating.

You know, like “pinching a loaf”.

sorry i didn't mean to disrespect the two thousand year old defecator/graffitist

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
“The barbarian Mac Giolla Ruaidh was here”

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

I imagine you'd have to be a barbarian to commit an act of Vandalism.

Marcade has a new favorite as of 03:59 on Jul 26, 2019

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

christmas boots posted:

“The barbarian Mac Giolla Ruaidh was here”


Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!


Marcade posted:

I imagine you'd have to be a barbarian to commit an act of Vandalism.

:haw:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Tunicate posted:

No, it meant they didn't know what words were, and would frequently become lost mere feet away from home, because they couldn't ask for directions

That's why they never went more than a few miles from their homes

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

christmas boots posted:

Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

That's not exactly what "cunne superbe vale" means...

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Marcade posted:

I imagine you'd have to be a barbarian to commit an act of Vandalism.

Actually, that was the Vandals

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Krankenstyle posted:

Actually, that was the Vandals

*screams in pope leonidasishly*

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I’m a little late on this one, but Dick Passwater was born on 25 July, 1925.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Zopotantor posted:

That's not exactly what "cunne superbe vale" means...

Yeah but hasn't academia historically been squeamish about translating things like that accurately? Like that one by Catullus

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
Oh yeah, absolutely. Either they left it in Latin or they had a bowdlerized translation.

There's one classic Chinese novel that has very sexually explicit passages. The first complete translation in English included those passages but they were written in Latin.

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Krankenstyle posted:

Actually, that was the Vandals

:thejoke:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




:eng99: i had just woken up

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


Krankenstyle posted:

Actually, that was the Vandals

The gall of it!

TheHomerTax
Dec 26, 2012

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Helith posted:

The gaul of it!

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Oh my goth, can we thtop with all the punth?

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
What angle are you guys coming from?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Edgar Allen Ho posted:

What angle are you guys coming from?

The saxy angle :heysexy:

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


Well, OK then, Hun :heysexy:

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


It's not fancy but you can put some jute sacks under the fuckpile to make fluid cleanup easy

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




PMush Perfect posted:

Oh my goth, can we thtop with all the punth?

No. we khant.

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


It’s not like we pict to do this.

Erluk
Nov 11, 2007

"If you can't beat 'em, STRANGLE 'EM"

I bet if we printed out this thread it would weigh about teutons.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

This is getting too greeky for me

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


I'm sure we'll all escape from it scot free.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Krankenstyle posted:

Actually, that was the Vandals

I’m sorry the card says Vandaps.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a drat.

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

It's amazing how fun history Cimbri.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...
Why is this thread turning all chatti?

NFX
Jun 2, 2008

Fun Shoe
Dane't ask me, I managed to kill the thread for a couple of weeks last I posted.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
I need to start prussian up on my history puns.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




This thread has gone to hel(vetica).

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

PMush Perfect posted:

I need to start prussian up on my history puns.

keep at it, you'll Geat there

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

You guys keep talking but all I hear is "bar bar bar"

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


Don't worry, it's just a rus'

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




All this puns have enthralled me.

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



I was slavishly trying to think up one more but I got nothing

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