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Honestly if a billionaire can't count on a guard to strangle a guy to death in his cell, what institutions can we really have faith in?
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Guard’s gotta be kicking himself, he was probably getting paid in money AND slaves. What a day to get butterfingers
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Jul 25, 2019 20:14
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Drunkboxer posted:Not to get all conspiracy theorist in here but I doubt that was a suicide attempt. How bad would you need to gently caress up if that was a murder attempt?
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chitoryu12 posted:How bad would you need to gently caress up if that was a murder attempt? I'm sorry warden, the prisoner's daily neck massage just got way out of hand.
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It's just there's a lot of ways to murder someone really easily in prison. Normally failed murder attempts leave more damage than some minor marks on the neck that don't need hospitalization. If it was a murder attempt, it was a very half-hearted and lazy one.
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Jul 25, 2019 20:59
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Why would Jeffery Epstein shoot a man before throwing him out of the Lolita Express? It was the small handed man who did it!
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Alan Smithee posted:It was the small handed man who did it! Trump would never get his hands dirty like that
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chitoryu12 posted:It's just there's a lot of ways to murder someone really easily in prison. Normally failed murder attempts leave more damage than some minor marks on the neck that don't need hospitalization. If it was a murder attempt, it was a very half-hearted and lazy one. They only payed a quarter of the downpayment and the assasin forgot which day it was so he was high as a kite
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Ever since the 2016 election, the Clintons don't have the money and prestige to hire competent assassins anymore.   
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Maybe both Trump and Clinton sent assassins at the same time and they got in each other's way in a sitcom-esque fashion.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Why would Jeffery Epstein shoot a man before throwing him out of the Lolita Express? lmao
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Why would Jeffery Epstein shoot a man before throwing him out of the Lolita Express? This Double Indemnity remake is getting weird.
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:Ever since the 2016 election, the Clintons don't have the money and prestige to hire competent assassins anymore. I feel like making an Agent 47 joke is too easy here. Come to think of it isn't 47 just a knockoff of Golgo 13?
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AceOfFlames posted:Maybe both Trump and Clinton sent assassins at the same time and they got in each other's way in a sitcom-esque fashion.  A movie about two assassins hired by two different parties to kill the same target would make for a good movieGhost Leviathan posted:I feel like making an Agent 47 joke is too easy here. If Agent 47 was involved, there'd be a lot more explosives disguised as rubber duckies. Kaiju Cage Match fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Jul 26, 2019 |
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Jul 26, 2019 16:26
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:
There's probably a hundred films with this premise.
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Rhyno posted:There's probably a hundred films with this premise. There's definitely a Venture Bros. episode where that happens.
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You guys are some crazy conspiracy theorists. The marks on his neck clearly indicate that he attempted suicide by strangling himself with his bare hands, not sure what's so mysterious.
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AlternateAccount posted:You guys are some crazy conspiracy theorists. The marks on his neck clearly indicate that he attempted suicide by strangling himself with his bare hands, not sure what's so mysterious. Is there any report saying the marks are definitely from hands and not ligature?
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What the gently caress
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Pizzagate is real, but it turns out Trump’s ring was the perpetrator instead of the one uncovering it.
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Genghis Con Chimo Khan
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Being a pedo is bad enough without adding horny eugenics to the mix, Jeff
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Wasn't this guy a baddie in one of the Fallout games?
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Snowman_McK posted:Wasn't this guy a baddie in one of the Fallout games? You know how some game companies like to insert real people and change their names to avoid lawsuits? Epstein is RIGHT THERE.
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Literally Immortan Joe.
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"Wow, Rome is such a majestic city! I'm so glad we saved to go on this vaca..." https://twitter.com/vulture/status/1157498499518357504 "...we're leaving."
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AceOfFlames posted:"Wow, Rome is such a majestic city! I'm so glad we saved to go on this vaca..." "Mi scuzzi!"
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If we successfully reintroduce Kevin loving Spacey I think there’s no saving this world.
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Is it sexual assault? Eeeehhhh cosi cosi, mangia mangia, I been cookin' all day
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AceOfFlames posted:"Wow, Rome is such a majestic city! I'm so glad we saved to go on this vaca..." How did he not get heckled or punched in the face?
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MonsieurChoc posted:How did he not get heckled or punched in the face? Isn't Rome like super famous for housing pedofiles?
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Bust Rodd posted:Isn't Rome like super famous for housing pedofiles? Is the Pope Catholic?
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Bust Rodd posted:Isn't Rome like super famous for housing pedofiles? It's not like Italy is renowned for its ... progressive views on women's rights, either.
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Yeah I’m not trying to say anything untoward about Roman peoples or Italians, but if there is one place on Earth a pedo can go and just do whatever the gently caress they want I’m pretty sure the home of the Catholic Church is your best bet.
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Gargamel Gibson posted:Is the Pope Catholic? 
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Timby posted:It's not like Italy is renowned for its ... progressive views on women's rights, either. That's what I thought at first but since Spacey mostly went after men, wouldn't he be extra vilified?
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AceOfFlames posted:That's what I thought at first but since Spacey mostly went after men, wouldn't he be extra vilified? he's rich
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Italy from what I can gather is Europe's Alabama/Mississippi so he's in a fair bit of danger.
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Timby posted:It's not like Italy is renowned for its ... progressive views on women's rights, either. They were trying to chase Asia Argento out of the country before she also got outed as a sex pest.
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