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bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

Russian Ark is fantastic.






1917 looks like crap.

It actually looks beautiful and I’ll see it

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BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



bows1 posted:

It actually looks beautiful and I’ll see it

you go goon

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012
maybe the first thing i saw Lupito Nyong'o in was this so i've always thought of her as funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7o5LgenUc4
but...how about instead of zombies the new trend is Black Lagoon Creature...lets reprioritize...its time we go all-in on Gill-Man culture

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.

Hat Thoughts posted:

but...how about instead of zombies the new trend is Black Lagoon Creature...lets reprioritize...its time we go all-in on Gill-Man culture

GDT already made the fish man fuckable, where to from there?

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/DavidEs32023533/status/1157125162535456770?s=19

Surprise trailer for Tenet is attached to... Hobbs and Shaw

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

That sure is a teaser alright.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Gnome de plume posted:

GDT already made the fish man fuckable, where to from there?

Follow the pattern of Creature sequels, of course: make him marryable. Shave those gills off, throw a suit and tie on him, and get him a 9-to-5. Domesticate the fish monster.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Shneak posted:

Lot's of Oscar-bait on this page :eyepop:

here's a Lupita Nyong'o zombie movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d1KP-OhBP4

hope Josh Gad gets Day of the Dead style dismemberment in this one

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
Oh gently caress, Wayans is dippin' in to the best genre of movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0LJNn-GcnY

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

fatherboxx posted:

hope Josh Gad gets Day of the Dead style dismemberment in this one

His character totally reminds me of Patrick (the rear end in a top hat TV producer dude) from Dead Set.

stratofarius
May 17, 2019

The Peccadillo posted:

Oh gently caress, Wayans is dippin' in to the best genre of movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0LJNn-GcnY

I feel like I just got sent back to 2006.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



wow this trailer is really bad but ill probably watch it cause its Nic Cage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78v4SXh-KF8

that classical music fading in & out behind the dialogue in the middle is so badly done

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Krankenstyle posted:

wow this trailer is really bad but ill probably watch it cause its Nic Cage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78v4SXh-KF8

that classical music fading in & out behind the dialogue in the middle is so badly done

When Adobe Premiere's semi-functional ducking feature is good enough, who needs a professional mix?

this is why you need a professional mix

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

Nice stretched out aspect ratio from the gopro car shot.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Teenage Fansub posted:

Nice stretched out aspect ratio from the gopro car shot.

lol i bet if you asked, thats "artistic vision"

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Tim Whatley posted:

https://twitter.com/DavidEs32023533/status/1157125162535456770?s=19

Surprise trailer for Tenet is attached to... Hobbs and Shaw

Saw this before Hobbs and Shaw and John David Washington looks like he's lost a lot of weight.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Krankenstyle posted:

lol i bet if you asked, thats "artistic vision"

Barrel Shot 2.0

everything else appears to have been shot on a smart phone

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
re-cut trailers are a thing right?

trailer for apocalypse now final cut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyNwha5hrAo

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006
I just realized I haven't seen that movie in probably 25 years, back when I was just a boy. I'm confused by the release details, but I'd love to see this in IMAX at the comfy theater, just don't know if it's myCinema™ enabled.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Ariza posted:

I just realized I haven't seen that movie in probably 25 years, back when I was just a boy. I'm confused by the release details, but I'd love to see this in IMAX at the comfy theater, just don't know if it's myCinema™ enabled.

Some people have Vietnam flashbacks. I have flashbacks to Apocalypse Now Redux being the first DVD I sat and watched in full on a computer. In fact, I think I even got it from Netflix, because I wanted to figure out how to rip movies from DVD.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






feedmyleg posted:

Follow the pattern of Creature sequels, of course: make him marryable. Shave those gills off, throw a suit and tie on him, and get him a 9-to-5. Domesticate the fish monster.

tylersayten
Mar 20, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I guess watching the rich slaughter the poor for sport in The Purge movies did not satisfy American audiences enough.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

tylersayten posted:

I guess watching the rich slaughter the poor for sport in real life did not satisfy American audiences enough.

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
I can't find a trailer with english text for Roger Avery's new movie, but Crispy Gloves! Missed that dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqUvH4rLiUc

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

tylersayten posted:

I guess watching the rich slaughter the poor for sport in The Purge movies did not satisfy American audiences enough.

I suspect you have the appeal of these movies backwards.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

The Peccadillo posted:

I can't find a trailer with english text for Roger Avery's new movie, but Crispy Gloves! Missed that dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqUvH4rLiUc

Avery was most involved in the Bruce Willis part of Pulp Fiction, right? You could imagine this was originally written as a continuation of Butch and Fabienne's life, but then QT said 'Nah.'

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
If i remember right he did The Rules of Attraction, which was a favorite of mine as a teen, and then got a DUI that hosed with his career.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Punkin Spunkin posted:

If i remember right he did The Rules of Attraction, which was a favorite of mine as a teen, and then got a DUI that hosed with his career.

He killed his passenger in the DUI, got a light sentence that included days free and a light work crew, poo poo like that. Then he complained about it on Twitter so the judge threw him in jail for the rest of his term. He's dumb as gently caress.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

New from Chris Morris (Four Lions)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqJyhh2PFBw

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

I did it guys. I found the dumbest looking trailer in the history of trailers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbNkOwjmeL0

Everyone can stop looking.

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

thrawn527 posted:

I did it guys. I found the dumbest looking trailer in the history of trailers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbNkOwjmeL0

Everyone can stop looking.
Well, sure, but it's just a goofy gag video, it's not a real movie, so I can't rag on it that much. I'd say it's just bad because gently caress Ronda Rousey.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

JazzFlight posted:

Well, sure, but it's just a goofy gag video, it's not a real movie, so I can't rag on it that much. I'd say it's just bad because gently caress Ronda Rousey.

Oh, I hadn't heard it wasn't a real movie, and thought it was some dumb indie horror/comedy.

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

thrawn527 posted:

Oh, I hadn't heard it wasn't a real movie, and thought it was some dumb indie horror/comedy.
I seem to remember when people were petitioning Marvel to have Rousey cast as Captain Marvel. Man, dodged a bullet with that one.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

JazzFlight posted:

I seem to remember when people were petitioning Marvel to have Rousey cast as Captain Marvel. Man, dodged a bullet with that one.

Yeah, some wrestlers/MMA fighters can turn into decent actors (The Rock, Gina Carano both come to mind as being pretty good), but Rousey is just...not...good.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Bautista is probably the only good example tbh

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...
I will not spoil myself on the trailer, but I'll only say:

welcome back, king

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

Bautista is probably the only good example tbh

Say Roddy Piper or start eating this trash can

Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"

thrawn527 posted:

Yeah, some wrestlers/MMA fighters can turn into decent actors (The Rock, Gina Carano both come to mind as being pretty good), but Rousey is just...not...good.

gina carano was not good, she was spectacularly bad. absolute zero onscreen charisma with a laughable range. she was goos at fights though

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Ammanas posted:

gina carano was not good, she was spectacularly bad. absolute zero onscreen charisma with a laughable range. she was goos at fights though

Haywire was pretty good. And mainly what I mean is this: compare her in her Fast & Furious movie to Rousey in her Fast & Furious movie. Carano was decent. Rousey was awful.

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Ronda Rousey is somehow in Mortal Kombat 11 despite absolutely no one wanting her there.

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