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Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Dungeon Ecology posted:

Fer-al
hog doot doo da doot doo-doo
feral hog doot doo da doot doo-doo
feral hog doot doo da doot doo-doo
feral hog

gently caress. You.

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AstroWhale
Mar 28, 2009

welcome 2 Clown Town posted:

this one is very good even though i have no idea what the source material is

e: :synpa:

Maybe you should watch Princess Mononoke and stop reading this thread

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
I can feel hogs running in the yard tonight, oh lord
And I've been waiting for this moment for three to five, oh lord
Can you feel hogs running in the yard tonight, oh lord, oh lord

Well if you told me you were lefty, I would not lend a gun
I've seen those hogs before my friend, and I know exactly how fast they run
Well I was there and I saw what they did, I saw it with my own two kids
So you can wipe off that grin, I know where they’ve been
It's all been a pack of pigs

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




It's worse than reddit in here ffs

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Twinkle twinkle little hogs
30-50, yard, kids, guns

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Dungeon Ecology posted:

Fer-al
hog doot doo da doot doo-doo
feral hog doot doo da doot doo-doo
feral hog doot doo da doot doo-doo
feral hog

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I'm impressed that in this day & age that the this meme has lasted longer than it takes for one to lose their children to a passel of hogs.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Android Apocalypse posted:

I'm impressed that in this day & age that the this meme has lasted longer than it takes for one to lose their children to a passel of hogs.

We dont know how long that takes. Just how fast the feral hogs arrive

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
Somebody once told me that guns were gonna kill me
That ain't the truest post in the thread
Twitter cannot disregard that my kids were in the yard
And the hogs will make sure they are all dead

Well the hogs start coming and they don't stop coming
Have 3 to 5 minutes to get my kids running
Doesn't make sense not to own a gun
No assault weapons mean we all succumb
More than 30, less than 50
How can we make their number decrease?
You'll never win if you don't shoot
Feral hogs are absolute

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

MotU posted:

Somebody once told me that guns were gonna kill me
That ain't the truest post in the thread
Twitter cannot disregard that my kids were in the yard
And the hogs will make sure they are all dead

Well the hogs start coming and they don't stop coming
Have 3 to 5 minutes to get my kids running
Doesn't make sense not to own a gun
No assault weapons mean we all succumb
More than 30, less than 50
How can we make their number decrease?
You'll never win if you don't shoot
Feral hogs are absolute

This is the best version of this

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day


I'm tired af of all these hog memes, oh well.

LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 00:26 on Aug 8, 2019

Temaukel
Mar 28, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lol at seeing ads.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Cut my yard into pieces
Here come the feral hogs
30-50. My children
Don't have a gun
So I guess the hogs eat them

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Amphigory posted:

It's worse than reddit in here ffs

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

LifeSunDeath posted:


I'm tired af of all these hog memes, oh well.

Oh cool, this made my tongue spasm, thanks

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Much like 30-50 feral hogs would do to small children playing in a rural American yard, I think we've run these memes into the ground.







Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Amphigory posted:

It's worse than reddit in here ffs

You don't have a reddit account?

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
Hi kids, do you like violence?
Wanna see 30-50 feral hogs right where your slide is?
Wanna cap a pig and do exactly what I did?
Fire, miss and get hosed up worse than the swine is?

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Amphigory posted:

It's worse than reddit in here ffs

Goons are making this already bad meme even worse, and running it into the ground because of cosmic balance. This is to offset when they made the good meme Steamed Hams even better, and elevated it to a position of meme legened.

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
I cannot take this anymore
All my children's corpses on the floor
Every day these loving pigs
Come by and they eat my kids
They showed up again today
After five minutes of play

Just like before

Every kid they take from me
Takes me one step closer to the death
Of fifty feral hogs
I need a new AR-15
'Cause I'm one step closer to the death
Of fifty feral hogs

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Personally I enjoy the lovely takes on this dumb new meme, almost as much as i enjoy other goons being salty

I await the ur-form of the meme, a feral hog name generator

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Legit question for goons- How do I block the 30-50 feral hogs memes that appear in my browser within 3-5 mins while I read the meme thread?

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

the baby shark one and the all star one were good.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Tetracube posted:

Legit question for goons- How do I block the 30-50 feral hogs memes that appear in my browser within 3-5 mins while I read the meme thread?

rear end rifle fifteen

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

This ol’ thing again

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Tetracube posted:

Legit question for goons- How do I block the 30-50 feral hogs memes that appear in my browser within 3-5 mins while I read the meme thread?

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker
dreißig bis fünfzig Wildschweine
Auf ihrem Weg zum Hof der Kinder
sie denken, sie kamen in drei bis fünf Minuten
Darum schickte ein General
'ne Elternteil mit Sturmgewehr hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn es so wär
Dabei war'n da am Horizont
Nur dreißig bis fünfzig Wildschweine

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

KennyMan666
May 27, 2010

The Saga

Well, either you're closing your eyes to a problem you do not wish to acknowledge, or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated by the presence of 30-50 feral hogs in your yard. Well, ya got trouble, my friend. Right here, I say trouble right here within 3-5 minutes. Why sure, I'm a weapon owner, certainly mighty proud, I say I'm always mighty proud to say it. I consider that the hours I spend with an assault rifle in my hands are golden.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

bike tory posted:

If y'all haven't been on twitter to enjoy the feral hog memes then you're missing out

Boy do I regret this post

voiceless anal fricative has a new favorite as of 20:44 on Aug 8, 2019

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:

Personally I enjoy the lovely takes on this dumb new meme, almost as much as i enjoy other goons being salty

I await the ur-form of the meme, a feral hog name generator

I got Tusk Tusk.

gleebster has a new favorite as of 11:30 on Aug 8, 2019

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
The feral hogs "meme" is real bad

You're losing your touch, memelords

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Zzulu posted:

The feral hogs "meme" is real bad

You're losing your touch, memelords

The hogs meme was good for a bit on twitter but died way before this thread caught up with it and proceeded to wring multiple pages of incredibly tedious and unfunny riffing out of it.

I do appreciate it giving someone the incentive to dig out this old classic at least.

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


Zzulu posted:

The feral hogs "meme" is real bad

You're losing your touch, memelords

lol yeah all the other good memes lmao

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Imagine 3-5 hogs on the edge of a cliff

Memes work the same way

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luchadornado
Oct 7, 2004

A boombox is not a toy!

sandoz posted:

lol yeah all the other good memes lmao

It will be hard, but here's hoping we can find something that can possibly be better than two pages of parody lyrics

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