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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Everyone gettin corn cobbed up in here

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Stoatbringer posted:

Country girls make do.

that's not do
thats cume

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

BrigadierSensible posted:

I thought they were bike shorts for people who ride a lot, and need extra padding on their arses.

OK, what about the fart cloud?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

steinrokkan posted:

OK, what about the fart cloud?

That's not fart, that's squirt

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

steinrokkan posted:

OK, what about the fart cloud?

If they really are supposed to be bike shorts rather than fart-shorts, I'm guessing it's supposed to convey the message that they provide an air cushion? Or something?

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Dick Burglar posted:

If they really are supposed to be bike shorts rather than fart-shorts, I'm guessing it's supposed to convey the message that they provide an air cushion? Or something?
That little air-puff is usually visual shorthand for "breathable".

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

I, too, cum mayonnaise

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

T-man posted:

I, too, cum mayonnaise

Condiments are stored in the balls

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Reign Of Pain posted:

Condiments are stored in the balls

Cumdiments.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Stoatbringer posted:

Country girls make do.

Looks like they already made did

GrandMaster
Aug 15, 2004
laidback

BrigadierSensible posted:

I thought they were bike shorts for people who ride a lot, and need extra padding on their arses.

They are, but the idiot model is wearing them inside out haha

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


super :nws:

https://www.reddit.com/r/hmmmgifs/comments/cn7m3q/hmmm/

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
hey man you got a pretty big gash on your forearm

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Lol just why. If you must have that inked onto you why not just show the tattooist a photo of her minge? Does it really help to see it “live’?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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monkeytennis posted:

Lol just why. If you must have that inked onto you why not just show the tattooist a photo of her minge? Does it really help to see it “live’?

A photograph can create weird visual effects. This way the artist knows exactly what they're seeing; they get a sense of form, volume, shading, texture and let's face it, smell and temperature from life drawing.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Tubgoat posted:

Cumdiments.
Condoments was right there <:mad:>

cinni
Oct 17, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
So what does untreated HPV look like on a wild deer? From a Minnesota forest:



BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

"Well the one in the middle is Willie Nelson"

someone might get this

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



cinni posted:

So what does untreated HPV look like on a wild deer? From a Minnesota forest:





I saw a giant tortoise with this in Hawaii. Bulbous white growths all over its face and neck. The tour guide said it was from tourists touching them :puke:

Probably why there's a $10,000 fine for touching tortoises.

ThanatosOfOne
Mar 24, 2009

BiggerBoat posted:

"Well the one in the middle is Willie Nelson"

someone might get this

I dunno who the two on the left and right are though...

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


cinni posted:

So what does untreated HPV look like on a wild deer? From a Minnesota forest:





Apparently they're safe to eat. Only danger is that they make lovely trophies.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Scathach posted:

Apparently they're safe to eat. Only danger is that they make lovely trophies.

Sell 'em off to a haunted house or something.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

fisting by many posted:

I saw a giant tortoise with this in Hawaii. Bulbous white growths all over its face and neck. The tour guide said it was from tourists touching them :puke:

Probably why there's a $10,000 fine for touching tortoises.

:barf: :cry:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

cinni posted:

So what does untreated HPV look like on a wild deer? From a Minnesota forest:





That'll teach those pesky does to act all slutty with hunters.

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe


Well they sound good

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Violet_Sky posted:



Well they sound good

Kids must not be narcs, also have to bring their own meth.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Brawnfire posted:

Sell 'em off to a hunted house or something.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

cinni posted:

So what does untreated HPV look like on a wild deer? From a Minnesota forest:





This happens in rabbits too. It's the reason people think jackalopes are real.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

This happens in rabbits too. It's the reason people think jackalopes are real.

Holy poo poo. :stonkhat:

Purgatory Glory
Feb 20, 2005

Schads on the poor sap who gave her that ring when it used to fit.

Telemaze
Apr 22, 2008

What you expected hasn't happened.
Fun Shoe
Has anyone posted this lady who likes her dog a bit too much?

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~

cinni posted:

So what does untreated HPV look like on a wild deer? From a Minnesota forest:





Genuinely one of the most disturbing things I’ve seen in this thread so far. I can’t stop shivering.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

cinni posted:

So what does untreated HPV look like on a wild deer? From a Minnesota forest:





That's some 1 star pelt bullshit right there....not even worth getting of your horse for

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Reign Of Pain posted:

That's some 1 star pelt bullshit right there....not even worth getting of your horse for
First pic looks like the loving Scorched from Fallout 76 or something.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

I just wanted a tour of Fenway Park, I dont know why they keep talking about the Red Sox! Ruined my vacation!

loving idiot

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Well, I didn't like getting lectured about slavery (my ancestors never owned slaves, just want to make that clear) but the buffet was very nice so you've earned this second star (click submit)

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

This happens in rabbits too. It's the reason people think jackalopes are real.

Jackalopes are also the common name for a long legged hare in the American Southwest, which are not mythical creatures.

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Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

WrenP-Complete posted:

Jackalopes are also the common name for a long legged hare in the American Southwest, which are not mythical creatures.

A jackalope is a portmanteau of jackrabbit and antelope. A jackalope is decidedly not real, and is created by a taxidermist fusing the antlers from an antelope and a jackrabbit. It has nothing to do with their legs.

Anyone who tells you a jackalope is real is a psycho.

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