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The AFC South Division Champion of 2019 will be...
This poll is closed.
Houtson 29 31.18%
Indianapolis 25 26.88%
Jacksonville 22 23.66%
Tennessee 17 18.28%
Total: 93 votes
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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
And then Luck KDs himself, it's all coming up Texans baby

"Ryan Khalil is your starting left tackle"

Shut up don't knock me off my cloud

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
we all suck poo poo in this, our dumb gay conference

EvilBeard
Apr 24, 2003

Big Q's House of Pancakes

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1160229378883837952?s=09

Shadow225
Jan 2, 2007




It owns knowing you're going to have an elite QB for the next decade because he's going to take every other year off.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

How do you get to the NFL if this is your vision?

Shadow225
Jan 2, 2007




NFL still looks for things like a mean streak in players, and those men are exceptional at being mean at their QB

EvilBeard
Apr 24, 2003

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Metapod posted:

How do you get to the NFL if this is your vision?

It's a comedy of errors, the RB goes to block the RT's assignment, and then realizes. The RT is a bit confused, goes to block the blitzer who is the RB's assignment, and then they decided to switch back, and then neither of them blocks either of them. The other 3 linemen, despite having a triple team going on, no one is looking around like, is there someone else I might need to help?

I pray for Watson. He's a cool QB, and I like having a division with two cool QBs. The Texans might murder him.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Shadow225 posted:

It owns knowing you're going to have an elite QB for the next decade because he's going to take every other year off.

It owns knowing you have an elite QB right now who will be dead in a year or two because the team won't invest in offensive line

EvilBeard
Apr 24, 2003

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Intruder posted:

It owns knowing you have an elite QB right now who will be dead in a year or two because the team won't invest in offensive line

Just look at the Colts. We only wasted MOST of Luck's prime. Maybe Houston is on that plan.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow

Intruder posted:

It owns knowing you have an elite QB right now who will be dead in a year or two because the team won't invest in offensive line

To be fair you dorks did draft two tackles. It’s just that they’re both real real bad

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

:laffo: at the RB, just waving his arms around completely helplessly as he is casually bypassed. Like dude you gotta pick one (preferably the one you're assigned to) and then loving block him. Failing that, block SOMEONE. jesus christ that's shameful

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Wow delanie and jonnu are really going to gently caress up.the league this year

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Intruder posted:

And then Luck KDs himself, it's all coming up Texans baby

"Ryan Khalil is your starting left tackle"

Shut up don't knock me off my cloud

Congrats on losing in the first round playoffs to, checks notes, the Steelers.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
Jim Irsay says Andy Luck is dealing with “a bone issue”.

Lmao

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Draft Brissett in fantasy, i've seen this dance before.

Shadow225
Jan 2, 2007




It sounds like Luck may have a Haglund's deformity?

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Metapod posted:

Wow delanie and jonnu are really going to gently caress up.the league this year

Corey Davis too

Humphries is gonna open up the whole offense imo

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Stevie Lee posted:

Corey Davis too

Humphries is gonna open up the whole offense imo

Yeah I'm just excited to see the big bois healthy again is all

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
also excited for the big boi at RB to finally be a full-time starter

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Shadow225 posted:

It sounds like Luck may have a Haglund's deformity?

I'm pretty sure it's Bone-itits.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
The titans will win the division by having a good backup qb as their ace in the hole

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Metapod posted:

The titans will win the division by having a good backup qb as their ace in the hole

Yeah, Mariota is definitely an above-average backup

EvilBeard
Apr 24, 2003

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Metapod posted:

The titans will win the division by having a good backup qb as their ace in the hole

Yes, you have the second best backup QB in the division.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

EvilBeard posted:

Yes, you have the second best backup QB in the division.

I mean yeah but who cares about Foles

Shadow225
Jan 2, 2007




Foles is gonna have a great year throwing to

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
Kevin byard.

EvilBeard
Apr 24, 2003

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Shadow225 posted:

Foles is gonna have a great year throwing to

You mean 9-12 games. Foles has never started more than 11 games.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

I'm so glad we finally have Michael Griffins final form

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
The fact that the Texans haven't traded for Trent Williams yet is mind blowing

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Intruder posted:

The fact that the Texans haven't traded for Trent Williams yet is mind blowing

It really is, though I keep hoping he ends up on the patriots.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Intruder posted:

The fact that the Texans haven't traded for Trent Williams yet is mind blowing

I think that has to do more with Washington being dumb and lovely

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1161777847956119552

It begins

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

thrilla in vanilla posted:

Imagine being a jags fan.

Lol

I work in Jax and, trust me, there's not much else to loving get into up there.

Motherfuckers are all into NASCAR, golf, monster truck shows and, most especially, college football which has always been weird to me. I'm originally from Philly and have never gotten used to the insane following NCAA ball gets down here, especially considering how few of these dumb rednecks even went to college.

EvilBeard
Apr 24, 2003

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Intruder posted:

The fact that the Texans haven't traded for Trent Williams yet is mind blowing

You just trade tackles that are any good.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Even when Peyton didnt have a neck and Luck didnt have a shoulder they were still "They are fine, keep buying tickets to see them play"



They are admitting Luck is Q for Week 1? He honest to goodness has no leg. It's gone. It fell off.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

BiggerBoat posted:

I work in Jax and, trust me, there's not much else to loving get into up there.

Motherfuckers are all into NASCAR, golf, monster truck shows and, most especially, college football which has always been weird to me. I'm originally from Philly and have never gotten used to the insane following NCAA ball gets down here, especially considering how few of these dumb rednecks even went to college.

Different strokes for different folks.

Imagine how they feel about you.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Athanatos posted:


They are admitting Luck is Q for Week 1? He honest to goodness has no leg. It's gone. It fell off.

At this point I'm sure Amazon has replacement Luck limbs.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Colostomy Bag posted:

Different strokes for different folks.

Imagine how they feel about you.

Oh, they despise me.

Shadow225
Jan 2, 2007




Reece Fountain broke his ankle today.

He is a second round player looking to be WR4 or 5. Rough for him.

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EvilBeard
Apr 24, 2003

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Shadow225 posted:

Reece Fountain broke his ankle today.

He is a second round player looking to be WR4 or 5. Rough for him.

from the live tweeting of the practice, it was dislocated and broken, and they took him right to the hospital after both teams knelt around him. Doesn't sound promising.

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