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Stoatbringer posted:To be fair, inhaling piss would probably be very bad for you. That’s how you get the yellow lung.
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Duh it’s sterile no big deal
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beanieson posted:AHHHHHHHHHH "No? I don't know that I've ever said that." "Here ya go!"
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Aug 17, 2019 23:19
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Lmao, just drag it outside for a day.
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Tubgoat posted:Lmao, just drag it outside for a day. Speaking from experience?
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Experience of using fresh air and UV radiation to deodorise things, yes.
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this guy is a huge lying shitbird and there are mountains of video evidence on youtube of it. this is the guy that made a bunch of hyper popular "pranks in the hood" videos where he makes it look like minorities are ready to beat the poo poo out of you/destroy property at the slightest provocation. Spoilers; they were all paid actors.
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Tubgoat posted:I want your nightmares. My favorite dreams are filled with alien geometry such as this. If they put some kind of partition in front of the toilet then it would lose the nightmare aspect for me. The nightmare thing is trying to find a bathroom and the stalls are all missing doors or the doors have like huge spaces or won't close or something. A while back, maybe in a previous AUG thread, someone posted bathrooms from when the Olympics were held in Russia and they had a similar feel. That is, toilets in places they seemingly shouldn't be, with no privacy. They weren't actually in stairwells, though. I must admit that is a new concept.
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Aug 18, 2019 02:33
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I mean if it's my own private gently caress palace accessible only by me and people I want to see unclothed, it's 100% fine.
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Aug 18, 2019 02:36
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Just because you want to see someone unclothed doesn't mean you want to see them on the toilet. Well, that's how I feel at least.
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*unleashes a nauseating unfettered poogas miasma into the foyer* Hey im NAKED!
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Tubgoat posted:Lmao, just drag it outside for a day. After spending a day outside, the girlfriend would be glad to sit on any couch. Good thinking!
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If people actively thought about their partner sitting on the can, fewer people would want to do butt stuff.
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Tubgoat posted:If people actively thought about their partner sitting on the can, fewer people would want to do butt stuff. 
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I disagree, plenty of people who are not interested in poop are into butt stuff
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No sins exist in the shower.
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Brawnfire posted:No sins exist in the shower. Shower farts are the very worst thing
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The Bloop posted:Shower farts are the very worst thing just breathe deep and embrace the future.
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Shower farts make the absolute best noise and fill me with delight every time. Not sure if I'd feel the same way if it was someone else farting, but I presumably I like like them if we're showering together.
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I peed in the shower with my girlfriend once. She was not as amused as I was.
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Just lol if the wet flapping cheeks from a shower fart doesn't make you giggle like an idiot
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Tubgoat posted:Shower farts make the absolute best noise and fill me with delight every time. Not sure if I'd feel the same way if it was someone else farting, but I presumably I like like them if we're showering together. OTOH shower farts can combine with humid steam in the worst possible way. I've gassed myself out of the shower before.
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bradzilla posted:Just lol if the wet flapping cheeks from a shower fart doesn't make you giggle like an idiot
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Where is that thread where OP convinced everyone to put their wet cheeks against the shower wall and let it rip? Goons were waking up their spouses across the house trying it. Good times.
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Aw drat, my wife's Achilles heel is farts and fart jokes, I'ma gotta try that.
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La Brea Carpet posted:Where is that thread where OP convinced everyone to put their wet cheeks against the shower wall and let it rip? Goons were waking up their spouses across the house trying it. Why am I just learning about this now? Good way to discourage your spouse from taking a lengthy dump while you're trying to take a shower.
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Brawnfire posted:Aw drat, my wife's Achilles heel is farts and fart jokes, I'ma gotta try that.
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bradzilla posted:Just lol if the wet flapping cheeks from a shower fart doesn't make you giggle like an idiot
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Posting from the past of page 229 to say Screaming Idiot was right about BDSM. BDSM is like gun ownership. Is it possible to do safely? I suppose it is for some people. But being able to own a gun attracts the kind of people who should most certainly not have a gun. Now the responsible gun owner will lock their guns in a safe, and occasionally take them out for some harmless shooting before locking the guns back. The gun nut on the other hand carries their guns with them everywhere they go. Being a gun nut is their identity. Now to all those people who jumped up to defend what is aparently the new status quo; I’m super happy that you all enjoy your moderate spanking and light pegging without negative consequences. But that’s not what Screaming Idiot was talking about. The BDSM community, the people for whom BDSM is their identity or a significant part thereof, are ‘gun nuts’. They are the people who should not at all be doing these things, which is evident by how important it is to them. If you have a story about how you or somebody you know practises BDSM and has not been hurt because they do it safely, that’s great. There are also plenty of people who have not been shot with a gun. And those who have. Every morning I have to look in the mirror and see the big angry scars where the scalpel turned my chest into something horrifying. No I did not consent. Saying that this means it wasn’t BDSM is bullshit. This post was plenty of A, if it also needs to be UG I could upload a selfie of me without a shirt on. I guess this will be my first probation, which I’ll gladly take for poo poo posting all over some bourgie woke dipshits who felt they had to defend the good name of people who get off on hurt and degredation. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Yikes. Whatever happened to just cuddling these days. That sounds awful internet person, sorry.
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:The lighting makes me uncomfortable took me way too long to realize this wasn't a video, then longer to figure out wtf.
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I'm not sure I understand, is that not just a pool that's been filled in with dirt? What am I missing?
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Don't worry, when the U.S. gets around to banning guns, they will ONLY take them from people who have a legitimate need for them in self-defense. The people who should never ever have them will not only be allowed to keep them, but they'll be asked to help take them from minorities and women.
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Garrand posted:I'm not sure I understand, is that not just a pool that's been filled in with dirt? What am I missing? A fun place to swim and play Marco Polo. The loss of a pool is the loss of joy.
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Such Fun posted:Posting from the past of page 229 to say Screaming Idiot was right about BDSM. As much as I hate woke dipshits, I don't think anybody was defending actual hurt and degradation.
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