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pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




Excelzior posted:

oh please don't let Mark look suspiciously like Jeffrey

my brain can't crack any more, the pings are reverberating, make it stooooop

:ohdear:

i mean

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Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001





the uglier rape bro

ross perot in hell
Jul 9, 2019

by VideoGames

Excelzior posted:

they turk our dershs

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

sorry but

just,

fuckin...

"steve jail"

:psyduck:

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

smarxist posted:

the prince philip photos look like he's about to drop a mix tape





I didn't realize before that symbol on his shirt is his own personal logo lol. He had it on other shirts too.

vez veces
Dec 15, 2006

The engineer blew the whistle,
and the fireman rung the bell.

Christoph posted:

There's a Turk Dersh vid?

couple pages back:

FRINGE posted:

Enjoy Dershowitz having serial and parallel meltdowns on Turkish tv a few days ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyDwFrbuy8U

tylersayten
Mar 20, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Excelzior posted:

they turk our dershs

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

sleeptalker posted:

I didn't realize before that symbol on his shirt is his own personal logo lol. He had it on other shirts too.

jee,

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


sleeptalker posted:

I didn't realize before that symbol on his shirt is his own personal logo lol. He had it on other shirts too.

its just a monogram, rich white people love that poo poo

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Someone's more clever than I am see if you can think of a good Epstein version of finnigans wake

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Feranon posted:

sorry but

just,

fuckin...

"steve jail"

:psyduck:

that was a joke but also maybe the least insane thing about any of this

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



TeenageArchipelago posted:

Someone's more clever than I am see if you can think of a good Epstein version of finnigans wake

My sweet little whorish Dersh,

I did as you told me, you dirty little attorney, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being hosed arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I hosed you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest loving I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, loving in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every gently caress I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger gently caress than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I hosed them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to gently caress a farting lawyer when every gently caress drives one out of them. I think I would know Dersh's fart anywhere. I think I could pick yours out in a roomful of farting lawyers. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat judges have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold attorney would let off in fun in a courtroom at night. I hope Dersh will let off no end of his farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012



lmao @ the embroidered J(effrey) E(dward) E(pstein) logo on the quarter zip

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



oh poo poo sorry that's not finnegans wake my bad

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

lmao @ the embroidered J(effrey) E(dward) E(pstein) logo on the quarter zip

Technically Jeffrey Epstein Edward, for some dumb reason the rich gently caress up the order of the monogram and put the middle initial last and last in the middle.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Leon Sumbitches posted:

Technically Jeffrey Epstein Edward, for some dumb reason the rich gently caress up the order of the monogram and put the middle initial last and last in the middle.

yeah the big letter is really the only part of the name that matters to them

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
Jeff's alive dudes.

Lil Mama Im Sorry
Oct 14, 2012

I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS
lmao that Dersh interview, just execute him on public television please

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Ghostlight posted:

My sweet little whorish Dersh,

I did as you told me, you dirty little attorney, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being hosed arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I hosed you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest loving I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, loving in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every gently caress I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger gently caress than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I hosed them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to gently caress a farting lawyer when every gently caress drives one out of them. I think I would know Dersh's fart anywhere. I think I could pick yours out in a roomful of farting lawyers. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat judges have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold attorney would let off in fun in a courtroom at night. I hope Dersh will let off no end of his farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

Preemptive free Ghostlight

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
Jeffrey Epstein signed a will 2 days before his suicide. Except we know it isn't a suicide because of the bones that we're broken. But why did he sign a will two days before his murder? Why was he being brought children to gently caress and in a great mood? If he signed the will because he knew he was gonna get killed it seems like he'd be at least a little bummed out. I still think he's alive, and the will was part of the fake suicide body swap which he was in on. It was to help make it look like a suicide.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




why is tersh in durkey?

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

FAUXTON posted:

BREAK MY NECK INTO PIECES

I MISS MY RAPE RESORT

SUFFOCATION
NO BREATHING

NO FOUL PLAY I JUST DID IT BY KNEELING

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
There's also the second van, the bystanders who said they saw a second body. The 4chan post claiming they brought in a second body the night of the murder.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
why would the deep state construct an elaborate hoax with dozens of people in on it instead of literally killing epstein lol

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


Dang

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

FAUXTON posted:

BREAK MY NECK INTO PIECES

I MISS MY RAPE RESORT

SUFFOCATION
NO BREATHING

NO FOUL PLAY I JUST DID IT BY KNEELING

Christoph
Mar 3, 2005
Has anyone been hitting the Getty Images trove of high society pics to see if there are other weird connections?

That would be better than talking about this alleged convicted pedophile's death (or non death)

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

FRINGE posted:

Enjoy Dershowitz having serial and parallel meltdowns on Turkish tv a few days ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyDwFrbuy8U


jesus christ

what strikes me most about this is that turkish media is like 10 times better than american media, you would never see a 20 minute interview with anyone that is uninterrupted by commercials, and definitely not one that asks people questions like this

twoday has issued a correction as of 02:08 on Aug 20, 2019

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Christoph posted:

Has anyone been hitting the Getty Images trove of high society pics to see if there are other weird connections?

That would be better than talking about this alleged convicted pedophile's death (or non death)

Yeah. It turns out they are all connected

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


lying fake news media trying to cover up the murder

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/1163611521068556288

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




make a website that just flips through pics with questions like "did you gently caress the kids, chris tucker?"

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

smarxist posted:

why would the deep state construct an elaborate hoax with dozens of people in on it instead of literally killing epstein lol

Because there is an important differentiation, he is one of them, not one of us.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Ace of Baes posted:

Jeffrey Epstein signed a will 2 days before his suicide. Except we know it isn't a suicide because of the bones that we're broken. But why did he sign a will two days before his murder? Why was he being brought children to gently caress and in a great mood? If he signed the will because he knew he was gonna get killed it seems like he'd be at least a little bummed out. I still think he's alive, and the will was part of the fake suicide body swap which he was in on. It was to help make it look like a suicide.

His brother was made the sole beneficiary and also the one to identify/claim the body

I'm on board with body swap to avoid dead man's switch with the brother being in on it

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Christoph posted:

Has anyone been hitting the Getty Images trove of high society pics to see if there are other weird connections?

That would be better than talking about this alleged convicted pedophile's death (or non death)

the Getty images founded by the grandson of the billionaire John Paul Getty and owned by the Carlyle Group?

It's already been compromised

Capitalism consolidating outlandish wealth into a couple of dozen families makes conspiracy theorizing about them pretty easy

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
They can't let Epstein die, or testify, or go to prison,because if Epstein could who else might be thrown to the commoners next? No much easier to make him "dissapear" along with the indictment and court cases attached to him.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

smarxist posted:

why would the deep state construct an elaborate hoax with dozens of people in on it instead of literally killing epstein lol

the only alternative to killing him is putting him in witness protection because he was a secret agent

you know how cops get really sweet retirement plans? imagine the CIA version of that

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Epstein is too dangerous dead because then he's vulnerable to the socialist witches summoning and binding his ghost

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Ace of Baes posted:

Because there is an important differentiation, he is one of them, not one of us.

this is a dumb as poo poo reason, we have mountains of evidence of from history of clandestine organizations cleaning house when needed, even if they're "one of us", you'd have to come up with some insanely good reason that epstein is indisposable to the point that an elaborate hoax can be crafted and maintained by dozens of people

even if it was important for him to 'be alive' for their operation purposes all they'd have to do is wack him and then tell anyone who asks he's on an island somewhere like a child and a dead dog at the farm. that also happens dozens of times throughout history.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

what good is an alive epstein, except in a q world “trump rushed him to germany to protect him from clinton assasins before they could rub out his testimony” theory?

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mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Bulgakov posted:

what good is an alive epstein, except in a q world “trump rushed him to germany to protect him from clinton assasins before they could rub out his testimony” theory?

Dead man's switch that he didn't give up under assault by the roid cop

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