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Chomposaur
Feb 28, 2010




ulmont posted:

Nah. You'll stall out around Crown of Swords.

NGL, I crapped out earlier than that. I started a reread and it went like 1, 2, 3, 4, 12, 13, 14.

I'm pumped about the casting tho, everyone looks different from my mental picture but at the same time it feels like they really nailed them. Just need a solid Lan and Thom now.

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eke out
Feb 24, 2013



Chomposaur posted:

NGL, I crapped out earlier than that. I started a reread and it went like 1, 2, 3, 4, 12, 13, 14.

I'm pumped about the casting tho, everyone looks different from my mental picture but at the same time it feels like they really nailed them. Just need a solid Lan and Thom now.

yeah I only ever read the Sanderson books when they first came out, I want to pick up just those again. might have to like read wikipedia or something to catch up because it's been a while since i was a teen reading the jordan books

Sab669
Sep 24, 2009

Chomposaur posted:

NGL, I crapped out earlier than that. I started a reread and it went like 1, 2, 3, 4, 12, 13, 14.

I'm pumped about the casting tho, everyone looks different from my mental picture but at the same time it feels like they really nailed them. Just need a solid Lan and Thom now.

I don't see myself ever rereading but if I did that would probably be my order too lol.

I can't decide who would be a good fit for Thom, but I haven't liked any of the suggestions I saw on reddit about it.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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How bout the dude who played King Richard in Galavant

socialsecurity
Aug 30, 2003

Data Graham posted:

How bout the dude who played King Richard in Galavant

They should just do Wheel of Time as a musical, magic can be like Fantastia and Rand can do duets with the voices in his head.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

socialsecurity posted:

They should just do Wheel of Time as a musical, magic can be like Fantastia and Rand can do duets with the voices in his head.

The Ring Cycle already takes a full week to stage.

You'd have to set aside all the broadway theaters at once and have them do each book in parallel.

Hieronymous Alloy fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Aug 16, 2019

seaborgium
Aug 1, 2002

"Nothing a shitload of bleach won't fix"




Data Graham posted:

How bout the dude who played King Richard in Galavant

Had a stroke and is still recovering, though he would be an amazing Thom.

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice
I think a new WoT thread would be good when we get actual news from when they actually start production, which I believe is slated for towards the end of this year?

In the meantime I've been hatereading the various comment threads on tor, ars, etc., for the new casting, to power my final form.

aparmenideanmonad
Jan 28, 2004
Balls to you and your way of mortal opinions - you don't exist anyway!
Fun Shoe

Sab669 posted:

I don't see myself ever rereading but if I did that would probably be my order too lol.

I can't decide who would be a good fit for Thom, but I haven't liked any of the suggestions I saw on reddit about it.

All they need to do is find a good looking 50+ year old multi-instrumentalist who can do backflips, sing, and grow a sick stache. Don't casting directors love a challenge?

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

seaborgium posted:

Had a stroke and is still recovering, though he would be an amazing Thom.

Oh no

well at least he has tad cooper

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

aparmenideanmonad posted:

All they need to do is find a good looking 50+ year old multi-instrumentalist who can do backflips, sing, and grow a sick stache. Don't casting directors love a challenge?

RIP Robin Williams

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

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wizzardstaff posted:

RIP Robin Williams

gently caress this is perfect :(

I'd love to have seen Robin in semi-serious grumpy old man role

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

aparmenideanmonad posted:

All they need to do is find a good looking 50+ year old multi-instrumentalist who can do backflips, sing, and grow a sick stache. Don't casting directors love a challenge?

https://www.google.com/search?source=hp&q=can+weird+Al+do+a+backflip

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
Temuera Morrison for Lan please.

Fezz
Aug 31, 2001

You should feel ashamed.

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE posted:

I think a new WoT thread would be good when we get actual news from when they actually start production, which I believe is slated for towards the end of this year?

In the meantime I've been hatereading the various comment threads on tor, ars, etc., for the new casting, to power my final form.

Post examples, please. :justpost: Or link a thread where you do so.

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

Fezz posted:

Post examples, please. :justpost: Or link a thread where you do so.

Honestly not a one of them is worth lifting up

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
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I love you all
Yeah, my family member was just ranting about BLM and how Robert Jordan had a VISION for what a character looked like and we should respect that. Also my kid isn't white and I told him to gently caress off, my kid can be any character fictional or otherwise that he feels like.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Just finished book 12. That was fantastic. Now to listen to the 2-hour Prologue of 13.

Sab669
Sep 24, 2009

I just wrapped up 14 this weekend, myself.

That sure was a book.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Just finished book 12. That was fantastic. Now to listen to the 2-hour Prologue of 13.

This prologue is very good.

Give me your thoughts on the last few chapters of book twelve. Also on Darth rand

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound
For a few of the later books the "prologues" were essentially teaser trailers for the books, and released early, so that kinda got them bloated I think.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

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Towers of Midnight's prologue is less than 40 pages long.

Compare that to Winter's Heart 85 pages long prologue, or Knife of Dreams' 95 pages long prologue...

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Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

RC Cola posted:

This prologue is very good.

Give me your thoughts on the last few chapters of book twelve. Also on Darth rand

Tam going to Rand was a cool scene. I'm glad they brought him back, even if it was by the hands of Cadsuane (she annoys me). I thought Rand may actually scale back his "I must be stone so I cannot have feels" or whatever after seeing his dad. Once he hears about Cadsuane, I thought he was going to legit kill Tam. Then I realized that important characters hardly ever die, so seeing him realize what he did then gently caress off into a gateway was pretty expected.

The next chapter was pretty funny.
*goes to Ebou Dar and tries to vaporize the Seanchan*
*pukes and crawls into a gateways to Dragonmount*


The prologue of book 13 was pretty cool. I love reading POVs that you rarely get to see (the Foresaken and Padan Fain)

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Tam going to Rand was a cool scene. I'm glad they brought him back, even if it was by the hands of Cadsuane (she annoys me). I thought Rand may actually scale back his "I must be stone so I cannot have feels" or whatever after seeing his dad. Once he hears about Cadsuane, I thought he was going to legit kill Tam. Then I realized that important characters hardly ever die, so seeing him realize what he did then gently caress off into a gateway was pretty expected.

The next chapter was pretty funny.
*goes to Ebou Dar and tries to vaporize the Seanchan*
*pukes and crawls into a gateways to Dragonmount*


The prologue of book 13 was pretty cool. I love reading POVs that you rarely get to see (the Foresaken and Padan Fain)

YES. POVs of forsaken or any bad guys is my favorite

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

RC Cola posted:

POVs of forsaken or a long pointless wet fart of a villain with an interesting concept but what turns out to have absolutely no drat point after Mat gets Healed in TDR

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Agreed on that. Padan Fain sucked

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


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RC Cola posted:

Agreed on that. Padan Fain sucked

I gotta wonder if this was cut down because Jordan died and Sanderson didn't know what to do or if even Jordan had lost sight of the character. I always envisioned him as WoT's Gollum and figured he'd have one last part to play before the end. I guess it was just stabbing Rand in the chest and nothing else. Same thing basically happened to Demandred.

Also the Talmanes bits in the prologue of Book 14 are possibly my favorite prologue.

mossyfisk
Nov 8, 2010

FF0000
As far as I know "Padan Fain is NOT Gollum" was one of the few rock solid Jordan Facts.

You know, like how Mazrim Taim definitely wasn't Demandred.

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

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I always thought he'd be the seed for the next Dark One or something after the original was defeated

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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DarkHorse posted:

I always thought he'd be the seed for the next Dark One or something after the original was defeated

I still kinda think this was what Jordan was planning. We can get metatextual up in this.

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

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College Slice
I think it makes more sense that The Creator and The Dark One are emergent personifications of the elemental forces that power creation than that mortals can ascend to that level of existence, which is more of a Brandon Sanderson thing.

The understood metaphysics of the world of Wheel of Time is that mortals souls are woven into the weave. It makes no lick of sense whatever that a soul can be entirely unspooled into something else.

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



i picked up the first sanderson WoT book for the first time since i read it in 2009 and god did I ever forget how much Light Bondage is going on.

i recognize that much of that is basically Sanderson being given a set of characters who already have a very high baseline amount of bdsm stuff going on and having to write his way out of that. but boy do I hope the tv show severely tones that stuff down

eke out fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Aug 21, 2019

Avalerion
Oct 19, 2012

If anything they’ll prob turn it up. I know one of the early news suggested they are going to “fix” Rand’s harem by making them go full polly which... could go either way at this point but could be an excuse to make it even more porny.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I will never stop laughing at his "You want spanking? FINE HERE IS ALL THE SPANKING YOU COULD EVER WANT, NOW LEAVE ME ALONE" scene.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
Or conversely the only way to beat spanking is to be bored of it.

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice
Going by recent tv history we're already ok with translating incest/pedo rape for depiction so I'm pretty sure swooning over 'light' bondage and poly harems is clutching pearls at best. Get over it.

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE posted:

Going by recent tv history we're already ok with translating incest/pedo rape for depiction so I'm pretty sure swooning over 'light' bondage and poly harems is clutching pearls at best. Get over it.

fair enough, maybe our culture is ready for entire episodes devoted solely to spanking

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound
Wheel of Time is way light for the HBO crowd. If anything they're gonna sex it up heavily.

I mean say what you will about the casting decisions, they're all forge-melting hot

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Wheel of Time is way light for the HBO crowd. If anything they're gonna sex it up heavily.

I mean say what you will about the casting decisions, they're all forge-melting hot

i think the real question is which main characters they make gay, as that is probably necessary for any sexy young show

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Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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eke out posted:

i think the real question is which main characters they make gay, as that is probably necessary for any sexy young show

you already know the answer: Egwene, Moiraine, Siuan

Maybe Matt ends up extremely bi / poly but I doubt they go there. They'll stick with sexy lesbians.

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