The Piss Tape Is Real (wear the hat)

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what's the best part about the piss tape being real
	the part about the actual president being that petty that he wanted piss on obama's mattress
	the part about kushner not doing great at his assigned role as middle east peace specialist failson extraordinaire
	the part about vladimir putin actually having kompromat and getting the fbi director fired through its influence on the potus
	the part about barron trump just holding a snowglobe wondering what it's all for, while his dad ends the world with his idiocy

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StrugglingHoneybun: Jan 2, 2005; Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

Real hurthling! posted:

all i want from ashley is her to wear the hat

# ? Aug 20, 2019 20:50

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 23:11

Burn Zone: May 22, 2004

it�s so fuckin real

# ? Aug 20, 2019 20:52

Preston Waters: May 21, 2010; by VideoGames

ross perot in hell posted:

like 90000% if they made a fake piss tape it would 1) not be as well done and 2) they would not be able to shut the gently caress up about it for the past 8 months. poo poo's real

who is "they" though?

i BELIEVE in the piss tape

# ? Aug 20, 2019 21:04

Preston Waters: May 21, 2010; by VideoGames

Burn Zone posted:

it�s so fuckin real

# ? Aug 20, 2019 21:05

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Burn Zone posted:

it’s so fuckin real

Soon, the whole world will know how loving real it is

# ? Aug 20, 2019 21:05

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

also if she posted here we could make all the same posts about wanting to touch her hair or whatever that drove Kate beaton off in like 36 hours

# ? Aug 20, 2019 21:15

Happy Thread: Jul 10, 2005; by Fluffdaddy; Plaster Town Cop

Man, this is like, not a good starter thread for SomethingAwful dot com lol. So many totally garbage posts to wade through with the informational stuff scattered loosely in between.

# ? Aug 20, 2019 21:28

Real hurthling!: Sep 11, 2001

make an ashley zone and train her account to it and only allow vetted and knowledgeable piss tape heroes to converse with her

# ? Aug 20, 2019 21:32

Happy Thread: Jul 10, 2005; by Fluffdaddy; Plaster Town Cop

Also besides just garbage posts, a total failure of effort on our parts to ever compile everything we know about the clip into one article, beyond Pooky's efforts to compile the actual video files only

And I'm not about to try doing it with the kind of month I'm having

# ? Aug 20, 2019 21:32

01011001: Dec 26, 2012

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Man, this is like, not a good starter thread for SomethingAwful dot com lol. So many totally garbage posts to wade through with the informational stuff scattered loosely in between.

it's an extremely representative experience

# ? Aug 20, 2019 22:12

ross perot in hell: Jul 9, 2019; by VideoGames

Preston Waters posted:

who is "they" though?

i BELIEVE in the piss tape

TPUSA or Veritas, read the fuckin thread for context preston jesus fucjk

# ? Aug 21, 2019 00:04

The Saucer Hovers: May 16, 2005

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Also besides just garbage posts, a total failure of effort on our parts to ever compile everything we know about the clip into one article, beyond Pooky's efforts to compile the actual video files only

And I'm not about to try doing it with the kind of month I'm having

guys we gotta clean this place up a guh guh girl is coming over

# ? Aug 21, 2019 00:11

Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Also besides just garbage posts, a total failure of effort on our parts to ever compile everything we know about the clip into one article, beyond Pooky's efforts to compile the actual video files only

We're the worst.

lmao, it owns.

# ? Aug 21, 2019 00:20

Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

ashley

do something!

# ? Aug 21, 2019 00:23

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Pooky posted:

So I just buy her an account, right?

UH, YEAH

# ? Aug 21, 2019 00:28

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Pooky posted:

Anyone have a link to the original posting from the trump thread?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3878487&pagenumber=3062&perpage=40#post491999426

# ? Aug 21, 2019 02:24

Preston Waters: May 21, 2010; by VideoGames

ross perot in hell posted:

TPUSA or Veritas, read the fuckin thread for context preston jesus fucjk

i'm scared tho

# ? Aug 21, 2019 02:25

Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Blitz7x posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3878487&pagenumber=3062&perpage=40#post491999426

This is the post you found, right?

# ? Aug 21, 2019 02:56

Stevie Lee: Oct 8, 2007

The Saucer Hovers posted:

guys we gotta clean this place up a guh guh girl is coming over

# ? Aug 21, 2019 03:10

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Pooky posted:

This is the post you found, right?

Yeah that's the first time that specific file was posted on 4chan

# ? Aug 21, 2019 03:59

pieuvre armement: Feb 27, 2018; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bip Roberts posted:

Kate beaton off

# ? Aug 21, 2019 03:59

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

Real hurthling! posted:

all i want from ashley is her to wear the hat on tv

# ? Aug 21, 2019 05:09

Pathos: Sep 8, 2000

it�s never been more real

# ? Aug 21, 2019 06:30

lobotomy molo: May 7, 2007; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

tell her you know Eliot Higgins, bam, done

# ? Aug 21, 2019 07:41

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

# ? Aug 21, 2019 08:05

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

frankenfreak posted:

�I sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world.�

�I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.�

�His struggle is man's struggle. He lifts my spirit.�

�He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can�t look away.�

�He transcends time and space.�

�He sickens me.�

�I love it.�

�Me too.�

# ? Aug 21, 2019 08:08

Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

frankenfreak posted:

# ? Aug 21, 2019 08:52

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

WampaLord posted:

“Me too.”

# ? Aug 21, 2019 11:31

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Piss tape is chosen one

# ? Aug 22, 2019 14:28

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Man, this is like, not a good starter thread for SomethingAwful dot com lol. So many totally garbage posts to wade through with the informational stuff scattered loosely in between.

that's a very accurate introduction to the cspam mindset

# ? Aug 22, 2019 14:32

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

About to engage in some accelerationism ITT

Ahem

Pee tape

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Aug 22, 2019 20:12

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009; Fun Shoe

ikanreed posted:

About to engage in some accelerationism ITT

Ahem

Pee tape

MODS

# ? Aug 22, 2019 20:13

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

ikanreed posted:

About to engage in some accelerationism ITT

Ahem

Pee tape

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

I want you to know, I took no pleasure in that.

# ? Aug 22, 2019 20:19

Happy Thread: Jul 10, 2005; by Fluffdaddy; Plaster Town Cop

Hey Pooky, so you've got three different video files right? All filmed with a phone? Have all three video files been checked for meta-data left by the phone? Although if they were smart enough to launder the bits through a phone recording, they were probably also smart enough to turn off their phone's geo-tagging of photos lol

# ? Aug 22, 2019 22:07

thewoof: Sep 11, 2006; My eyes are the eyes
of a dead man.
I feel the unholy stream.

Bip Roberts posted:

also if she posted here we could make all the same posts about wanting to touch her hair or whatever that drove Kate beaton off in like 36 hours

I remember when that happened. Someone posted the Robotnik "Double N-word" comic at her and she was like "oh wow that's something" and I think that was her last post.

# ? Aug 22, 2019 23:43

Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Hey Pooky, so you've got three different video files right? All filmed with a phone? Have all three video files been checked for meta-data left by the phone? Although if they were smart enough to launder the bits through a phone recording, they were probably also smart enough to turn off their phone's geo-tagging of photos lol

The only file that even looks remotely intact is the 1080 unmarked.

Pooky posted:

Metadata is intact on that one.

pre:

Metadata:
    major_brand     : mp42
    minor_version   : 512
    compatible_brands: isomiso2avc1mp41
    creation_time   : 2019-01-18T15:46:28.000000Z
    encoder         : HandBrake 1.2.0 2018122200
  Duration: 00:00:18.56, start: 0.000000, bitrate: 2623 kb/s
    Stream #0:0(und): Video: h264 (Main) (avc1 / 0x31637661), yuv420p(tv, bt709), 1894x1020 [SAR 1:1 DAR 947:510], 2632 kb/s, 25.05 fps, 25 tbr, 90k tbn, 180k tbc (default)
    Metadata:
      creation_time   : 2019-01-18T15:46:28.000000Z
      handler_name    : VideoHandler
    Stream #0:1(und): Audio: aac (LC) (mp4a / 0x6134706D), 48000 Hz, stereo, fltp, 2 kb/s (default)
    Metadata:
      creation_time   : 2019-01-18T15:46:28.000000Z
      handler_name    : SoundHandler

https://pisstape.org/tpt_1080.mp4.ffprobe.log.txt
https://pisstape.org/tpt_720.mp4.ffprobe.log.txt
https://pisstape.org/tpt_sd.mp4.ffprobe.log.txt
https://pisstape.org/tpt_4chB_OP.webm.ffprobe.log.txt

# ? Aug 23, 2019 00:10