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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/fuckinalpamare/status/1164699869929517057

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DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib

the worst blackmail of all: telling people that their actions are harming others

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
i look forward to chapo being finally canceled

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
People appropriating Heather Heyer to advocate the usual shitlib winemom centrist Hillary bullshit fill me with rage.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
today’s ep would be the one I’d have someone listen to as a great example of what i enjoy about chapo. good vibes

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012


Oh hey that's me

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Too real

slicing up eyeballs
Oct 19, 2005

I got me two olives and a couple of limes


I Before E posted:

Oh hey that's me

Virgil where's the newsletter

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Matt retains Best Chapo status by not knowing what Halo is. (I also do not know what the hell they were talking about there.)

Will has seized the Best Chapo title by making a good Stern-show reference.

prefect fucked around with this message at 11:45 on Aug 23, 2019

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

prefect posted:

Matt retains Best Chapo status by not knowing what Halo is. (I also do not know what the hell they were talking about there.)

Will has seized the Best Chapo title by making a good Stern-show reference.

:wrong: that Halo tweet was gold

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

TheBigAristotle posted:

:wrong: that Halo tweet was gold

This episode is really good. It could be depressing as hell, but they're like a plane flying just three feet above the waves, keeping it aloft. :allears:

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1136067842879709184?lang=en

Lmao I had missed this one

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
My favorite Trump tweet was during the campaign when he said Hillary Clinton had a “very average scream.”

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Good news, everyone!

https://twitter.com/JaneMayerNYer/status/1164869510127587328?s=20

GoLambo
Apr 11, 2006

Rest in piss

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
Whoa... that bitch dead. *the gang finds a dead Koch*

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
rest in piss you dead old bitch

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

thiel doubling down on his efforts to make himself immortal while outside his lair everyone celebrates the death of one of his fellows
the sooner the kochs both die the sooner whatever god awful foundation they will their money to can be razed

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
https://twitter.com/Ferric242/status/1164872698255859713

https://twitter.com/Ferric242/status/1164877286656610305


Millennials for Klobuchar 2020, everybody

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Mods change my name to ‘Ric Pundit’

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/RaphaelBW/status/1164918781602422785

Okay, maybe I'll resubscribe to Netflix when the new season comes out.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR CHASE KOCH!

https://twitter.com/MarkAmesExiled/status/1164918167677865984

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Don't we all Chase Koch on some level?

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
https://twitter.com/bornferal/status/458849443828097024

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


This is great

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

welfare check on Matt, as he probably did encounter an eldritch horror while playing a game about eldritch horrors, its story being themed after Epstein

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Victory Position posted:

welfare check on Matt, as he probably did encounter an eldritch horror while playing a game about eldritch horrors, its story being themed after Epstein

Get Matt to play Bloodborne.

AnEdgelord
Dec 12, 2016

MonsieurChoc posted:

Get Matt to play Bloodborne.

The world is basically Yharnam at this point, except instead of space gods its capitalism.

Crindee
Nov 16, 2005

LOOK LIKE EMERIL
"Jack in the box respected me too much to try and SURPRISE me!"

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

MonsieurChoc posted:

Get Matt to play Bloodborne.

for some reason, I think Matt would make for a great Father Gascoigne

edit: ah gently caress, I'm on hold right now so I might as well lay it all out:

Will - a dead body that you pick up a Hunter weapon from, probably the Saw Spear
Felix - Alfred
Matt - Gascoigne, as stated above
Virgil - The abhorrent beast hanging out in the woods
Amber - Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos
Chris - that one guy in the DLC hitting his head against the wall and muttering about the horrors
Brendan - Simon the Harrowed after being cut down by the guy with the Bloodletter

Victory Position fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Aug 23, 2019

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
This loving guy. Will's knocking it out of the park lately

https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/1164953515577532416



You have to click the pic to see his powder-blue loafers with nonslip soles.

I had a really terrible commute a few days ago, and was thinking about the old bit where they roast Jeff Jacoby's column about car=freedom. So of course, they brought it up again. Please let me know if you'd like me to psychically influence Chapo for you.

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



Matt would be the fisherman who keeps muttering things right before the first fishing hamlet lantern.

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

Uranium posted:

Matt would be the fisherman who keeps muttering things right before the first fishing hamlet lantern.

The big terratoma puddles in the Research Hall are end-stage Epstein Brain

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

MeatwadIsGod posted:

The big terratoma puddles in the Research Hall are end-stage Epstein Brain

An enlarged head of a patient of the Cathedral, with a cavity that just happens to fit a human head, although one would be mad to try it on. But if you do, listen carefully, for the sticky sound. Drip, drop. As water, seeping up from the depths, slowly, steadily...

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



If you give Blood Saint Adeline her own brain fluid, she’ll bestow upon you a Caryll covenant rune in the shape of a “Q”

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
there's some bad poo poo goin down in the basement of the Central Yharnam pizzeria.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Folks, the old blood, it’s bad.

ATP_Power
Jun 12, 2010

This is what fascinates me most in existence: the peculiar necessity of imagining what is, in fact, real.


Healthy young child goes to doctor, gets pumped with massive shot of blood ministration, doesn't feel good and changes - SCOURGE OF THE BEAST. Many such cases!

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



Folks, I see these great big hunters, very big guys, straight out of the workshop, with tears in their eyes, saying we have to end the nightmare.

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Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



A lot of hunters have their share of woes, so I’m going to buy a lot of sedatives from the old lady at cathedral ward, in very large quantities, to make sure they don’t frenzy. Very disrespectful of our hunters to let them fall into beastly idiocy!

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