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TheShrike posted:plot twist - those are actually all strains of weed so he wasn't lying |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Medium: I caught him on the counter. pure poetry
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Thingyman posted:world's worst wheel of fortune player: i'd like to buy an umlaut, alex weird al literally tried to do that when he was a celebrity contestant. ---------------- |
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Finger Prince posted:Fully sexual bigfoot But his normal sized wiener looks tiny next to his ample proportions. |
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If Bigfoot is legally a person, then by the principle of adverse possession Bigfoot owns the forest land where he lives. Individuals attempting to photograph Bigfoot do so on his private property. If they sell photographs taken while trespassing on Bigfoot's land, Bigfoot may have grounds to sue the photographers in court if he can prove he was harmed. I understand the desire to photograph Bigfoot. Bigfoot is astounding. But is anyone out there working to inform Bigfoot of his legal rights? Alan Dershowitz, maybe? It seems unlikely that he has access to adequate legal representation in his forest home. In addition to the trespassing issues, Bigfoot can probably win a large settlement for the unauthorized use of his name and likeness in film, TV, and print. Perhaps it is a minor point, but how do we know his name is Bigfoot if nobody has ever talked to him? I turn this question over in my mind during times of idleness, such as when waiting for the bus or reheating food in the microwave. |
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mountaincat posted:If Bigfoot is legally a person, then by the principle of adverse possession Bigfoot owns the forest land where he lives. Individuals attempting to photograph Bigfoot do so on his private property. If they sell photographs taken while trespassing on Bigfoot's land, Bigfoot may have grounds to sue the photographers in court if he can prove he was harmed. What about that time he moved in with the Henderson family? |
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Aug 26, 2019 05:24
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Aug 26, 2019 06:01
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accusing other posters of being my sockpuppets or something. i think that could be really funny but also maybe risky? people take the internet very seriously.
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Heather Papps posted:accusing other posters of being my sockpuppets or something. i think that could be really funny but also maybe risky? people take the internet very seriously. I agree completely, you raise excellent points, and so articulately |
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Heather Papps posted:accusing other posters of being my sockpuppets or something. i think that could be really funny but also maybe risky? people take the internet very seriously. lol! so much this!
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Heather Papps posted:accusing other posters of being my sockpuppets or something. i think that could be really funny but also maybe risky? people take the internet very seriously. e: sorry wrong account
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Aug 26, 2019 14:28
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Youth pastor energy but recruiting people to my cult. |
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Aug 26, 2019 14:59
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Youth pastor energy but recruiting people to my sex cult. Hey guys, let's rap about the big truth! *spins chair around and sits down on it backwards but he's naked and it's this chair* 
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Aug 26, 2019 15:01
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bee eater posted:Hey guys, let's rap about the big truth! i know you may think i'm just a saggy balled old dude but check this out *flexes scrote*
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Strumming an acoustic guitar, "This is a little song about the greatest story ever told - last year's Halloween Orgy" |
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The Military Industrial Complex, Like Hollywood before it, has run out of ideas and is just creating pointless sequels to the conspiracy theories we know and love in a cheap and cynical attempt to cash in on nostalgia.
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magic cactus posted:The Military Industrial Complex, Like Hollywood before it, has run out of ideas and is just creating pointless sequels to the conspiracy theories we know and love in a cheap and cynical attempt to cash in on nostalgia. 9/12 was an inside job
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Area 52: electric boogaloo
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a Prince tribute artist from Nigeria having a lot of difficulty establishing an online presence |
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Aug 26, 2019 18:37
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canyoneer posted:a Prince tribute artist from Nigeria having a lot of difficulty establishing an online presence The scammer formally known as (a) Prince
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Aug 26, 2019 18:39
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Shouldn't have named our band "The And Or" |
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Johnny Half-Beat and the Tone Deaf Singers
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Going into labor on labor day. |
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Aug 27, 2019 03:26
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pinocchio but pronounced like pee no chee oh |
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Macnult posted:pinocchio but pronounced like pee no chee oh more like pinochet amirite |
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i'm trying to summon that one mischievous ghost by saying his name 3 times. i can't recall his name, but i know now by experience that it is not beetlejizz |
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magic cactus posted:The scammer formally known as (a) Prince 
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canyoneer posted:i'm trying to summon that one mischievous ghost by saying his name 3 times. this was great |
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Aug 27, 2019 05:28
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remember when you thought subject 101 was like the bare bones barely know anything about that subject class but actually... 101 is usually upper division so not the basics really :0 |
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(craft beer snob tearily loading a shotgun) We're going to have to put him down. He's tasted Bud. |
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TheShrike posted:more like pinochet amirite Gepetto crying because his real boy is now a murderous dictator
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frankensteins monster is actually really nice and cute, and everyone loves him frankenstein is jealous, goes on a murderous rage
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got any sevens posted:other rooms in willy wonka's factory that arent on the tour The room where they extract the high fructose corn syrup and it's all old ladies getting their gnarly feet milked. |
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got any sevens posted:other rooms in willy wonka's factory that arent on the tour We've done it, which is not to say that a redo wouldn't be good. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3869118 |
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 home remedies for vagina dentata of the rear end?
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Vagina Dentata! What a wonderful phrase! Vagina Dentata! Aint no passing craaaaze! It means, uhh, I'm not gonna search for it on a work computer but it sounds scary. Probably a good idea to talk to your doctor about it. It's a pair of words! They mean something! Vagina Dentata!
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Heather Papps posted:forest power rangers? this or a captain planet who is an insane forest cult leader and his team are all under his sex thrall, and they kill hikers and loggers and fishermen and hunters and stuff, under the direction of gaia, interpreted by captain planet!
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