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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

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doandroidzdream
Apr 27, 2019

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010
Dragon Age? Morrowind?

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Khajit has wares...

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





marshmallow creep posted:

Khajit has wares...

I've got some coin somewhere around here...

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I want a khajiit that just has that face all the time.

Specifically I think that's serana in the background, the lady from the companions (aela?) and maiq the liar which is even better :v:

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Can’t let that go without https://youtu.be/PLmD_69pXpk

Edit: Yes I know this was pages ago but it needed be done

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.


Bad santa was right?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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LifeSunDeath posted:

Been to the peace museum in Hiroshima, the volunteers there won't let you not hear their side of the story. Basically, japan had lost at the point they were nuked, american planes were over Honshu doing fire raids and the end was near. So america not willing to miss a chance to use their fancy new weapon deliberated on where to attack, they looked at hitting Kyoto but some general said he'd been there before at some point and it was a pretty place so don't bother. They choose Nagasaki an actual industrial city that would take out some of the military complex, but then they chose Hiroshima, because the knew they could hit the most civilian targets. They chose a time of day when all the kids/women were out tearing down wooden structures (which they had been made to do by the government to avoid massive fires from conventional fire bombing raids). They sent out observation planes first that let out some barometric and other data capturing devices on parachutes to get more data from the "test". People saw these planes dropping parachutes of something and had no clue what was coming next, then the next plane came and dropped a single bomb that vaporized the entire city, and the hardest hit were all the people outside who got flash-fried, mostly women, children and old people. It was a total war crime, but america will never frame it this way.

Uh, I'm pretty sure this is all lies. America had to bomb Japan to save Japan from further casualties. Do you even read history books idiioot? learn to read and you will grow as a humman

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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What's that big bottle?

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Zzulu posted:

What's that big bottle?

jergen's masturbating lotion

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Who the hell uses lotion to masturbate

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Zzulu posted:

Who the hell uses lotion to masturbate

Just for Jergen it

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Zzulu posted:

Who the hell uses lotion to masturbate

People too self conscious to keep a bottle of lube on their nightstand.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Oh hold on, is this a circumcision thing? We don't really need lotions and lube for masturbation here in the civilized world. I'm sorry for your loss

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Doomguy is canonically circumcised as part of his Covenant with YHWH, don't at me

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Zzulu posted:

Oh hold on, is this a circumcision thing? We don't really need lotions and lube for masturbation here in the civilized world. I'm sorry for your loss

I don't want to hear about your smegma fueled jergens sessions.

pelao
Apr 21, 2010
That stuff is a great shaving cream replacement.



The smegma, not the Redwin Sorbolene Moisturiser.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lmao of you have a nasty cheesey 🧀 🧀 🧀 uncut dick

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Let me tell you all about my dick.
Don't worry, it won't be long

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

DiggityDoink posted:

I don't want to hear about your smegma fueled jergens sessions.

Turtlicious posted:

Lmao of you have a nasty cheesey 🧀 🧀 🧀 uncut dick

loving galaxy brain opinion here. "Hmm dicks get dirty sometimes, what should we do about it?" "wash?" "no, the solution is to cut part of your body off permanently! that's how you avoid smegma!"

Wash your stinky dicks, whether they're circumcised or not, you gross fuckers.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

DontMockMySmock posted:

loving galaxy brain opinion here. "Hmm dicks get dirty sometimes, what should we do about it?" "wash?" "no, the solution is to cut part of your body off permanently! that's how you avoid smegma!"

Wash your stinky dicks, whether they're circumcised or not, you gross fuckers.

Username/Post combo.

AstroWhale
Mar 28, 2009
Oh a circumcision debate:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Visit scenic Europe, where the men come pre-lubed.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Doomguy just doesn't want to RIP and TEAR his penis skin while jerkin it

AstroWhale
Mar 28, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWyCOqsvm_s

Steve Holt!
Aug 28, 2006

STEVE HOLT!

College Slice
I guess it's not a meme but it's going along with the "real housewives yelling" theme and I really enjoy it.

https://twitter.com/tkylemac/status/1139368373719117824

Bayham Badger
Jan 19, 2007

Secretly force socialism, communism and imperialism types of government onto the people of the United States of America.

If I had video editing skills, I'd be posting "Go! Bwah but with Half-Life SFX" and "i can't believe you've done this but with Half-Life SFX" and at least a few versions of "Full Metal Jacket but with Half-Life SFX"

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


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Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

fake, cop would've just shot the dog

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

rodbeard posted:

Yeah they left all the gay people and "sexual deviants" in the camps. Lesbians were considered deviants instead of gay because the Germans didn't think it was possible for a woman to not want to be with men because of biotruths.

So, while Americans think everyone is obsessed by tits, germans think everyone is obsessed with dick?

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

The replacement for "Hai Doggy" is wonderful

Procrastine
Mar 30, 2011








Montalvo
Sep 3, 2007



Fun Shoe

Tetracube posted:

fake, cop would've just shot the dog

You can clearly see the dog is white.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares



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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8er83V2OJ1o

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