Popeye's Chicken Sandwich might be the worst thing!

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Giraffe: Dec 12, 2005; Soiled Meat

I used to call it Dick Fillet, but that always made me super hungry so I stopped.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 17:19

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sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

A place that I can find everywhere that sells a thing I've eaten a million times is re-packaging that meat into a form that every other fast food place also has on the menu?

My anus glistens in anticipation

# ? Aug 28, 2019 17:25

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Sid Vicious posted:

Don't be a homophobe

What? I didn't say there was anything wrong with it, I'm suggesting you should go suck some dicks instead of posting here.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:29

limp_cheese: Sep 10, 2007; Nothing to see here. Move along.

Many years ago my feiends and I would always go to Popeyes after a heavy night of drinking. Their sweet tea was amazing. I'm assuming its normal tea with disgusting amounts of sugar. gently caress was that good hangover food.

I'm pretty sure they sold chicken sandwiches back then so I'm not sure what the big deal is.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:45

The Walrus: Jul 9, 2002; by Fluffdaddy

POPEYES IS OVERRATED

there I said it

the sides are always soggy if they're fried or tasteless mush if it's the beans or corn or whatever.

the biscuits taste like that movie popcorn oil that's so cheap they just put it in the lobby for people to pump out a litre of it if they want

the chicken is... ok. I used to like their tenders but I've found recently they are weirdly tasteless, and often have a weird rubbery texture that I suspect is from overmarinating in salt.

overrated.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:48

The Walrus: Jul 9, 2002; by Fluffdaddy

wait did they not have chicken sandwiches at USA popeyes before now? that's crazy.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:49

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

I�m loving PISSEd about FOOD

# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:51

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Following fast food fads to shovel poo poo into my shameful mouth.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 19:02

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I’m loving PISSEd about FOOD

gently caress off!! I'm EVEN MORE PISSED OFF than you! I'm the angriest about the GOD drat food!!!

# ? Aug 28, 2019 19:08

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

SilvergunSuperman posted:

I'm confused over this, is it a new chicken sandwich or they just didn't have one in the US?

They've had them forever in Canada, they fuckin suck.

You only have yourselves to blame for that. The company that hosed Timmies owns Popeyes now.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 19:09

Brute Hole Force: Dec 25, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Resting Lich Face posted:

You only have yourselves to blame for that. The company that hosed Timmies owns Popeyes now.

The Catholic church?

edit: Wait, poo poo, Timmies, not Timmys.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 19:15

Loky11: Dec 12, 2006; Pull on the new flesh like borrowed gloves and burn your fingers once again

that sandwich is pretty good, ngl.

death to chic-fil-a and death to america

# ? Aug 28, 2019 19:22

jeffery: Jan 1, 2013

ever have sex with a popeyeś chicken employee?

# ? Aug 28, 2019 19:23

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

"The breaded chicken comes with bread now"
- Gus Grundle, 55, camped out for 6 days

# ? Aug 28, 2019 19:24

Loky11: Dec 12, 2006; Pull on the new flesh like borrowed gloves and burn your fingers once again

jeffery posted:

ever have sex with a popeyeś chicken employee?

is that an offer

# ? Aug 28, 2019 19:25

The Walrus: Jul 9, 2002; by Fluffdaddy

Resting Lich Face posted:

You only have yourselves to blame for that. The company that hosed Timmies owns Popeyes now.

Ohhhhh. Is that recent? Because that makes sense. I did like their tenders at one point but now no bueno.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 19:26

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

I sincerely doubt the sandwich is as good as the chicken strips. Inject those spicy chicken tenders straight into my vein.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 19:26

is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

i went last week and some loving cop showed up and complained to the manager that the drive thru line was too long and was backing up into the street. he ended up parking his squad car at the entrance and made everyone in line past that point leave.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 19:26

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

my idiot loving coworkers have been talking about this all morning. thanks for bringing it to the digital space, op. gently caress you

# ? Aug 28, 2019 19:26

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

The Walrus posted:

Ohhhhh. Is that recent? Because that makes sense. I did like their tenders at one point but now no bueno.

2017

My Popeyes is still baller as gently caress though, so I'm hoping they don't destroy it too badly.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 19:27

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Tried to get some Popeyes yesterday but this fuckin sandwich hype meant I didn't have time and had to go to Arby's instead.

The Arby's was pretty good though, I swear they put crack or something in that sauce.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 19:28

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

SilvergunSuperman posted:

I'm confused over this, is it a new chicken sandwich or they just didn't have one in the US?

They've had them forever in Canada, they fuckin suck.

Yeah, am I missing something? Popeye's in Canada has had chicken sandwiches for like over a year now, why is it blowing up only now?

# ? Aug 28, 2019 19:31

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

Maybe more people should show up to vote if every American got a dinner roll to do so

# ? Aug 28, 2019 19:33

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I�m loving PISSEd about FOOD

DUDE! DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!

# ? Aug 28, 2019 19:34

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

sweet thursday posted:

Maybe more people should show up to vote if every American got a dinner roll to do so

I'd take the maybe out and say they definitely would. They'd even wait in line for it

# ? Aug 28, 2019 19:36

Loky11: Dec 12, 2006; Pull on the new flesh like borrowed gloves and burn your fingers once again

Away all Goats posted:

Yeah, am I missing something? Popeye's in Canada has had chicken sandwiches for like over a year now, why is it blowing up only now?

a semi successful guerrilla marketing campaign and the continued shittiness of chic-fil-a

# ? Aug 28, 2019 19:36

Vegetable: Oct 22, 2010

Can you imagine being such a downer as to hate on a chicken sandwich

# ? Aug 28, 2019 19:38

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

i want to try it OP

and then blow it outta my rear end at high velocity OP!!!!

# ? Aug 28, 2019 19:40

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Chinatown posted:

i want to try it OP

and then blow it outta my rear end at high velocity OP!!!!

The solution for cheaply and safely getting shuttles into Earth orbit? :hmmyes:

# ? Aug 28, 2019 19:42

halokiller: Dec 28, 2008; Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves

Imagine being that guy waiting hours for a $5 dollar sandwich at a fast food joint. Bonus points if that guy lives in the South with superior chicken options just down the street.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 20:30

The Cubelodyte: Sep 1, 2006; Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990; Grimey Drawer

I just grabbed one for lunch ("spicy") and ate it with a side of coleslaw. Drive-through, nothing special, got my food really quickly. It wasn't any kind of mind-blowing experience but it was quite tasty. Honestly I could have gone for some tomato on it as well, but just the pickles and... I guess it was mayo (?) were fine.

That's my trip report, please like and subscribe as I hurtle towards diabetes and a miserable death so you don't have to.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 20:58

smoobles: Sep 4, 2014

The chicken sandwich is actually great, but it's out of stock everywhere

# ? Aug 28, 2019 21:00

Legin Noslen: Sep 9, 2004; Fortified with Rhiboflavin

Big Beef City posted:

Don't come here.

Gonna cum all up inside here.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 21:03

Kak: Sep 27, 2002

i just ate a bologna sandwich on white bread with kraft cheese food product and a big rear end dollop of hellman's mayonaise

# ? Aug 28, 2019 21:17

GORDON: Jan 1, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

1. The Popeye's in Toledo need to give up. Even when there isn't a massive viral campaign, the wait is >20 minutes on average, due to half their employees not showing up.

2. Two locations in Toledo. Now, during the most internet hype they've ever had, one location is shut down due to cockroaches.

3. Whenever we get Chic Fil A, we call it getting Bigotry Chicken. The charity habits of the executives make so many people angry, I just have to mock.

Great, now I'm in the mood for Bigotry Chicken.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 21:18

supernatural blonde: Mar 15, 2005; Lipstick Apathy

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

While I'm sure it's a good sandwich. The fact that it's at Popeyes and every moron in the world wants one is really the worst thing in a long time!

Like, can I just get some spicy fried chicken? Why do I gotta wait in line for 30 minutes so you fucks can get your counterfeit chick-fil-a?

Look at the side by side comparisons here, I'd say Popeye's are taking cfa to school. (drat I wish we had Popeye's over here, I love me some greasy fried chicken

)

https://www.businessinsider.com/popeyes-chicken-sandwich-vs-chick-fil-a-which-is-better-2019-8?r=US&IR=T

# ? Aug 28, 2019 21:18

GORDON: Jan 1, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

I bet Popeyes kicks CFAs rear end in Sunday chicken sales.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 21:20

smoobles: Sep 4, 2014

GORDON posted:

3. Whenever we get Chic Fil A, we call it getting Bigotry Chicken. The charity habits of the executives make so many people angry, I just have to mock.

Yo the correct term is "Chicken McBigots"

# ? Aug 28, 2019 21:22

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Kak posted:

i just ate a bologna sandwich on white bread with kraft cheese food product and a big rear end dollop of hellman's mayonaise

A simple uncomplicated classic, 7/10.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 21:24

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# ? May 17, 2024 16:40

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

GORDON posted:

1. The Popeye's in Toledo need to give up. Even when there isn't a massive viral campaign, the wait is >20 minutes on average, due to half their employees not showing up.

2. Two locations in Toledo. Now, during the most internet hype they've ever had, one location is shut down due to cockroaches.

3. Whenever we get Chic Fil A, we call it getting Bigotry Chicken. The charity habits of the executives make so many people angry, I just have to mock.

Great, now I'm in the mood for Bigotry Chicken.

It makes people angry in the way that giving money to people who think gays don't deserve civil rights and actively campaign to keep them from having those rights makes people angry.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 21:25

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