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what's the best part about the piss tape being real
the part about the actual president being that petty that he wanted piss on obama's mattress
the part about kushner not doing great at his assigned role as middle east peace specialist failson extraordinaire
the part about vladimir putin actually having kompromat and getting the fbi director fired through its influence on the potus
the part about barron trump just holding a snowglobe wondering what it's all for, while his dad ends the world with his idiocy
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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Duscat posted:

which brave goon will host the piss tape on their own server and see who comes knocking

Wait. pisstape.com wasn't a goon server?

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
lol if you didn't print out the piss tape and paste it to the sandwich board you wear while you yell at cars

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
can we get a projector and have piss tape screenings outside the white house

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



ikanreed posted:

Wait. pisstape.com wasn't a goon server?

pisstape.org is a goon server

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Burn Zone posted:

pisstape.org is a goon server

Right. .org piss tape is social good.

So it's already on someone's server. No takedown notice

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Unless a goon owns "Vortex Servers" its not goon hosted

Max Walrus
Jan 21, 2004
I hope I can change this later
I just heard the piss tape is real, and spreading the good word is now my calling in life



StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

Max Walrus posted:

I just heard the piss tape is real, and spreading the good word is now my calling in life





I guess more kinds of hats are good?

I like Hat Classic

Max Walrus
Jan 21, 2004
I hope I can change this later

Nukes to Saudi A! posted:

I guess more kinds of hats are good?

I like Hat Classic

the white and gold one has pee pee color font, but MAGA classic red hits better

"piss tape is real" sounds like an opinion or wishful thinking to nonbelievers. they need to see to believe.

we had 4 twitter bluecheck journalists discussing the pee tape and this thread two weeks ago and nothing. people need to see it.

nothing matters anymore and the pee tape being real is proof

Max Walrus has issued a correction as of 23:41 on Aug 29, 2019

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Max Walrus posted:

the white and gold one has pee pee color font, but I agree, MAGA classic red hits better

"pee tape is real" sounds like an opinion or wishful thinking to nonbelievers. they need to see to believe.

we had 4 twitter bluecheck journalists discussing the pee tape and this thread two weeks ago and nothing. people need to see it.

nothing matters anymore and the pee tape being real is proof

what's "the pee tape"?

ross perot in hell
Jul 9, 2019

by VideoGames
gently caress hats let's get a blimp

Max Walrus
Jan 21, 2004
I hope I can change this later

Nichael posted:

what's "the pee tape"?

oops, sorry I'm new here

ross perot in hell
Jul 9, 2019

by VideoGames
the mattress micturation betaMax is manifest

StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

ross perot in hell posted:

gently caress hats let's get a blimp

r[ssip]ution

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
:berninator:

Max Walrus
Jan 21, 2004
I hope I can change this later

I originally said piss tape and changed it to pee tape and then changed it back. I'm sorry I don't know all the piss tape rules yet, but I have never doubted the piss tape

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Good work soldier

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Max Walrus posted:

I originally said piss tape and changed it to pee tape and then changed it back. I'm sorry I don't know all the piss tape rules yet, but I have never doubted the piss tape

re-education centers work folks

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
pretty sure this belongs here

https://i.imgur.com/WvS3XQN.mp4

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Max Walrus posted:

I originally said piss tape and changed it to pee tape and then changed it back. I'm sorry I don't know all the piss tape rules yet, but I have never doubted the piss tape

don't worry you're fine. people who merely say "pee tape" are capable of full recovery. If you had said "pee pee tape" then there would be no saving you.

Max Walrus
Jan 21, 2004
I hope I can change this later
I want to clarify that the hats I posted are not real hats. they are just pictures of fake hats.
I thought Nukes to Saudi liked the MAGA red hat, but I now realize that he was saying he likes the classic yellow hat. The classic hat was a great hat for its time, which I guess before the piss tape was leaked... But it's not so useful for spamming twitter to drive traffic to pisstape.org, which I've been doing from my work computer literally all day today.

I am not advocating for more hats. But the red MAGA hat image catches the eye, and I'm desperately trying to get more blue checkers to acknowledge this thing. I really can't believe I didn't hear about it for 8 months.

Thank you all for this thread. It has been very cathartic to join you guys and become a part of history. although the harder I try to spread the word the more I get ignored I feel like. makes me question reality. is any of this real or is this just more confirmation that absolutely nothing matters anymore? it's depressing that no one wants to care about the piss tape.

Also, I would like to brag that at my work, I am allowed to watch any piss tape as long as it's newsworthy and people aren't forced to look at it on my screen. I should probably be working though, but no one cares.

I also apologize for saying "pee pee" above, although I have never said "pee pee tape" ever in my life

StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.
Go forth and spread the gospel however you see fit. Hats, socks, condoms. Get that piss in those peoples heads and hearts

ross perot in hell
Jul 9, 2019

by VideoGames

Nukes to Saudi A! posted:

Go forth and spread the gospel however you see fit. Hats, socks, condoms. Get that piss in those peoples heads and hearts

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Max Walrus posted:

I am not advocating for more hats. But the red MAGA hat image catches the eye, and I'm desperately trying to get more blue checkers to acknowledge this thing. I really can't believe I didn't hear about it for 8 months.

Thank you all for this thread. It has been very cathartic to join you guys and become a part of history. although the harder I try to spread the word the more I get ignored I feel like. makes me question reality. is any of this real or is this just more confirmation that absolutely nothing matters anymore? it's depressing that no one wants to care about the piss tape.

Don't worry sport, reality still exists and everyone here has seen the piss tape. Don't let the silence mess to much with your perception of reality. The journalists are quiet because better silent and safe than sorry (aka, loud and embarrassed when Republicans make excuses and deny the truth, denying the journalist with it). They ain't gonna take any risks unless they can hide behind some other trustworthy authority as a source, a source who can deflect criticism.
Like for example a British spy.

And the truth that would be denied is that Donald Trump hired russian prostitutes to piss in front of him, and they were all filmed by modern day KGB. There's really nothing unbelievable in that at all. Not compared to that the idiot part of America then elected -Donald fully-insane Trump- as president. And then that the GOP decides to rather gaslight the rest of the world rather than to admit how stupid this is, and how dumb the Republicans now look.

They can't admit the emperor is naked after all. That would be embarrassing. Better to lie.
You are now the child in the fairytale, screaming that the emperor is naked, and reeeealy hoping people listen to you and stop being embarrassed. It's all honestly a little dumb.

But the piss tape is real.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Max Walrus posted:

I want to clarify that the hats I posted are not real hats. they are just pictures of fake hats.
I thought Nukes to Saudi liked the MAGA red hat, but I now realize that he was saying he likes the classic yellow hat. The classic hat was a great hat for its time, which I guess before the piss tape was leaked... But it's not so useful for spamming twitter to drive traffic to pisstape.org, which I've been doing from my work computer literally all day today.

I am not advocating for more hats. But the red MAGA hat image catches the eye, and I'm desperately trying to get more blue checkers to acknowledge this thing. I really can't believe I didn't hear about it for 8 months.

Thank you all for this thread. It has been very cathartic to join you guys and become a part of history. although the harder I try to spread the word the more I get ignored I feel like. makes me question reality. is any of this real or is this just more confirmation that absolutely nothing matters anymore? it's depressing that no one wants to care about the piss tape.

Also, I would like to brag that at my work, I am allowed to watch any piss tape as long as it's newsworthy and people aren't forced to look at it on my screen. I should probably be working though, but no one cares.

I also apologize for saying "pee pee" above, although I have never said "pee pee tape" ever in my life

Motivated folks like you are so valuable to making this happen. Keep up the good work, and make sure you see the big megapost near the top of the previous page

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

The Saucer Hovers posted:

Unless a goon owns "Vortex Servers" its not goon hosted

Lmao. Let me just Colo a box to host the piss tape on, well worth a hundred per month.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Pooky posted:

Lmao. Let me just Colo a box to host the piss tape on, well worth a hundred per month.

sister i love you and all your efforts that was not meant as criticism at all

Max Walrus
Jan 21, 2004
I hope I can change this later
Just trying to get this thing to say "is real"

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Ohhhh man, this thread was opened on my phone and when I unlocked my phone this morning I got "specified thread was not found on the forum". Thought something had happened like Lowtax getting another visit, scared the hell out of me lol

Max Walrus
Jan 21, 2004
I hope I can change this later
If this thread ever disappears I'm gone too. I created this SA account 15 years ago solely to engage with eventual presidential piss tape content.

I'm fairly certain the term "piss tape" is shadow banned on twitter, or just spammers are shadow banned, because I'm getting improbably low engagement numbers when I spam piss tape truth. now I know what Q people feel
maybe it gets flagged as inappropriate and pushed to the bottom of the replies.
what if the algorithms are what's pushing people to talk about the pee pee tape instead of the piss tape. the algorithms are driving change in our language.
it's like newspeak. eventually people won't even be able to think piss tape.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

I had forgotten all about that site. Inspired by Seinfeld, I went the "they're real, and they're spectacular" route.

The computer spit this out (bolded portion is mine):

quote:

The piss tape? It is real and it is so bad it may be your only hope.

:stare:

Max Walrus
Jan 21, 2004
I hope I can change this later

Bip Roberts posted:

lol if you didn't print out the piss tape and paste it to the sandwich board you wear while you yell at cars

I'm hitting the streets, goons



I'm a patriot. There's no other choice.

StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

Max Walrus posted:

I'm hitting the streets, goons



I'm a patriot. There's no other choice.

This is the kind of direct action we need.

StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.
Get door hangers that look like chinese food menus but its all still images from the piss tape.

Or business cards to put in raffle jars

One time i drove up to an atm and inside the card slot was some anti abortion bullshit pamphlet. We should do that.

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Hire a sketchy Indian call center to leave messages in boomer voicemail

Max Walrus
Jan 21, 2004
I hope I can change this later

Nukes to Saudi A! posted:

This is the kind of direct action we need.

They're up around a major tourist landmark/transit hub downtown in one of the most densely populated cities in America. Only did 6 today.

Max Walrus
Jan 21, 2004
I hope I can change this later

Max Walrus posted:

They're up around a major tourist landmark/transit hub downtown in one of the most densely populated cities in America. Only did 6 today.

Update: at least one got torn down already. Basically the equivalent of burning books.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




maybe calling it "trump prostitute tape" in ads for the unbelievers would drive better traffic and they can know its true name when they are full believers

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Anyone just hanging out and think to yourself. Hey, it's real

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Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


ikanreed posted:

Anyone just hanging out and think to yourself. Hey, it's real

It's real and it doesn't matter which makes it even more powerful

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