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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

I don't have a choice because my husband is still stuck in the military and they throw us wherever they want. So far, that's been in the middle of some of the worst storms and one of the worst tsunamis known to mankind.

Oh, and they almost killed me via three years of misdiagnosis.

Ah, military health care. The C- students of their fields.

The VA isn't much better.

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PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


HugeGrossBurrito posted:

it doesnt matter where you are in the US you are either going to freeze to death, get blasted by a hurricane, or an earthquake, or a wildfire, or a tornado, or mormons so you might as well just get drunk

Pittsburgh doesn't have these problems :smug:

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Rex-Goliath posted:

Pittsburgh doesn't have these problems :smug:

gets kinda slippy tho

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Rex-Goliath posted:

Pittsburgh doesn't have these problems :smug:

yeah but it has the ever-present danger of falling into a massive pothole that will never be fixed

TeachesOfPeaches
Jan 25, 2019

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

Blasted by mormon's? I am pretty sure I saw an adult video series about this

Pounded in the Butt by the Latter Day Saints and Other Various Disasters

Cobra Commander
Jan 18, 2011



*lives in florida*
*checks weather*
Haha, I’m in danger!

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
Just walked the dogs. Even on Florida’s west coast you can feel it in the air. Ominous.

Kerosene19
May 7, 2007


HugeGrossBurrito posted:

it doesnt matter where you are in the US you are either going to freeze to death, get blasted by a hurricane, or an earthquake, or a wildfire, or a tornado, or mormons so you might as well just get drunk

And when mother nature really wants to smite things...

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



if you live on a volcano anywhere on earth you've simply failed to learn the lessons of history

and lol at the hampton roads goons sweating this one. it'll be a noreaster by the time it gets here in any case. I look forward to being flooded into sandbridge for a couple of days

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
August just ended and the Atlantic is a hot tub right now, if that sucker makes no/partial landfall it's gonna be organized and pushing Cat 1 winds till it passes Maine or makes landfall, whichever comes first. Chesapeake Bay is still very much in the cards to take a cat 1 hit.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
is that actually a bad idea? it seems ok

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

The Walrus posted:

is that actually a bad idea? it seems ok
Unless they have monster test couplings and pile driven anchors they're just gonna blow off and go through someone's window.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Well I evacuated the barrier island (with my precious cats) last night. Since I put actual :effort: toward safety, it’s now guaranteed to miss FL. You’re welcome.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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Bad Purchase posted:

Well I evacuated the barrier island (with my precious cats) last night. Since I put actual :effort: toward safety, it’s now guaranteed to miss FL. You’re welcome.
Thank you for your service

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

zedprime posted:

Unless they have monster test couplings and pile driven anchors they're just gonna blow off and go through someone's window.

Honestly, it will be fine. It's not difficult to anchor something into the ground.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Give me your cats they're tired of living in danger.

Ballz
Dec 16, 2003

it's mario time

poverty goat posted:


and lol at the hampton roads goons sweating this one. it'll be a noreaster by the time it gets here in any case. I look forward to being flooded into sandbridge for a couple of days

I work in news up here so we’re covering whatever hits the region. That’s what’s gonna suck for me, not fear of a tree branch falling on my car.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

No. 6 posted:

Honestly, it will be fine. It's not difficult to anchor something into the ground.

Friend, this is the GBS hurricane thread, where people who have never even been through a hurricane feel obligated to shout endlessly about how everyone within 100 miles of the storm is an idiot who will definitely die.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



zedprime posted:

August just ended and the Atlantic is a hot tub right now, if that sucker makes no/partial landfall it's gonna be organized and pushing Cat 1 winds till it passes Maine or makes landfall, whichever comes first. Chesapeake Bay is still very much in the cards to take a cat 1 hit.

It's a bit disingenuous to call this a hit unless it gets here, makes a hard left and then stalls. You're talking about a few hours of really strong wind into the bay before it's far enough north for the wind to reverse course and blow the water back out. It'd be loving great if noreasters could learn that trick.

Lucid Nonsense
Aug 6, 2009

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day
Looks like I'll be riding it out here in Jax Beach. We're not in a flood zone, so usually it's just dealing with the power outage for a few hours.

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Core is clearly visible from KAMX now. Still an absolute beast.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Lucid Nonsense posted:

Looks like I'll be riding it out here in Jax Beach. We're not in a flood zone, so usually it's just dealing with the power outage for a few hours.

Greetings fellow Duval storm rider outer

dew worm
Apr 20, 2019

What’s the best place to donate? Red Cross gets the most attention, just don’t want donate to the CEO’s salary or whatever

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Ballz posted:

I work in news up here so we’re covering whatever hits the region. That’s what’s gonna suck for me, not fear of a tree branch falling on my car.

thank you for your next several days of nosleep while trying to get info to folks

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

Lucid Nonsense posted:

Looks like I'll be riding it out here in Jax Beach. We're not in a flood zone, so usually it's just dealing with the power outage for a few hours.

Same, surprised at the amount of Jax goons there are.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



I've volunteered with UMCOR, an offshoot of the united methodist church devoted to disaster relief. They do disaster relief around the country and the region and long after FEMA is gone they'll be there on the ground fixing peoples' homes with a very well-oiled machine. I spent a week in Pensacola with a small team and we partially reframed a couple of old ladies' homes in-place, fixed their roof damage, remediated their mold, and replaced mattresses and appliances that had been moldy/busted for 2 years since they flooded. I'm not religious but it was a great experience, I learned a lot and the recipients were super grateful. You can be sure they'll be in the bahamas and florida and wherever this storm goes, helping people who've slipped through the cracks. If you've got methodist churches around you can probably find a local group to tag along with. They've also got an 89.9 on charity navigator.

poverty goat fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Sep 2, 2019

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

The Bloop posted:

Greetings fellow Duval storm rider outer

Blockade posted:

Same, surprised at the amount of Jax goons there are.

St. Johns representing. St. Augustine to be specific. I work in Duval.

The high tides to the west of me (Anastasia Island) have been freakishly high all this week. Some super lunar moon magic psycho tide or something but it's very concerning because with Matthew and Irma, both times all of the flooding came from the west and the intercoastal waterway. The eastern ocean side of A1A was fine

CROSS POST from CSPAM:

etalian posted:

Florida saved by the northward tilt of the storm!

Everyone is counting on this turn, like waiting for a curve ball to break into the strike zone but I'm not that confident and everything seems to be hinging on it. This storm has been bizarre. Not my first either by a long shot and I can't recall one before where the predictions have been so extremely off and varying. My assumption is that the accelerated impact of climate change is rendering past predictive models somewhat obsolete, or at least inaccurate. They really haven't been updated to account for the warmer seas and the Atlantic is like bath water right now.

I realized the other day though that my place of work is a perfect place to evacuate so I might be pulling a Costanza and sleeping under my desk for a few days/nights. It won't flood, is a veritable fortress and has a kitchen, a shower, vending machines, TV, internet, etc. Just need to bring some cushions or pillows to sleep on. Will be the shortest commute of my life.

AphexMandelbrot
Mar 31, 2002
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https://twitter.com/QueenAnarchyy/status/1168527827148431360

Well I never knew what that looks like and that I never wanted to see it.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




It's turning just a bit ahead of schedule, we're saved.

You can see live radar with the official NHC track here:
http://flhurricane.com/flradar.php

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe

Blockade posted:

Same, surprised at the amount of Jax goons there are.

jax is the largest city in the state so that stands to reason

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

Party Plane Jones posted:

jax is the largest city in the state so that stands to reason

I shudder to think that anyone I know in real life might be a goon

Koalas March
May 21, 2007



So forecasting goons, how bad to you think it will be in NC on Saturday morning?

Everyone is focused on FL for obvious reasons but I got family out there in NC and one with a flight out there in the 7th 😅😭

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Blockade posted:

I shudder to think that anyone I know in real life might be a goon

You guys stay the hell away from my house :argh:

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Koalas March posted:

So forecasting goons, how bad to you think it will be in NC on Saturday morning?

Everyone is focused on FL for obvious reasons but I got family out there in NC and one with a flight out there in the 7th 😅😭

Costal and low land flooding in areas that usually have it, wind damage of a cat 1 or 2 on the coast, unless a significant change in track but you days to figure it out this thing is slow as hell. Unless you are on Hatteras or something.

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Jan 18, 2009

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Koalas March posted:

So forecasting goons, how bad to you think it will be in NC on Saturday morning?

Everyone is focused on FL for obvious reasons but I got family out there in NC and one with a flight out there in the 7th 😅😭
It may brush the SE coast, but that is away from most of the cities. It's still too far out to be accurate.

Koalas March
May 21, 2007



Thanks guys! I thought we wouldn't know anything til Thursday/Friday but I figured it couldn't hurt to ask lol. My people are over by Duke so 🤷🏾‍♀️

Aztec Galactus
Sep 12, 2002

is pepsi ok posted:

Friend, this is the GBS hurricane thread, where people who have never even been through a hurricane feel obligated to shout endlessly about how everyone within 100 miles of the storm is an idiot who will definitely die.

This only applies to florida. The farther north you go, the more its ok to be in denial that a hurricane is definitlely coming

Party Plane Jones posted:

jax is the largest city in the state so that stands to reason

its the largest city by area in the US

Expect My Mom
Nov 18, 2013

by Smythe

Koalas March posted:

So forecasting goons, how bad to you think it will be in NC on Saturday morning?

Everyone is focused on FL for obvious reasons but I got family out there in NC and one with a flight out there in the 7th 😅😭
I'm also in NC, right by the coast and if you say they're in the Durham area near Duke, then they should be totally fine. Can't say for planes, but a lot of the models have it away from NC by Friday morning.

It looks like it'll be a Cat 2 by the time it gets up here and so everyone in Wilmington kinda rolled over and went back to bed

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poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Dubar posted:

This only applies to florida. The farther north you go, the more its ok to be in denial that a hurricane is definitlely coming
If we're supposed to evacuate every time it might flood in Hampton Roads just wait till you guys learn about nor'easters. For most of us north of the Carolinas the last big one was the Ash Wednesday Storm of 1962, which happened in march, inundated the coastlines of several states, and included heavy snow.

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