2019 The AFC South: Home of Tad Dickman

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The AFC South Division Champion of 2019 will be... This poll is closed.
Houtson	29	31.18%
Indianapolis	25	26.88%
Jacksonville	22	23.66%
Tennessee	17	18.28%
Total:	93 votes

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Stevie Lee: Oct 8, 2007

Play posted:

i told you he was gonna be good metapod! my highly suspect reasoning was that i watched the titans promotional youtube videos and he seemed nice, also his players seemed to absolutely love him

something I didn't know is that he's the son of the founder of FedEx, Frederick Smith. Even if he was born with a silver spoon in his rear end i still like him

He has zero worries in life, so he can focus entirely on drawing up one read play action plays to make Mariota look good

# ? Sep 12, 2019 15:23

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# ? May 21, 2024 13:49

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Nail Rat posted:

As long as he wasn't your father, sure.

I'll have to check.

# ? Sep 12, 2019 15:26

Shadow225: Jan 2, 2007

This Sunday, the Titans of Tennessee are being challenged for their title of the Best Team in the AFC South by the Colts of Indianapolis.

I propose that all fans of both teams in this thread wear the badge of the winning team as crafted by Athanatos.

What say you?

# ? Sep 12, 2019 15:34

Stevie Lee: Oct 8, 2007

I'm on board but I will purchase a new avatar after a week if the Colts win*

^{_{*they won't}}

# ? Sep 12, 2019 15:45

EvilBeard: Apr 24, 2003; Big Q's House of Pancakes; Fun Shoe

Shadow225 posted:

This Sunday, the Titans of Tennessee are being challenged for their title of the Best Team in the AFC South by the Colts of Indianapolis.

I propose that all fans of both teams in this thread wear the badge of the winning team as crafted by Athanatos.

or

What say you?

I went back and looked at the history of the division last year. I took the original division winnner, and gave them the title belt. Then anytime they played another AFCS game, it was a title match. Currently, the Colts hold the AFCS Title. They'll continue to hold the title next week.

# ? Sep 12, 2019 16:09

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Shadow225 posted:

I propose that all fans of both teams in this thread wear the badge of the winning team as crafted by Athanatos.

Way ahead of you

# ? Sep 12, 2019 17:00

Bismack Billabongo: Oct 9, 2012; New Love Glow

Andrew luck is dead. Titan Up.

# ? Sep 12, 2019 17:42

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Shadow225 posted:

This Sunday, the Titans of Tennessee are being challenged for their title of the Best Team in the AFC South by the Colts of Indianapolis.

I propose that all fans of both teams in this thread wear the badge of the winning team as crafted by Athanatos.

or

What say you?

dammit i just get this back, no

or yes, depending

# ? Sep 12, 2019 21:35

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Mariota scored nearly thirty percent of his touchdown total from last year...in week one

# ? Sep 12, 2019 21:50

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Play posted:

Mariota scored nearly thirty percent of his touchdown total from last year...in week one

He was hurt a lot and poo poo a lot. If he performed that well with that banged up of a line, that's a real good sign.

# ? Sep 13, 2019 00:42

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

Shadow225 posted:

This Sunday, the Titans of Tennessee are being challenged for their title of the Best Team in the AFC South by the Colts of Indianapolis.

I propose that all fans of both teams in this thread wear the badge of the winning team as crafted by Athanatos.

or

What say you?

Titans bitch

# ? Sep 13, 2019 17:13

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Mariota was hurt a lot last year, now he's healthy

-Titans fans, definitely saying this for the first time in 2019

# ? Sep 13, 2019 17:23

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

He made it to week 2 healthy!!

# ? Sep 13, 2019 17:37

tangy yet delightful: Sep 13, 2005

Starting 100% of this seasons games is the thing my winning QB Mariota has done.

# ? Sep 13, 2019 18:25

Stevie Lee: Oct 8, 2007

Mariota will get a decent payday after he wins super bowl mvp this season

# ? Sep 13, 2019 18:29

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Mariota has already lasted longer than Luck and Foles this season!

# ? Sep 13, 2019 19:10

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Imagine Mariota playing for the Texans, behind their line

# ? Sep 13, 2019 23:01

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Edit nvm.

# ? Sep 13, 2019 23:09

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

He'd be dead like Watson!

# ? Sep 13, 2019 23:10

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Mega64 posted:

Mariota has already lasted longer than Luck and Foles this season!

Technically Luck could suit up and play Sunday but he would be behind Jacoby, king of the AFC South QBs.

# ? Sep 14, 2019 07:12

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

I don't know how good a QB he's gonna be but Gardner Minshew loving owns

# ? Sep 14, 2019 17:26

xeria: Jul 26, 2004; Ruh roh...

BiggerBoat posted:

I don't know how good a QB he's gonna be but Gardner Minshew loving owns

Gardner Minshew is the most Jacksonville QB.

# ? Sep 14, 2019 23:35

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

Will he have a custom jersey?

# ? Sep 14, 2019 23:53

EvilBeard: Apr 24, 2003; Big Q's House of Pancakes; Fun Shoe

# ? Sep 15, 2019 01:13

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

xeria posted:

Gardner Minshew is the most Jacksonville QB.

# ? Sep 15, 2019 01:27

Shadow225: Jan 2, 2007

He reminds me of Mettenberger

# ? Sep 15, 2019 01:32

Stevie Lee: Oct 8, 2007

# ? Sep 15, 2019 01:53

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

EvilBeard posted:

Well I'm a fan

# ? Sep 15, 2019 02:07

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

EvilBeard posted:

I wish that an image could be the thread title, and tag, and background, all at once.

# ? Sep 15, 2019 04:38

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

EvilBeard posted:

I want his jersey now

# ? Sep 15, 2019 04:52

zeroprime: Mar 25, 2006; Words go here.; Fun Shoe

I'm sold, all in on Minshew-mania.

# ? Sep 15, 2019 04:55

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

The AFC South: Minsh-crew

# ? Sep 15, 2019 08:38

Bismack Billabongo: Oct 9, 2012; New Love Glow

https://twitter.com/TDavenport_NFL/status/1173239022874955776?s=20w

Minshew looks good but this is iconic.

# ? Sep 15, 2019 16:13

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

EvilBeard posted:

I'm in.

He did a hilarious press conference last week but gently caress if I can find the audio. Dude is funny, self deprecating, laid back, sarcastic and just oozing personality. He's got this "holy poo poo, I'm starting in the NFL, god drat can you believe it?" thing going on and, If he succeeds, he's going to get a lot of national press and soundbites.

Picturing a scenario where he does well and once again Nick is relegated to back up status behind a charismatic, young up and comer and a QB controversy happens when Foles comes back. Or Minshew could flame out entirely and suck real bad, which is far more likely, but I'm rooting for him hard because he's so much loving fun

# ? Sep 15, 2019 16:35

tangy yet delightful: Sep 13, 2005

thrilla in vanilla posted:

https://twitter.com/TDavenport_NFL/status/1173239022874955776?s=20w

Minshew looks good but this is iconic.

Titans game gonna be real good today I can guarantee it.

Why? Because I'm getting kicked out of my house in the middle of it so people can look at the place and hopefully make an offer.

Obviously the potential buyers aren't Titans fans.

# ? Sep 15, 2019 16:38

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

James Brown has confirmed Deshaun Watson is the best QB in the AFC South.

# ? Sep 15, 2019 17:22

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1173272630104940544?s=19

# ? Sep 15, 2019 17:30

EvilBeard: Apr 24, 2003; Big Q's House of Pancakes; Fun Shoe

Best team in the AFC South.

# ? Sep 15, 2019 18:14

Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Gotta get me some of those MINSHOOOEESS

# ? Sep 15, 2019 18:35

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Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Oline td ver funny

# ? Sep 15, 2019 18:43

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