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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:don't know what's going on, but I love plague on the cob! You have to and win!!
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# ? Sep 23, 2019 23:20 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 07:33 |
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moist schadenfreude perambulate vestibular finocchio intestate
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# ? Sep 23, 2019 23:51 |
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Goons Are Great posted:You have to and win!! I have no desire to win, but I do love posting
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# ? Sep 23, 2019 23:53 |
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Manifisto posted:moist um uh bratwurst schnitzel spätzle jägermeister humid anagnorisis peripeteia serendipity |
# ? Sep 24, 2019 00:15 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I have no desire to win, but I do love posting twins
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 00:16 |
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I want to travel to Germany to eat bratwurst, schnitzels, and spätzle, washed down with hefeweizen and shots of jägermeister, preferably in a place that is not humid. At which point my mind will find anagnorisis, followed by peripeteia, leading to serendipity |
# ? Sep 24, 2019 00:19 |
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Oktoberfest is coming! Or is it already here? |
# ? Sep 24, 2019 00:20 |
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It's English words because German consists entirely out of various synonyms for beer and that would be a weird but not uncommon way to tackle a disease, however it does fit the current Oktoberfest where I heard they apparently drink beer for whatever reason.
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 00:25 |
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Goons Are Great posted:It's English words because German consists entirely out of various synonyms for beer and that would be a weird but not uncommon way to tackle a disease, however it does fit the current Oktoberfest where I heard they apparently drink beer for whatever reason. I said schadenfreude to cheekily touch upon the issue of loan words are they english are they
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 00:53 |
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Will drinking tea and eating figs and Asian pear help? |
# ? Sep 24, 2019 02:42 |
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I have already brought upon this thread the plague of lurking. |
# ? Sep 24, 2019 03:08 |
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If a therapy dog's job is to calmly receive pets and affection, then how would they spend a day off? I'm sure they would prefer to receive pets and affection, but they can now exercise their own agency to receive it on more of their own terms than having to endure it out of a sense of duty. In that respect, a therapy cat can choose to simply not work and request their own space at any time. Which has the better work life balance, I wonder? |
# ? Sep 24, 2019 03:15 |
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el dorito posted:If a therapy dog's job is to calmly receive pets and affection, then how would they spend a day off? I'm sure they would prefer to receive pets and affection, but they can now exercise their own agency to receive it on more of their own terms than having to endure it out of a sense of duty. On their days off they roll around in feces and/or dead animals and lose it at delivery people. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Sep 24, 2019 03:29 |
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Manifisto posted:I said schadenfreude to cheekily touch upon the issue of loan words I mean, technically, no they are not. But having Schadenfreude in the Kindergarten with the other Bratwursts is somehow so well understood in the English speaking world that it made it into the dictionary the robot I used to generate the words is using, so these words may actually appear, too. As long as you can order a beer in German though, you are probably safe in any way, because that solves any problem at all times.
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 03:37 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:animals You are definitely on a roll today, because you just triggered a third word in one day. My research found out that animal/animals is indeed infected, triggering a double infection inside of the already infected you, resulting in a super infection! You will now STAY infected even after the first treatment in the leper's colony that you will have to start now, which means you have to get another treatment afterwards to really cure you. Also, the disease has mutated again, swapping out the now clear word "animal" for something else, plus adding another highly infectious word to the infection list. This is getting brutal, because with this mutation the three currently infected posters will now go for special treatment in the leper's colony. I hope you will be able to enjoy your time regardless, because I heard they have fresh pudding there right now. Goons Are Gifts fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Sep 24, 2019
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 03:43 |
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oh gosh a plague sounds very bad I hope everyone in the yob is okay! |
# ? Sep 24, 2019 04:40 |
people were hard back in the plague times, they had a very "yolo" attitude about the whole situation
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 04:52 |
"you plaguing bro?" "lol yeah i'm hosed haha" that's how it was back then. in those days
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 04:52 |
Is one of the cure words cowbell? | |
# ? Sep 24, 2019 07:33 |
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maybe, for a natural remedy, you can go hiking in the land of ten thousand lakes and drink hard liquor like vodka or a refreshing beer or maybe just be nice |
# ? Sep 24, 2019 09:09 |
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I watched half of timetrap on Netflix and I was about to stop watching at maybe 15 minutes in or so but then they made a goonies reference so I voted 5 and now I'm trying to watch the rest of it, even though I really should be getting sleep right now. |
# ? Sep 24, 2019 09:11 |
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i've never been sick since i have an endless supply of apples to sling at diseases spreading doctors
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 10:28 |
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banana potato chips tomato hamburger fries fries fries peanuts walnut shake my hand flip and dance toot a horn get reborn devote your life to one truly holy jah above in the clouds or maybe in some kind of cloud kingdom surrounded by an air moat and with a draw bridge made of ketchup doritos what a world to end up i can almost taste it now take me lord for i cannot swim or fly
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 10:58 |
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I would say if a loan word is widely understood it becomes an English word. I mean, most loan words change meaning as loan words. I mean douche means shower in French and is a loan word for shower in German as well. English is almost half loan words anyways. Japan has a ton of English loan words, many of which have an altered meaning in Japanese, but the local definition is understood. |
# ? Sep 24, 2019 11:30 |
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You are treading on dangerous ground here, double posting an obviously very infected word like a madman! You can call yourself lucky that only the first one triggered because it was yourself posting it in the following post. Still, it was very much infected, is very much clear now, but replaced by another infected word plus the plague mutated and developed a seventh word on the infection list. Oh what dire times we live in.
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 12:36 |
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Hey guys, I'm starting to think this "posting" thing that doctor in the alley behind the Moe's Southwest Grill isn't really a cure. I'm kind of feeling like I shouldn't have given him all my bones in exchange for this information. Plus now that I think about it, he looked a lot like a dog someone dressed up like a doctor, probably on account of how cute that would be. It would explain why he wanted all my bones so much. Anyway I think my trash bag and garbage suit is worth another conversation. If we could talk about it without everyone yelling at me that would be great because I have anxiety. So, uh, house meeting at 7 I guess. Hope to see you there. death sext fucked around with this message at 13:30 on Sep 24, 2019 |
# ? Sep 24, 2019 13:26 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I would say if a loan word is widely understood it becomes an English word. I mean, most loan words change meaning as loan words. I mean douche means shower in French and is a loan word for shower in German as well. English is almost half loan words anyways. Wikipedia posted:According to the linguist Suzanne Kemmer, the expression "foreign word" can be defined as follows in English: "[W]hen most speakers do not know the word and if they hear it think it is from another language, the word can be called a foreign word. There are many foreign words and phrases used in English such as bon vivant (French), mutatis mutandis (Latin), and Schadenfreude (German)."[13] I will admit that schadenfreude sounds extremely german, but it's darn useful and may well fully assimilate. "kindergarten" I would say is so ubiquitous that most speakers don't think about it as a foreign word.
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 14:09 |
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when i was in saskatchewan i said gesundheit and people did not understand or use that word, even tho' there is a large german contingent that came to like, kick the natives out and farm. you'd think this extremely common term would not confuse the heck out of them but oh welp. also, they call hooded sweaters "bunnyhugs" and it makes me want to puke
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 14:11 |
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Bunnyhug flu is sweeping Canada at alarming rates. Infected people, colloquially known as "bunnyhuggers" spread their disease by wearing their insidious comfy uniform and hugging innocent victims. The friendly hat of the Americas is merely the beginning of what will be a terrifying pandemic... |
# ? Sep 24, 2019 16:18 |
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balls & butts
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 16:43 |
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Sure, why not? Yolo!Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:From Shakespeare's Dick III, 1594: https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Sep 24, 2019 16:52 |
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h*eck! |
# ? Sep 24, 2019 16:54 |
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Sing along with me! We who survived the plague We have nothing We who survived the plague We have nothing We who survived the plague We have nothing We who survived the plague We have nothing Oh we have labored We have toiled Yes we cleared this land That we farm And now the nation Whom we've fed Looks upon us with scorn And now the forest The mighty forest Shall return to conquer Oh we are a mirror A distant mirror When you look at us you will see All your dreams Crushed upon the sea Oh we have labored We have toiled We built our cities of stone We have died We did not fail We built our cities of stone Yes we built our prisons With their bars We built the churches and spires We built our palaces And government houses We built slums where we starve Oh we are a mirror A distant mirror When you look at us you will see All your dreams Crushed upon the sea |
# ? Sep 24, 2019 19:07 |
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Guys! I think I found a book that could really help us out with this little pickle we've gotten ourselves into!Wikipedia posted:The Plague (French: La Peste) is a novel by Albert Camus, published in 1947, that tells the story of a plague sweeping the French Algerian city of Oran. It asks a number of questions relating to the nature of destiny and the human condition. The characters in the book, ranging from doctors to vacationers to fugitives, all help to show the effects the plague has on a populace. |
# ? Sep 24, 2019 19:25 |
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i;'ve been re reading the red masque of death to try and find solutions
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 19:52 |
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where is the plague getting all these words anyway? If it's got a dictionary book it should be pretty easy to take that away. It sounds like a real nerd plague so we could knock the dictionary out of its hands (and give it a swirly too as revenge for our fallen friends). If it's got an online dictionary then I think we're hosed. Once a disease gets online it becomes a cyber-disease and everyone knows only Neo Matrix can bust those bad boys.
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 22:14 |
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the main difference between a dildo and a race horse is that the second is about riding a horse and the third is about competing," he says. "If you come up with a dildo and you are riding a horse, you might just have to get rid of it. There are a lot of laws out there." Still, it seems that many people have ideas of what's legal and what isn't. "People are always like, 'This is all legal!,'" he says. "It's funny, because every time you say, 'This is not legal,' you've already put that condom in the wrong pile." I want to do a survey about this. What do you think of the law at this point?
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 22:51 |
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*A real doctor shakes fist at Doctor gag* That's my stethoscope Give it back You are a dog It doesn't even fit
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 23:12 |
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But Doctor IK... I'm Goonliacci!
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the parable of the pencil and the capybara Clyde: The capybara is not a fruit but an invertebrate, which is to say that it cannot be seen in its natural habitat. It requires sunlight. Roxanne: We like children. Clyde: Of course. Roxanne: No, the capybara can't see light. It can but it has no sense of taste! Clyde: Well, it can't. Roxanne: It would have a very strange sense of taste, because the only way the capybara could see light is by being underwater. So, you see, it is very good at swimming, but it cannot see light in the water. Clyde: I believe that you don't understand capybara. Roxanne: No. Clyde: I would like you to go ashore, and explain. Roxanne: Yes of course—if you can see it. Clyde: It has no sense the
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