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Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
De-aging still can't get the upper lip right and everyone ends up looking like they're making the Stevie Van Zandt face from the Sopranos.

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Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Dillbag posted:

Pretend I uploaded the obligatory Mummy video with the missing sound and music stems.

One of the best presents ever.

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

Dillbag posted:

De-aging still can't get the upper lip right and everyone ends up looking like they're making the Stevie Van Zandt face from the Sopranos.

It's going to date it almost immediately. In three years it's going to look comical, like CGI from the early 90s. Hopefully it's one of those things you just stop noticing after a minute or two of watching the movie.

The Clap
Sep 21, 2006

currently training to kill God

Dillbag posted:

Pretend I uploaded the obligatory Mummy video with the missing sound and music stems.

I think about that hosed up trailer more than any completed trailer in history. It was such a gift, simply beautiful.

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


Dillbag posted:

De-aging still can't get the upper lip right and everyone ends up looking like they're making the Stevie Van Zandt face from the Sopranos.

Somehow out of all the de-aged guys in that trailer only Harvey Kietel looks like they nailed it, probably because with the glasses obscuring his eyes they didn’t have to obsessively concentrate on eliminating a million little wrinkles around them and could deal with the rest of his face. Everyone else looks like they stepped out of LA Noire.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



AFewBricksShy posted:

The De-aging doesn't look as bad as I thought, but I can't help but feel the same way.
I read Sheeran's book, and it seemed pretty loose with facts as well (he claims he delivered some rifles to government guys that ended up killing Kennedy, which makes no sense at all). Based on the footage of Kennedy in the trailer I'm assuming they took his stories at face value.

Also while I understand it's DeNiro, having him play someone who looks as Irish as the day is long probably wasn't the best choice. Is Brian Dennehey still alive? (Edit: I guess there is precedence for this, he looked nothing like Jimmy Conway either)

Couldn't be more embarrassing than Oliver Stone's stab at it

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



It's in Italian but here's the new Jesus spinoff from Big Lebowski,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gENkMBnzF0c

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8bQeYKlTog

lol

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



new Taken film coming along well i see

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Vintersorg posted:

It's in Italian but here's the new Jesus spinoff from Big Lebowski,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gENkMBnzF0c

this looks incredibly terrible

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
Aaaaawhahhaw hell yeah, Ashton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Qm9TKjBPnk

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991


this looks like some bootstraps mike rowe poo poo

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

R. Guyovich posted:

this looks like some bootstraps mike rowe poo poo

It looks worse, at least Rowe pretended to glorify blue collar people, this seems to be fetishistic shaming of the poor.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK




yeah or howabout cancel the debt before we eat the rich people alive

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009


That show has existed in Denmark for like 15 years, called "The Luxury Trap," and it's dreadful pap that's mainly just about gawking at how bad some people are at maintaining a budget and paying their debts while a couple of annoying hosts go "SOMETHING HAS TO CHANGE" - not that a lot of people aren't bad at handling a budget, but man it's depressing enough in a country where we have much higher social welfare than in the US, so I can't imagine how miserable an American version is going to be.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Luxury Trap is the loving worst.

cvnvcnv
Mar 17, 2013

__________________
Wow, yeah, it definitely appears as tho those people all entered the show with financial problems, were offered solutions for some debts and to have workable solutions installed for others, and all exit the process on the other side in a better life situation without having been exploited were lured into a rape.

Ashton is a monster.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Ugh, no wonder he was on Hot Ones. I haven't watched it yet and may not cause of this.

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

Vintersorg posted:

Ugh, no wonder he was on Hot Ones. I haven't watched it yet and may not cause of this.

I thought I wouldn't bother watch, until I saw the trailer. Episode's centred around his blue collaredness, there's a gentle public domain country song in the background. His plastic surgery is starkly aparant due to a lighting issue

The Peccadillo fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Sep 27, 2019

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
Ashton Kutcher's vision board irresponsibility of being in debt show is a production by Chicken Soup for the Soul Entertainment and I am not making a joke that is in small lettering at the bottom of the screen at the start of the trailer

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

The Peccadillo posted:

Ashton Kutcher's vision board irresponsibility of being in debt show is a production by Chicken Soup for the Soul Entertainment and I am not making a joke that is in small lettering at the bottom of the screen at the start of the trailer

It's also a big rear end intertitle during the trailer.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



My vision board is starring in a sitcom and marrying a milf

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

It's, yeah, it's a little off-putting when an impossibly attractive (and tall for that matter) rich guy who has been financially independent since his teens wants to fix people's student loan debt by taking away their cars and teaching them to live within their means.

Ashton is a smart guy but this is tone deaf as hell.

Nroo
Dec 31, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuyznqAILAM

http://arbelosfilms.com/distribution/films/satantango/

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

cvnvcnv posted:

Wow, yeah, it definitely appears as tho those people all entered the show with financial problems, were offered solutions for some debts and to have workable solutions installed for others, and all exit the process on the other side in a better life situation without having been exploited were lured into a rape.

Ashton is a monster.

what

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

cvnvcnv posted:

Wow, yeah, it definitely appears as tho those people all entered the show with financial problems, were offered solutions for some debts and to have workable solutions installed for others, and all exit the process on the other side in a better life situation without having been exploited were lured into a rape.

Ashton is a monster.

Totally cool and reasonable comment

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"


fun fact: the host of this show (not Ashton, the other guy) is a man named Dan Rosensweig, who has worked for Chegg since 2010, but before that spent under one year as the CEO of Guitar Hero, during the period after Rock Band came out where they were getting their lunch eaten by Harmonix and branching out into whatever they could (Band Hero, DJ Hero, etc), and during his brief tenure was when Guitar Hero 5 came out (i.e. the one where you could make Kurt Cobain sing weird poo poo)

he's also turned Chegg away from textbook rental and towards "education services", which after a cursory Google appears to be skirting the fine line between tutoring and paid cheating. it is unsurprising to me that he's hosting a television show where the moral seems to be "ugh, young people are terrible with money, we're gonna teach them to be better" when a more realistic show would be about all of those young people cutting the head off of a University professor somewhere and depositing it at the doorstep of their state's governor to threaten him into reducing tuition. (college is exploitative don't go unless you have to or you have an opportunity to go for very little money)

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



why are we killing the teacher tho?

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 7 days!)

you don't kill the teacher you kill the 2 million a year football coach for 750,000 "administrator" who just sits on his rear end all day

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Oh hey loving awesome, I'm definitely going to that Webster University screening.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

The Cotton Club Encore

"This ain't real life...it's jazz."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-5j3DBmmR4

Very interested.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

why are we killing the teacher tho?


Peanut President posted:

you don't kill the teacher you kill the 2 million a year football coach for 750,000 "administrator" who just sits on his rear end all day

oh poo poo yeah i meant to type president, professors are mostly cool, presidents are the ones actively ruining higher education

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



cappaj posted:

I had a lot of trouble not being distracted! But yeah, it feels like it's going to be mostly mediocre. I'm sure it'll have some highlights, but it seems like a "hey let's all collect that big Netflix paycheck" kind of movie.

I dunno, as much as I want to doubt it....it sounds....kind of good

https://film.avclub.com/martin-scorsese-s-the-irishman-opens-the-new-york-film-1838544958

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

spanky the dolphin posted:

The new Terminator movie has a competition to recut their trailer using their footage. Could be a lot of fun and I know some goons here could make something special. $10k to win!

https://terminator.adobe.com

Crossposting from the terminator thread, where I heard about this. It was a fun little Saturday self lesson. I give you guys the action schlock cut of the trailer that this movie deserves!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WML6qx8Yy9k

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Critics are saying The Irishman is probably the best Scorsese has ever made. That is a pretty big claim.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



The MSJ posted:

Critics are saying The Irishman is probably the best Scorsese has ever made. That is a pretty big claim.

I hope netflix does a limited release where i work!

SyRauk
Jun 21, 2007

The Persian Menace
Wasn't sure if this should be in TVIV or here since it's a series.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-yas0yPbLU

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

SyRauk posted:

Wasn't sure if this should be in TVIV or here since it's a series.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-yas0yPbLU

They didn't even use the theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YwFvmnbj3E

ULLA!

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

The MSJ posted:

Critics are saying The Irishman is probably the best Scorsese has ever made. That is a pretty big claim.

yeah, I don't know how it could beat Hugo

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morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
Hugo rules

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