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Der Meister
May 12, 2001

lol warren is the front runner now

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helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

its is 10 o'clock, do you know where your heads at?

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
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twoday posted:



I am IRL bleeding to death
Be sure to remember while bleeding to death what hospitals are in network, so you can instruct the ambulance drivers to take you there.. Also remember which doctors in the hospital are in network. As they inject you with morphine to stabilize you make sure they're using generics. Don't want to pay for a brand, ho ho!

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

UFOTacoMan posted:

please do not bleed to death

It was a fair trade

In exchange for many shellfish I lost a ton of blood

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Solarin posted:

I miss my wood vapor genie.

im using a dynavap now its kinda like a vg (i had a teak spiral one for ages) u heat it w/ a minitorch lighter until it goes crack ping then u rip the shiet out of it it's great stuff

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


twoday posted:



I am IRL bleeding to death

all the good artists die before they're famous

Goreban Dallas 2.0
Jan 4, 2019


https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1178127357212844032?s=21

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/1178127374078140416?s=20

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Dumbocrat party stopping tmump from taking are guns

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

twoday posted:

It was a fair trade

In exchange for many shellfish I lost a ton of blood



use the paper towel and plastic bag method

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

Buck Wildman posted:

all the good artists die before they're famous

https://soundcloud.com/user-536598422/1995-08-17-warped-tour-camden-nj-usa/s-RrVE8
https://soundcloud.com/user-536598422/full-concert/s-ExHGT

yup

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Fun Shoe

twoday posted:

It was a fair trade

In exchange for many shellfish I lost a ton of blood



yikes, that's gonna need some stitches or skin glue

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

lmao

trump

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Loooooooooooooooool

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Can we get the audio of the call please

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
at least they bought their own stormtrooper outfit instead of just borrowing one from the military

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

twoday posted:



I am IRL bleeding to death

Probably shouldn't do that.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Spergin Morlock posted:

yikes, that's gonna need some stitches or skin glue

:nah:

just let it bled for an hour or so then just bandage it up it will heal in a week

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

3DCAT posted:

Loooooooooooooooool

Whoa! They make cats in 3D now?!

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Der Meister posted:

lol warren is the front runner now

she's gonna lose and it's gonna be funny as gently caress

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


hahaha

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
whatever u do don't get blood on the carpet

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Fun Shoe

Mariana Horchata posted:

:nah:

just let it bled for an hour or so then just bandage it up it will heal in a week

:eng101: if it still bleeds after 5-10 minutes of direct pressure, it's prudent to get it done. One of that size can probably just be glued shut rather than requiring stitches specifically

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
Just stick it your mouth so the blood goes back into your body.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

very normal

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Fun Shoe

RandomBlue posted:

Just stick it your mouth so the blood goes back into your body.

:hmmyes: this is the most efficient use of nutrients

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

RandomBlue posted:

Just stick it your mouth so the blood goes back into your body.

yup, sounds about right to me. i am not a doctor.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

lmao i'm so loving glad schiff did that opening

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

That's just Snoop in white face.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
trump please dont take the guns think of this sad lonely man'

https://twitter.com/JGilliam_SEAL/status/1177529645291278336

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

twoday posted:

It was a fair trade

In exchange for many shellfish I lost a ton of blood



you could use some stitches or maybe a good super gluing

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
I hope enough people blow smoke up Hillary's rear end to get her into the race, it'd be the most awkward few weeks ever

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

RandomBlue posted:

That's just Snoop in white face.

oh noooooooooo'

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

triple sulk posted:

she's gonna lose and it's gonna be funny as gently caress

no sir I don’t believe it will be

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
I mean whatever happens in 2020 the one sure thing is that there will be lots of lmaos

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


twoday posted:

It was a fair trade

In exchange for many shellfish I lost a ton of blood



there's no choice: you'll have to eat yourself before you go bad

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
we may have to find a 4DCAT now

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