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Good Sphere



it really matches my wacky aesthetic, i ought to say, very fitting, but maybe one of you would benefit from the aura this gives off more than i :greencube:

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Good Sphere posted:



it really matches my wacky aesthetic, i ought to say, very fitting, but maybe one of you would benefit from the aura this gives off more than i :greencube:

Is that a Dvorak keyboard?

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
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Heather Papps

hello friend


Good Sphere posted:



it really matches my wacky aesthetic, i ought to say, very fitting, but maybe one of you would benefit from the aura this gives off more than i :greencube:

where how i need this now



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

beer pal

when you press the keys it makes honks and farts like a morning zoo sound board

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
a giant floor keyboard like the piano in the toy store from Big

me and tom hanks are jumping from key to key chillposting in byob

Heather Papps

hello friend


canyoneer posted:

a giant floor keyboard like the piano in the toy store from Big

me and tom hanks are jumping from key to key chillposting in byob

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrJ8VfCWT6o



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Good Sphere

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Is that a Dvorak keyboard?

nope qwerty keyboard

nut

it looks more like a keyexciting to me

Good Sphere

Heather Papps posted:

where how i need this now

i sent them a message asking; updates hopefully soon

Korean Boomhauer
- missing the numpad, which means u have more desk space to get ep1ck frags
- escape is double sized for top tier rage quits
- the arrow key arrangement is pro, so you can trhow grenades or whatever with ease, or keyboard look quickly when youre muching on gamer fuel (cheetoes, dry ramen)
- key highlighting lets u easially find the zxc keys which can be kill streaks or inventory, as well as "lo" which is the keystrokes u reepat a lo in text chat when u get a leet headshot
- symbol keys on the number row are contrasted clearly so u can type up swears on daves server because his mom wont let pepole cuss on his server
- its bright colored so when daniel the fuckwit steals ur keyboard u know right away that he fucken stole it again (its kinda sad tho because his mom wont buy him a keyboard yet)

hot cocoa on the couch

drawbacks:

- only one shift key and the caps lock key is small so it could be difficult to switch to shouty text in the heat of the moment
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selan dyin

pop a cap and show me them stems boy

Murray Mantoinette

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Trying to think what words you can type using just the green keys

SEXZACLON
CLONE Z SAX
CLONA SEXZ
SEXA-CLONZ
LACONZ SEX
ZACS LO NEX

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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you

Murray Mantoinette posted:

Trying to think what words you can type using just the green keys

SEXZACLON
CLONE Z SAX
CLONA SEXZ
SEXA-CLONZ
LACONZ SEX
ZACS LO NEX

SEX CLONE
NASAL SOLO

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

beer pal posted:

when you press the keys it makes honks and farts like a morning zoo sound board

Finger Prince


hot cocoa on the couch posted:

drawbacks:

- only one shift key and the caps lock key is small so it could be difficult to switch to shouty text in the heat of the moment
-

- No [ or ], can't bbcode for enhanced posting

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

What's that action feel like OP do it click clack paddywack give a dog a cherry brown

death sext


how are you supposed to crunch the numbers with no number cruncher pad


Heather Papps

hello friend


death sext posted:

how are you supposed to crunch the numbers with no number cruncher pad

onna dose laptop usb numpads i think



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Heather Papps posted:

onna dose laptop usb numpads i think

15inch laptops have full sized keyboards with numpad

google THIS

I'll order one as soon as I memorize the alt codes for square brackets and curly braces because it'll be a little hard to do my job without them.

hot cocoa on the couch

google THIS posted:

I'll order one as soon as I memorize the alt codes for square brackets and curly braces because it'll be a little hard to do my job without them.

get a new job?

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


google THIS posted:

I'll order one as soon as I memorize the alt codes for square brackets and curly braces because it'll be a little hard to do my job without them.

No numkey pad you cannot do that either. If you are going to add a numpad on the side it isn't going to match and that would completely defeat the point of that minimalistic masterpiece.

nut

google THIS posted:

I'll order one as soon as I memorize the alt codes for square brackets and curly braces because it'll be a little hard to do my job without them.

i too am a fan of putting a fancy hat on my emojis

Good Sphere

they asked me what country i was from days ago when asking about this comic sans keyboard, but they still haven’t got back to me

Heather Papps

hello friend


im doin' some digging apparently this is not a one shot



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Heather Papps

hello friend


http://www.wasdkeyboards.com/
hunh. guess i'm gonna save for the dumbest keyboard ever customized!!!



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death sext


they're multiplying

and evolving numberpads :monocle:

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Heather Papps posted:

http://www.wasdkeyboards.com/
hunh. guess i'm gonna save for the dumbest keyboard ever customized!!!

If you are going to do that, why not get one with customizable backlights? You can now change each key's color on command!



I have one where you can change the color of every key to a single color (not per key like the one in the image) but it's the same software. I've had 2 games offer to highlight keys are they are prompted which sounds like it might be good. You can setup profiles per game, and since there is an API I'm sure you could get foobar to change the color of the keys to the beat of the music you are currently listening to which would be really cool visual effect.

I mean if you are going to spend money on a gimmick keyboard might as well go all in.

Just noticed the lack of numpad on that one they do have ones with numpad too



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Robot Made of Meat

One shift key, no numpad, but it has a Print Screen button? Noice.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Korean Boomhauer

Heather Papps posted:

http://www.wasdkeyboards.com/
hunh. guess i'm gonna save for the dumbest keyboard ever customized!!!

a cool thread idea would be to take suggestions of what to add to one of these and let it run for a week and just keep adding on and then u order it and blammo byob keyboard. i was gonna do this a long time ago but forgot until now.

Escape From Noise

Korean Boomhauer posted:

a cool thread idea would be to take suggestions of what to add to one of these and let it run for a week and just keep adding on and then u order it and blammo byob keyboard. i was gonna do this a long time ago but forgot until now.

All you would need are B, Y, O, B, U, T, 4, 2, 0, 6, and 9 keys, right?

Heather Papps

hello friend


drat now i want a tiny usb shitposting keyboard with like

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

All you would need are B, Y, O, B, U, T, 4, 2, 0, 6, and 9 keys, right?

but maybe W E D and Z



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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

Heather Papps posted:

drat now i want a tiny usb shitposting keyboard with like


but maybe W E D and Z

C F L R as well....


WOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREW

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Heather Papps

hello friend


Uxzuigal posted:

C F L R as well....


WOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREW

i think i'd have a button, that when pushed, did a single WOLFCREW and then i could just mash it over and over again



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Korean Boomhauer
its kinda ownage cos you can change keycap color, put custom pictures or symbols on each keycap,



or you can put a big giant image across the whole thing (And also do custom symbols too)

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

Heather Papps posted:

i think i'd have a button, that when pushed, did a single WOLFCREW and then i could just mash it over and over again

Download Autohotkey and save this as a scriptfile (Right click folder/desktop - > New hotkeyscript, edit in NotepaD)

code:
W::
Send, WOLFCREW
return
Every time you press W you will now type WOLFCREW!

<3 <3 Vanisher

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
WOLFCREWhy WOLFCREWould I ever WOLFCREWant to do that?

Heather Papps

hello friend


canyoneer posted:

WOLFCREWhy WOLFCREWould I ever WOLFCREWant to do that?



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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

canyoneer posted:

WOLFCREWhy WOLFCREWould I ever WOLFCREWant to do that?

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